the drunken walk home...

i_love_toast

hey all i was just wondering what bold things you get up to on your drunken way home from the club or pub?the other night me and a friend starting pressing all the bells on an appartment block seeing which light turn on...then we came across a row of bungalos...it was bin day the next day so i dont know why buty we starting throwing the light bin bags onto the bungalo roofs!!gonig to the shop the enxt day was hilarious but also mad embarrassing.jsut wondering what ya's get up to on yours?:)

Crumble Froo

i do recall my friend eating leaves. and then deciding to try all the leaves on the way home. talking to all those people you should never talk to. curling up on the bench halfway up the hill for a *ahem*... quick rest...

Toots

Did that thing once where you light a paper bag with a lump of crap in it on fire and put it on someones doorstep and run away. Unfortunately it was about 3am so nobody answered the door.

Another time one of my mates threw up in my new neighbour's garden when we were getting back to my house after a night out. Hilariously, about a week later the for sale sign was up again!!!:D

Voodu Child

i_love_toast wrote: »

hey all i was just wondering what bold things you get up to on your drunken way home from the club or pub?the other night me and a friend starting pressing all the bells on an appartment block seeing which light turn on...then we came across a row of bungalos...it was bin day the next day so i dont know why buty we starting throwing the light bin bags onto the bungalo roofs!!gonig to the shop the enxt day was hilarious but also mad embarrassing.jsut wondering what ya's get up to on yours?:)

Congratulations on reaching puberty, sounds like you had a great oul time. Let us all know how the whole acne thing works out.

tman

A mate once pissed through someones letterbox...
Damn funny at the time, but in hindsight it was a totally wankerish thing to do. (this was 7 or so years ago, when we were still in our teens btw...)

Recently we tried to climb onto the top of a huge articulated lorry. Was a lot harder than it looked, so we just gave up after a couple of minutes.:o

ScumLord

I'll never say cause I'd end up in jail, but I once woke up beside a lump of 500 year old Irish history beside me.

Genghiz Cohen

Sat in the middle of the road rationing out fat frogs (this was a few years ago), and then played chicken with a lorry.

AngryHippie

Climbed to the top of a lamp post in wolfe tone park (beside jervis) and stole an 8*4 French flag, which I wore home singing allez les bleu. good times
Climbed up onto a roof off capel st, and staggered along the parapet until I was a few doors from where I started. Then spent most of a hangover getting down before the law arrived.
Robbed traffic cones, a crowd barrier, those blinky lights, barked at dogs (drives them bananas for an hour or so), barked at people. Tried to "catch a taxi" on a bicylcle (real smart) got fired out of roebuck house by some RE's looking for my college ID (wasn't even in their stupid college) got lost in trinity. Ended up on the south wall one night but i plain don't remember that one.

AlmightyCushion

ScumLord wrote: »

I once woke up beside a lump of 500 year old Irish history beside me.

You got off with Anne Doyle?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

spent about 2 hours with a friend of mine trying to land a traffic cone on a post that had been driven into the ground just after the esso on the dublin rd out of carlow. was about 2-3 in the morning, and while it may not sound very engrossing.. at the time it was great craic. Took us ages to even get one.

Bob in Belfast

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

Sat in the middle of the road rationing out fat frogs (this was a few years ago), and then played chicken with a lorry.

Who won?

I've done alot worse but i don't want to boast.:)

Stevecw

Yeah we did that whole pissing in letterbox thing too about 7 years ago in college! Went thru a few houses on the route home, there was 7 of us so a lot of piss to go around!
We were all planning to head back to a house party of a mate, but he had the cop on when he saw state of us not to let us in!
So we were well pissed!! off...we then went and pissed in any petrol tanks of cars along his estate that we could open!
Seemed a great thing to do at time...but such idiots looking back now!!
There were other nights where wing mirrors were kicked in, signs brought home, merc symbol at front of cars broke off etc!
Usual stupid student crap i guess!

Jesus Wept

Stevecw wrote: »

Yeah we did that whole pissing in letterbox thing too about 7 years ago in college! Went thru a few houses on the route home, there was 7 of us so a lot of piss to go around!
We were all planning to head back to a house party of a mate, but he had the cop on when he saw state of us not to let us in!
So we were well pissed!! off...we then went and pissed in any petrol tanks of cars along his estate that we could open!
Seemed a great thing to do at time...but such idiots looking back now!!
There were other nights where wing mirrors were kicked in, signs brought home, merc symbol at front of cars broke off etc!
Usual stupid student crap i guess!

i_love_toast wrote: »

hey all i was just wondering what bold things you get up to on your drunken way home from the club or pub?the other night me and a friend starting pressing all the bells on an appartment block seeing which light turn on...then we came across a row of bungalos...it was bin day the next day so i dont know why buty we starting throwing the light bin bags onto the bungalo roofs!!gonig to the shop the enxt day was hilarious but also mad embarrassing.jsut wondering what ya's get up to on yours?:)

I hope you get your head thumped in next time.
Might teach you a lesson.

