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Female/Male Vocabulary

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  • 17-01-2008 4:14pm
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    rocky25
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    1. A THINGEY:
    A. Female - Any part under a car’s hood.
    B. Male - The strap fastener on a woman’s bra

    2. VULNERABLE:
    A. Female - Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
    B. Male - Playing football without a cup.

    3. COMMUNICATION:
    A. Female - The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
    B. Male - Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

    4. COMMITMENT:
    A. Female - A desire to get married and raise a family.
    B. Male - Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT:
    A. Female - A good movie, concert, play or book.
    B. Male - Anything that can be done while drinking.

    6. FLATULENCE:
    A. Female - An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
    B. Male - A source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding.

    7. MAKING LOVE:
    A. Female - The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    B. Male - Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

    8. REMOTE CONTROL:
    A. Female - A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    B. Male - A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes


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