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How To Get A Date

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  • 17-01-2008 1:07pm
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    rocky25
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    There was this guy who couldn’t get a date.
    One night He went to a bar and was talking to a guy who always had women hanging on his every word.
    He asked this one guy how to get a date.
    The guy said, "It’s simple. I just say, I’m a lawyer."

    So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out.
    After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
    She said, "Oh!!!! You’re a lawyer?"
    He said, "Why,... Yes I am!"
    So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself.
    When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I’ve only been a lawyer for 15 minutes,
    and I’m already screwing someone!"


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    Mad_Max
    Registered Users Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Mad_Max


    lol quality.

    Ill report back if this line works :p


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    #3
    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    stars


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    tmac101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭tmac101


    Mad_Max wrote: »
    lol quality.

    Ill report back if this line works :p



    did it work?!


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