Serious property damage. My own property fortunately or I might have been in trouble.

Fajitas!

My housemate and his mate were coming home after a serious night's drinking. They swapped, at random, every window box and hanging basket on every house on our road... There's about 100 houses on the road. I thought it was pretty funny...

Calibos

Jaysus, is it just me. Am I a dry sh1te??. I have never, drunk nor sober 13, 23 or 33 years old, ever done the beevis and butthead laugh and say to myself....uugghh ugggh ugghh..he..he..wouldn't it be a right laugh lads to kick in some wing mirrors and piss in a few letter boxes. Yiz f%^&in' neanderthals are easily amused by a bit of senseless destruction.

Je5us H Christ...."I know lads, lets throw some bin bags onto the roof of the bungalow over there......loike for the laugh loike" :rolleyes:

How is that funny?? Boggle my mind. Even at my most pissed and merry if I saw mates doing that they wouldn't be my drinking buddies long. There the kind of lads that'll get you bottled or the **** kicked out of you over some stupid thing they did or said

AngryHippie

Fajitas! wrote: »

My housemate and his mate were coming home after a serious night's drinking. They swapped, at random, every window box and hanging basket on every house on our road... There's about 100 houses on the road. I thought it was pretty funny...

nice one.....harmless yet headwrecking

AngryHippie

Stevecw wrote: »

Yeah we did that whole pissing in letterbox thing too about 7 years ago in college! Went thru a few houses on the route home, there was 7 of us so a lot of piss to go around!
So we were well pissed!! off...we then went and pissed in any petrol tanks of cars along his estate that we could open!
Seemed a great thing to do at time...but such idiots looking back now!!
There were other nights where wing mirrors were kicked in, signs brought home, merc symbol at front of cars broke off etc!
Usual stupid student crap i guess!

thats pretty bad form. not really student pranks.

Wertz

ScumLord wrote: »

I'll never say cause I'd end up in jail, but I once woke up beside a lump of 500 year old Irish history beside me.

A statue head? Oh it's all coming out now...

*calls Crimestoppers*

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You got off with Anne Doyle?

lol comedy gold.



If you can remember the walk home from the pub then you have ultimately failed in your mission.
I've done some astoundingly silly things, most of which I don't remember and won't go into here.
Broke my leg and then walked a mile home on it one night, all whilst blocked and pilled out of it....woke up next morning remebering nothing and jumped out of bed to go for a piss...and nearly screamed the house down with the pain. What was worse was I walked home initially because I had no money for a taxi....it was only later that evening when I came back from the hospital that I found a £5 shoved in the back pocket of the jeans I was wearing.

Chinafoot

Myself and the sister came home hammered one night and thought it'd be hilarious to rearrange all the garden furniture and bring all the garden ornaments (my mams big into the gardening/decorating) into the kitchen.

We set them up really nicely in the kitchen but unfortunately the mother didn't appreciate our efforts.

Oh I've also done the obligatory stealing of the traffic cone. Those things are heavy!

Stevecw

AngryHippie wrote: »

thats pretty bad form. not really student pranks.

You are dead right. Looking at it now a few years later it was terrible stuff to be doing. At the time we were just college drunken idiots thinkin we could get away with anything. And to be honest we did, not 1 of us ever got into any bother. We were all good students, decent guys basically, but a few drinks too many & that was the result a couple of the nights

Now years later i think back & what the hell were we at. Id go mad now if some1 pissed in my house, car. Did any damage to my car etc. Id be thinking scumbags, no respect etc...
Funny how a few years can make such a difference. Now we're still the same guys who hang around together, at 27/28 but now its a few pints ,gfs along too, no clubs, no stupid ideas at end of night! All boring & sensible!

