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FpsBrain - First Neural Accelerator for Computer Gamers

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  • 17-01-2008 9:23pm
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    awhir
    Registered Users Posts: 4,227 ✭✭✭


    TOMARNI is best known for its high-end PCs, but has now announced the fruit of a cooperation with Free university Berlin; The first neural accelerator for computer gamers. This is actually not even any kind of electronics, but a pill to keep your mind focused on the game at hand. To make it to the top in e-sports today you have to stay in shape, not just with your gaming skills, but also physically and mentally. TOMARNI and Free University Berlin have performed extensive research, together with internationally acknowledged gamers, and come up with FpsBrain.

    FpsBrain will accelerate neural processes, heighten perception and reduce reaction times. Unlike drinks like Jolt Cola or coffee, FpsBrain will not make you restless and shaky, but you will remain calm and concentrated. It contains only ingredients that have been internationally approved (list here), and you can even find some caffeine in there.


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    One can with 60 capsules costs €19.90 and comes with a 110% money-back guarantee. Recommended daily dose is 2 capsules. FpsBrain can be ordered from FpsBrain.com


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    #2
    conzy
    Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    hax


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    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    conzymaher wrote: »
    hax

    +1

    Bio-Hax


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    Sabre0001
    Registered Users Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭Sabre0001


    Hmm...Calm and concentrated you say - could do me in day to day life, never mind gaming! Though if you start hitting close to perfect sniper / railgun shots, I can see a lot of bannings coming.

    🤪



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    Jumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Sabre0001 wrote: »
    Hmm...Calm and concentrated you say - could do me in day to day life, never mind gaming! Though if you start hitting close to perfect sniper / railgun shots, I can see a lot of bannings coming.

    If you start hitting perfect sniper shots in day to day life, I think you would get more than a ban.


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    #6
    Sabre0001
    Registered Users Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭Sabre0001


    I'm afraid of RL - apparently there are no respawns...What happens if I get fragged out there?!

    🤪



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    Stephen
    Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    zomg, performance enhancing drugs


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    #8
    im...LOST
    Registered Users Posts: 1,784 ✭✭✭im...LOST


    Ghey


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    #9
    po0k
    Registered Users Posts: 15,815 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    b0ll0x

    Like Apple "Look! No Viruses!" Marketing


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    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,995 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Lol, I'm expecting some good marketing hype form this. Kinda like those adverts for "All natural enhancements". All I can picture is some guy pissing into a bottle when I see them.


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    conzy
    Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    lol, maybe clanbase will ban this? and you will have to send in urine samples :D


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