Being hot saved her life!

Lawless_Samurai

Ok title might be a bit dramatic but I was coming home from college last friday and there was a girl standing at the side of the road. Now she was a very pretty looking woman and I probably looked at her a little too long considering I was driving but as I was getting closer and almost passing her when I noticed she was looking the other way and stepping onto to the road. I pressed on my brakes and just about came to a stop when she was on the road in front of me. She turned around at this point got the fright of her life and ran back to where she was standing on the side of the road.

I began wondering afterwards had she been a he or a not so attractive woman would I have noticed her in time??? Just put it up her to see if this kinda thing has happened to anyone else or to hear anyones near car accident story???

Terry

You should be watching the road at all times. Rabble. Etc.

Cathmandooo

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

Ok title might be a bit dramatic but I was coming home from college last friday and there was a girl standing at the side of the road. Now she was a very pretty looking woman and I probably looked at her a little too long considering I was driving but as I was getting closer and almost passing her whan I noticed she was looking the other way and stepping onto to the road. I pressed on my breaks and just about came to a stop when she was on the road in front of me. She turned around at this point got the fright of her life and ran back to where she was standing on the side of the road.

I began wondering afterwards had she been a he or a not so attractive woman would I have noticed her in time??? Just put it up her to see if this kinda thing has happened to anyone else or to hear anyones near car accident story???

Lucky girl!

I've had to brake suddenly for people but they have all tended to be drunk men staggering out onto the road :rolleyes: no hotties for me

Karoma

Somtimes natural selections sucks.

axer

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

Ok title might be a bit dramatic but I was coming home from college last friday and there was a girl standing at the side of the road. Now she was a very pretty looking woman and I probably looked at her a little too long considering I was driving but as I was getting closer and almost passing her whan I noticed she was looking the other way and stepping onto to the road. I pressed on my breaks and just about came to a stop when she was on the road in front of me. She turned around at this point got the fright of her life and ran back to where she was standing on the side of the road.

I began wondering afterwards had she been a he or a not so attractive woman would I have noticed her in time??? Just put it up her to see if this kinda thing has happened to anyone else or to hear anyones near car accident story???

and you didnt ask her out? What is wrong with people these days?!

Karoma

axer wrote: »

and you didnt ask her out? What is wrong with people these days?!

A lack of Romantic movies. Teach us, oh wise one. Tell us the ways of God Pitt, et. al.

High&Low

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

I pressed on my breaks and just about came to a stop when she was on the road in front of me. She turned around at this point got the fright of her life and ran back to where she was standing on the side of the road.

Cathooo wrote: »

Lucky girl!

I've had to break suddenly for people but they have all tended to be drunk men staggering out onto the road :rolleyes: no hotties for me

The word is "brake" not "break"

biko

Change title to Being hot saved her from being run over by me!

Karoma

biko wrote: »

Change title to Being hot saved her from being run over by me!

Oh...I was going to go with I knock down ugly people. Man, the ugly people of AH would be up in arms.



* Grabs a pitchfork

Vegeta

should have got out and asked her did she need a ride somewhere

cjt156

Survival of the fittest. Make it a policy.
IMO we should be allowed run over frecklies, gingers and wingnuts. Cars should carry stickers saying "Munter on board" so we know which ones to ram.

Lawless_Samurai

High&Low wrote: »

The word is "brake" not "break"

Its been amended! Thank you


I'm actually a bit mad at myself I didn't stop and ask "em... since I just saved your life any chance of a date???" I wouldn't have been surprised if she jumped into my arms there and then and I carried her off into the sunset to make sweet sweet "music" :D

Karoma

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

Its been amended! Thank you


I'm actually a bit mad at myself I didn't stop and ask "em... since I just saved your life any chance of a date???" I wouldn't have been surprised if she jumped into my arms there and then and I carried her off into the sunset to make sweet sweet "music" :D

There'll be other opportunities if you apply the same logic, just grab a gun or knife or wait for an opportune moment at a train station...

Dragan

Your really should have just run her over then chucked her in the boot.

If they are hot it doesn't matter that they are dead.......right?

mp3guy

I'm sure if she was horrendously disfigured you would have noticed her pretty quickly as well.

Cathmandooo

High&Low wrote: »

The word is "brake" not "break"

sorrrrrrrrry! edited

Morlar

On the flip side if she had been ugly she would have needed keener wits to survive and probably would have been paying attention to begin with.

Lawless_Samurai

Thats true the whole mess on my windscreen... Don't think I would have able to ignore that!!!

Terry

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

Its been amended! Thank you


I'm actually a bit mad at myself I didn't stop and ask "em... since I just saved your life any chance of a date???" I wouldn't have been surprised if she jumped into my arms there and then and I carried her off into the sunset to make sweet sweet "music" :D

The word is "It's", not "Its".

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I also know that it's is a contraction and not a word per se.

