Name Me Baby!

cson

I'm currently thinking this may be a bit crude but fook it, we only live once and I just know that if I don't do it, somewhere in the future I'll be saying to myself "Damn it cson, why didn't you post up that what do you call your vagina thread".

Obviously such an important topic warrants much consideration and as such I've put up a poll. If the Madame Mods of this forum want to add or subtract to it, feel free!

Have to say, I quite like the Grays Anatomy one - Vajayjay, has a kind of exotic ring to it :eek:

AngryHippie

Is it spelled Gowel, or Gabhail from the Irish ?
Does it matter?



Finnoula is the funniest name I've heard for one. Pure genius.

cson

Pussy

Well I've tried to spell it as phonetically as I could. Thats "Gowel" as in "Trowel". Roffles

This is guaranteed to spawn a "What do you call your Penis" thread in BGRH, AH or even here (What do you call your fella's).

AngryHippie

Mr. President (my own)

Zaph

cson wrote: »

This is guaranteed to spawn a "What do you call your Penis" thread in BGRH

Don't be silly, the Brothers only focus on the important things in life such as whether we prefer short or tall women and unusual places we have fallen asleep. We'd never stoop so low as to have a thread about names for parts of our bodies.



*Rushes back to BGRH with a great idea for a new thread...*

ztoical

always found Elliot Reids use of "bajingo" in scrubs rather amusing

cson

Pussy

Bajingo... roffles.

Another one from South Park - ChaCha

niceirishfella

i used to work with a bloke who always refered to it a "FLOSSY"

and sometimes - MINGE!

LOL

Around my area its usually referred to as your box.

CrazyPolly

Fanny

It's usually flange among my friends but mostly I just say vagina. Mainly just because people's reactions are funny. Why are people so embarrassed by the use of the correct words for a vagina and a penis?

Chinafoot

Gee

ztoical wrote: »

always found Elliot Reids use of "bajingo" in scrubs rather amusing

I have a fish called Bajingo.

cson

Pussy

CrazyPolly wrote: »

It's usually flange among my friends but mostly I just say vagina. Mainly just because people's reactions are funny. Why are people so embarrassed by the use of the correct words for a vagina and a penis?

Becos dey're duuurrrty words...

Cathmandooo

Deleted User wrote: »

Around my area its usually referred to as your box.

+1

Pyjamarama

Fanny

Chinafoot wrote: »

I have a fish called Bajingo.

That fish is gona have some issues!!!

I also use vagina as it freaks my friend out! If you're an adult you should be able to use the proper name!!

watna

I use the term "girly garden"... it works for me!

I also love the Grey's Anatomy Vajayjay.. first time Dr Bailey said it when George is helping her give birth was so so funny!

rain on

Vajayjay

Gee is not the most alluring of terms but it works for me.

ETA: I'd forgotten about minge. Great word. Wouldn't be using it in the throes of passion though.

cas_k

lady bits..... flower..... Mary

Oryx

Theres a really interesting thread on this subject in Sex and Sexuality at the moment, for anyone who can access it.

Jackz

Most the people what voted in the poll don't have one, idiots. Anyhew kitty.

Jesus Wept

Gowel

Jackz wrote: »

Most the people what voted in the poll don't have one, idiots. Anyhew kitty.

The poll question is 'what do you call it', not 'what do you call yours'?

Idiot.

Jackz

The-Rigger wrote: »

The poll question is 'what do you call it', not 'what do you call yours'?

Idiot.

Are you joking? I was.

Jesus Wept

Gowel

Jackz wrote: »

Are you joking? I was.

Knock Knock?

Jackz

The-Rigger wrote: »

Knock Knock?

I called the guys idiots and then gave my own name for it. You get it yea?

Jesus Wept

Gowel

Jackz wrote: »

I called the guys idiots and then gave my own name for it. You get it yea?

Jackz

The-Rigger wrote: »

Tumbleweed defence for not geting it, for shame.

AckwelFoley

Hmmm.. somthing fishy about this thread..

Ba da booom..

No.. anyone?

Depending on the one you have...

Verticle Smile
Meat Curtains
Meat Cleaver
Sausage Wallet
Love Canal
Baby Maker
Tuna Flap
Beefcurtain Pleasure
Furburger
Cum Dumpster
Whisker Bisquit
Sperm Arcade
Penis Sleeve
Dick Mitten
Map Of Tasmania
Fur Pie
Hairy Potter
Itchy Twitchy Twat
Axe Wound
Love Box
Hairy Axe Wound
Steak Drapes

Sinfonia

Where's the Atari Vaguar option?

AckwelFoley

How about "Roger"

Full name.. "roger mee"

King of Kings

"Gash" was an favourite of mine.

my gf is thai and they call it "yum yum" (although prob not spelled like that) i was in tears hearing that the first time cos i'm way mature.

Jules

Fanny

Lady Garden or Front Bum!

beaushalloe

personally i use fanfan, but some ot the terms ive heard, furry cup, pink curtains, jacksie.:eek:

WindSock

Gee

I usually say Fanny or Gee on an occasion, I think it sounds funny. I think vagina sounds a bit clinical but I would say it the odd time. also hairy axe wound and tobacco pouch. I really really hate the word pussy though. Makes me think of pus.

DJ_Spider

Gowel

Maybe because I'm from London and I'm a guy but I usually call it a Jack n Danny = Fanny geddit! But an ex of mine used to call it a chainsaw wound when she was on her rags! :eek:

CrazyPolly

Fanny

DJ_Spider wrote: »

Maybe because I'm from London and I'm a guy but I usually call it a Jack n Danny = Fanny geddit! But an ex of mine used to call it a chainsaw wound when she was on her rags! :eek:

Hahaha...that's gas....if slightly disgusting.

Sparky

Gowel

Beef curtains

Your Pikachu

Meat swipe

Some people didnt like it called vagina as such, so some of us would say 'The Vag-na'

Tom Dunne

Mrs. Doubtfire.

Wazdakka

Wizzards Sleeve

Morlar

bajingo ftw