BraziliaNZ

Recently we had been drinking all night and hadn't slept yet and were going to watch England V France in the Rugby world cup semi at a friend's house (I think it kicked off at 8am down here). So my 2 mates have drivers licences and I can't even drive so we came up with the plan that I would drive and they would change the gears for me as even if I get done for DUI I have no licence to lose. Luckily the car wouldn't start and our efforts to push start it were fruitless. For some reason we were all wearing shades and I had a bicycle helmet on while pushstarting the car, it must have looked ridiculous. I seem to be getting worse as I get older, we're all in and around 30! At least no one got hurt... Incidentally my mate ended up driving his car over pissed...

BKtje

Done a few things over the years (well not recently apart from the ol drunken singing on the way home). We once swapped a mini with an empty skip (ie moved mini from driveway to road and skip from road to driveway). We then got stopped by the cops 10mins later as they had been called that some lads were up to no good in the neighbourhood but we managed to convince them enough that it wasn't us.

Was hilarious at the time but i wonder how they got the skip out of the driveway without a lot of help (wouldnt have been room on the road for a truck to back into the driveway to pick it up again. Well maybe but woulda taken some amount of effort.

flangeman

Three mates and myself (all from different counties) tried to break into Croke park when it was being rebuilt a coupla years ago to go streaking. One of us actually made it, but the rest of us were just too fat to climb the fence so we helped him back.

Lux23

Went off to catch rabbits with nets from a tennis court. :rolleyes:

ScumLord

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You got off with Anne Doyle?

No worse again.

I've destroyed my apartment at this stage too. Does anyone know where I could get an oven door? I've contacted the company that makes them but they won't reply to me.

AlmightyCushion

ScumLord wrote: »

I've destroyed my apartment at this stage too. Does anyone know where I could get an oven door? I've contacted the company that makes them but they won't reply to me.

That happened to a friend of mine too. Playing football in the kitchen with an empty bottle of vodka is never a good idea. I think he ended up having to just buy a new oven.

baztard

Back in my student days, we'd paper mache entire cars (Newspapers and a wet car is all thats needed!) and swap For Sale signs on houses.

pebbles21

leaving the pub last night in finglas i thought it would be hilarious to go back in and chop the hand off the nearest bloke at the bar !great crack altogether but not as funny as pissing in someones letterbox!!!!

prendy

we wrapped one of our mates car in a few rolls of cling film...very funny the next day waching him get it off!

Dun laoire

About 4 years ago i stroked a box of wrapping paper on xmas eve up at Alex's (a 24hour shop in Dun Laoghaire) then wobbled down the road and totally covered a car making it look like a present.

Mossy Monk

prendy wrote: »

we wrapped one of our mates car in a few rolls of cling film...very funny the next day waching him get it off!

Done that before too. Even funnier when he doesn't know who did it.

Dragan

i_love_toast wrote: »

hey all i was just wondering what bold things you get up to on your drunken way home from the club or pub?the other night me and a friend starting pressing all the bells on an appartment block seeing which light turn on...then we came across a row of bungalos...it was bin day the next day so i dont know why buty we starting throwing the light bin bags onto the bungalo roofs!!gonig to the shop the enxt day was hilarious but also mad embarrassing.jsut wondering what ya's get up to on yours?:)

Personally i am able to enjoy myself and a few drinks without needing to act like a total dick.

harmankardon

sorry but am i the only one who looks at this page and cant believe what muppets actually patrol these forums??

seriously lads grow up,go out,get drunk,have a good night,go home..

not go out,get drunk,on the way home ruin some peoples cars and cause thousands of euros worth of damages and then go home.

magooly

In Budapest a mate and I were on the way back to the hotel after one of those sightseeing midweek happy hour every hour days. - Anyway we leaned up against a car to check the map, it was one of those really small square ones but the car rocked a bit. So we rocked it a bit more and tipped the little beast onto its roof into the middle of the street. All I remember is lots of neighbouring apartments lighting up so we legged it, only to be picked up by the cops a few block away.
While on the way to the station I was takin a few photos for the scrapbook, the flash in the car drove the officers crazy so they grabbed the camera from me. Later something came over the radio and they pulled over and let us out.
Its still funny now that I think about it but Ive no photos to prove it..

Dun laoire

harmankardon wrote: »

sorry but am i the only one who looks at this page and cant believe what muppets actually patrol these forums??

seriously lads grow up,go out,get drunk,have a good night,go home..

not go out,get drunk,on the way home ruin some peoples cars and cause thousands of euros worth of damages and then go home.

Chill man it was only paper and besides it was a mates car. He got as much a laugh out of it as i did.

haha some good stories.
Me & three of the lads were walking home from Bray to Blackrock on New Years like 4 years ago. We were absolutely out of it & were tired/wrecked by the time we got to Glenageary so we feel asleep in some random large front garden to be woke up by the owners of the house at 9am the next morning threatening to call the police. So so funny. Imagine waking up and seeing 4 guys sprawled across your front garden. Ahh good times.

