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  • 14-01-2008 9:50pm
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    The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "How embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that." "It's quite understandable," said the archbishop, and after a moment added,

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    "as a matter of fact I thought it was the horse."

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    Did you here about the guy the police found dead inside an Ice Cream Van? He was lying there stone cold dead, covered in cream, strawberry sauce and sprinkles. Police believe that he had topped himself.


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