Old Women

rocky25

This old woman comes out the hairdresser’s after getting a perm and goes into the butchers next door.
She say’s to the butcher is that a sheep’s head you have in your window son.
The butcher replies no it’s a mirror.
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An old woman in her 70's died and found herself outside the gates of heaven waiting to go in.
While waiting she heard a barrage of horrific screams and roaring coming from inside.
St. Peter arrived to greet her so she asked him what all the screaming was about.
"Oh that’s just someone getting there shoulders drilled for holes for there new wings" he said,
Just then she heard even more screaming while walking in,
"What’s that” she said.
That’s just one of the lads drilling a hole in one of the saint’s heads for his new halo.
That’s it the woman said I'm off to Hell I couldn’t put up with this.
"No said St Peter you'll be raped down in hell.
Well at least I have a hole for that she said.

Toots

:eek: LMAO, but I'll probably go to hell for that!!