Wertz

Oh I'd have had to turn the hose on you's...much more fun than calling the cops.

Karl Hungus

i_love_toast wrote: »

hey all i was just wondering what bold things you get up to on your drunken way home from the club or pub?the other night me and a friend starting pressing all the bells on an appartment block seeing which light turn on...then we came across a row of bungalos...it was bin day the next day so i dont know why buty we starting throwing the light bin bags onto the bungalo roofs!!gonig to the shop the enxt day was hilarious but also mad embarrassing.jsut wondering what ya's get up to on yours?:)

You're a scumbag.

WindSock

Took doors out of a skip and placed them along the side of the road in places where doors wouldnt normally be. Must have freaked out the locals to go through doors leading to walls, bushes and other doors. Street art or mindless vandalism?

FunkZ

I tried walking from Swords to Julianstown on the M1. I got to Balbriggan, took hours, and a two nice Garda picked me up. Very emotional walk for me though, never doing it again!

Cool_CM

Posted garlic cheese and chips through the letter box of a solicitors.
Fell in the gap between a train and a platform, needless to say i've stopped drinking vodka.

CantGetNoSleep

Everytime my friend goes on an all-noghter he decides to walk home about 6.30. If there are any shops around you'll always find the newspapers for the next morning (usually it's Sunday so there's loads of them) and decides to throw one into every garden on the way. The next morning is always hilarious

watna

We stole a gold plated sign from a solicitors door one night walking home through town, somewhere around Leeson street.

We woke up the next morning (stayed in my friend house with her and her bf) and felt so bad. We googled the company and drove in that night (on a sunday) and put it back so they'd never notice it was gone.

That's about as mad as we'd get!

Some of the stuff here isn't funny it's just scumbaggy!

Zzippy

Dun laoire wrote: »

Chill man it was only paper and besides it was a mates car. He got as much a laugh out of it as i did.

If you read through the thread you might have realised he was talking about the scumbags kicking wing mirrors off cars, that kind of thing. I hardly think your papier mache trick caused thousands of euro worth of damage.
Oh no wait, you didn't actually use glue, did you?

Overheal

Pissed on the door ofwhere some refugees were staying: i dont know if they really worked or were actually refugees or not but any time of day they would be standing at the front door, intercepting everyone that walked past for cigarettes. It was like the family hobby or something. FFS if you come here to work and dont want to buy cigarettes quit smoking :rolleyes: its past 7 euros by now isnt it?

Anyway they deserved a door pissing. in Hindsight the letterbox would have been so much better and I doubt they would have even smelled it

gucci

Overheal wrote: »

Pissed on the door ofwhere some refugees were staying: i dont know if they really worked or were actually refugees or not but any time of day they would be standing at the front door, intercepting everyone that walked past for cigarettes. It was like the family hobby or something. FFS if you come here to work and dont want to buy cigarettes quit smoking :rolleyes: its past 7 euros by now isnt it?

Anyway they deserved a door pissing. in Hindsight the letterbox would have been so much better and I doubt they would have even smelled it

man you seriously have issues.....

wixfjord

Once tried to put in my atm number using piss, seemed like a good idea at the time in hindsight I deserved a baetin or at least a night in a cell :rolleyes:
Have also tried to open the lock gates on the canal numerous times and once a mate and I managed to get onto the roof of the cus school on leeson street. ****in students :rolleyes:

Dun laoire

Zzippy wrote: »

If you read through the thread you might have realised he was talking about the scumbags kicking wing mirrors off cars, that kind of thing. I hardly think your papier mache trick caused thousands of euro worth of damage.
Oh no wait, you didn't actually use glue, did you?

Ha. I didnt actually read the first post at all. Pure scumbag thing to do alright. Oh and i didnt use any glue, It was so cold that the car was full of frost so that became an adhesive for us. Handy Thinking about it now there were a few pictures taken the next day. I must see if i can get one to post up.

Another stupid thing myself and a mate did in a session was move the sitting room into his kitchen and his kitchen into his sitting room. We set the breakfast table before we left too just to be nice. I met him a few weeks later and he loved having the fridge in the sitting room.

Jack Sheehan

I fell over a curb while trying to fix my phone on saturday.

Was in the waiting room of a hospital (while my friend was being treated for an asthma attack) and decided to play wheel-chair bumper cars.