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Don't Mess With A Blonde! :D

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  • 16-01-2008 11:20pm
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    Toots
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    A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to a large woman next to him and says 'Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?' The big woman replies 'Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210lb and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 220lb and she's an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who is 6'5", weighs 250lb and she's a current professional kick boxer. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?' The guy thinks about it for a second and says, 'No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!'


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