AckwelFoley

If she was ugly you should have mounted the path to hit her

**awaits lame arse politically correct uptight bone head to flame my comment as immature**

pid()

Terry wrote: »

You should be watching the road at all times. Rabble. Etc.

You're up early for a drunk, etc.

KnifeWRENCH

snyper wrote:

If she was ugly you should have mounted the path to hit her

**awaits lame arse politically correct uptight bone head to flame my comment as immature**

That comment is immature! I Object!!! :mad:

Terry

pid() wrote: »

You're up early for a drunk, etc.

Quiet you. Damn quitter.

pid()

Terry wrote: »

Quiet you. Damn quitter.

Says the mod of Giving up smoking. Hehe.

FunkyChicken

rehab is for quitters

ejmaztec

I suppose that the only time you find out how many fat ugly birds you've got wrapped around your back axle, is when your car's in for the NCT.

Terry

pid() wrote: »

Says the mod of Giving up smoking. Hehe.

Click. Inhale. Exhale. AAAHhhhh.

po0k

pix or it never happened

Maximilian

Dragan wrote: »

Your really should have just run her over then chucked her in the boot.

If they are hot it doesn't matter that they are dead.......right?

As long as they are over the age of consent though, because that would be just plain sick otherwise.

DinosaursAttack

i'd love to date an amputee

Karoma

DinosaursAttack wrote: »

i'd love to date an amputee

You're banned while we have a little chat. ¬_¬

Zzippy

Terry wrote: »

The word is "It's", not "Its".

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I also know that it's is a contraction and not a word per se.

Not being pedantic or anything , but isn't its/it's the exception to the apostrophe rule? i.e. It is becomes it's and it has becomes its

quarryman

both are good:

http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000227.htm

Wossack

she give you a discount for not killing her?

pd101

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

Ok title might be a bit dramatic but I was coming home from college last friday and there was a girl standing at the side of the road. Now she was a very pretty looking woman and I probably looked at her a little too long considering I was driving but as I was getting closer and almost passing her whan I noticed she was looking the other way and stepping onto to the road. I pressed on my brakes and just about came to a stop when she was on the road in front of me. She turned around at this point got the fright of her life and ran back to where she was standing on the side of the road.

I began wondering afterwards had she been a he or a not so attractive woman would I have noticed her in time??? Just put it up her to see if this kinda thing has happened to anyone else or to hear anyones near car accident story???

Might as well get in on the act:D

Spook_ie

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

I began wondering afterwards had she been a he or a not so attractive woman would I have noticed her in time??? Just put it up her to see if this kinda thing has happened to anyone else or to hear anyones near car accident story???

I just love typo's they make such interesting reding:D

Lawless_Samurai

Ah here anyone who has never made a typo in their life raise their hand! Go on I dare ya!

passive

Zzippy wrote: »

Not being pedantic or anything , but isn't its/it's the exception to the apostrophe rule? i.e. It is becomes it's and it has becomes its

It doesn't take an apostrophe when it's possessive... It does for both "it is" and "it has", but not for like "the dog chased its tale" or "the carefully thrown grenade did its job perfectly by destroying the nazi turtles."

And Lawless, I've never made any typ0s . (plus "Just put it up her" is pretty worthy of quotation )

Spook_ie

Isn't life a bi'ch wi'h all these ap'tro'ies appearin' everywh're

Wossack

passive wrote: »

It doesn't take an apostrophe when it's possessive... It does for both "it is" and "it has", but not for like "the dog chased its tale" or "the carefully thrown grenade did its job perfectly by destroying the nazi turtles."

And Lawless, I've never made any typ0s . (plus "Just put it up her" is pretty worthy of quotation )

tail*

though it might have been a setup...
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Spook_ie

Wossack wrote: »

tail*

though it might have been a setup...
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That's what you call "ruff" justice.....

Lawless_Samurai

I love AH Where I learned to read my post about 5 times before posting it!!!! :):D

pd101

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

I love AH Where I leerned to read my post about 5 times before posting it!!! :):D

Lawless_Samurai

I should have named this thread take a shot at Lawless and make him feel like an idiot!!!

Well mission accomplished people although lots be honest it isn't a particularly hard thing to do! :D

Spook_ie

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

I should have named this thread take a shot at Lawless and make him feel like an idiot!!!

Well mission accomplished people although lots be honest it isn't a particularly hard thing to do! :D

I'm not going to be the one to tell him.....

Lawless_Samurai

Ah For F**k Sake!!! :mad:

kraggy

quarryman wrote: »

both are good:

http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000227.htm

Ah, no they're not.

Even in your link it doesn't say that both are good.

Pheonix Ski

10 points for hitting the ugly ones.... 20 for the good looking ones and maximum points for a nun or priest!!;)

passive

Originally Posted by Wossack View Post
tail*

though it might have been a setup...
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Yes... a.... setup. That's what that was...

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(p.s. In my defence, the poster before me misspelled her user name!)