Lad Baptism

cson · 18-01-2008 2:20am #1

Seeing as I created one over in the ladies lounge and its sure to spawn an opposite one I might as well just do it here. It's one of the most curious questions to have plagued mankind, up there alongside "How big is Mary Harneys carbon footprint?" and "Why is Ryan Tubridy such an annoying bollocks?". Thats right folks, the question I'm asking is; What Do You Call Your Penis?

And before anyone posts it, we've all seen Anchorman.

Pour moi, he's referred to as "Mickey" for the most part.

Dave! · 18-01-2008 2:24am

Schlong

cson · 18-01-2008 2:26am

Actually I want to retract my vote (Quiet you at the back!) and vote for HooHooDilly instead, courtesy of South Park.

Manic Moran · 18-01-2008 2:26am

Never found a requirement for a name. I don't tend to talk to it.

NTM

RonMexico · 18-01-2008 2:29am

Hi there can I introduce you lovely ladies to my friend John Thomas?

Peyton Manning · 18-01-2008 2:31am

Mr. Worthington

Wanders_fan · 18-01-2008 2:34am

cervix breaker. result of a bored funny name competition among friends.

cson · 18-01-2008 2:34am

Manic Moran wrote: »

Never found a requirement for a name. I don't tend to talk to it.

NTM

You don't know what you're missing.

:eek:

Dont be at yourself · 18-01-2008 2:36am

Wiily.

Occasionally, pork sword. Less occasionally, beef bayonette.

cornbb · 18-01-2008 2:37am

Big pounder

Ruu_Old · 18-01-2008 2:37am

Robin i' the hood.

randylonghorn · 18-01-2008 2:52am

Junior.

Manic Moran wrote: »

I don't tend to talk to it.

I've been known to occasionally ... usually when we're on our own, and getting in a spot of exercise ... >_>

Jigsaw · 18-01-2008 2:54am

Colonel Gadaffi

Holsten · 18-01-2008 3:00am

Vlad.

Vlad The Impaler.

TPD · 18-01-2008 3:03am

Had this conversation with a group of friends before. The memorable names were Jameson and Big Adam.

randylonghorn · 18-01-2008 3:04am

Jigsaw wrote: »

Colonel Gadaffi

Short and liable to explode without warning?

pierrot · 18-01-2008 5:38am

it's the blood hammer

ericl · 18-01-2008 5:42am

Dave.

tman · 18-01-2008 5:44am

Wang Chung

Everybody have fun tonight... Everybody Wang Chung tonight...

danniemcq · 18-01-2008 10:10am

how to lose a guy in ten days has ruined my mojo

Doctor DooM · 18-01-2008 10:15am

The Doomcock.

monkeyfudge · 18-01-2008 12:19pm

The Falcon Project.

the dee · 18-01-2008 12:21pm

I dubbed an ex's lad "Mr Floppy" once. He wasn't impressed.

azezil · 18-01-2008 12:38pm

The throbulator 5000 turbo.

Tusky · 18-01-2008 12:40pm

Curly Jefferson.

Boom_Bap · 18-01-2008 12:47pm

The Captain or The Colonel.

It also is country specific, when in Germany he's ZE Kaptain, Spain is El Captain, Italy is Il Capitano.

The Colonel is not gone international yet

po0k · 18-01-2008 12:50pm

Princess Penelope.

TheJoker · 18-01-2008 3:52pm

Womb Rocket
The Inseminator
Thumper

HammerHeadGym · 18-01-2008 3:57pm

The Cuntbuster.

Your welcome.

admiralofthefleet · 18-01-2008 3:59pm

the boss. "its no good apologising, love, you will have to talk to the boss"

biko · 18-01-2008 4:03pm

Biko junior

Creature · 18-01-2008 4:05pm

Private Hudson.

FlutterinBantam · 18-01-2008 4:17pm

The Porridge Gun

18-01-2008 4:31pm

Tarzan

Welcome to the Jungle....

azezil · 18-01-2008 4:45pm

Creature wrote: »

Private Hudson.

Ugh the most annoying member of the squad in Aliens ;P

RonMexico · 18-01-2008 4:47pm

...sometimes when I'm in the mood he goes by the alias Rick James.

Varkov · 18-01-2008 4:49pm

"Mr" Steve French.

Ol faithfull

Christmas

yaynay · 18-01-2008 5:42pm

The gash inspector

The guy · 18-01-2008 5:45pm

Penis:

Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Ohh, Dear penis
I dont like you anymore

It used to be you and me
A papertowel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to be getting by
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore

I don't think I like you anymore
'Cause when you get to drinking
You put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney
I don't like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip
on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We just stay home forever
Dear penis I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney
While you're shaving, shave my balls

artanevilla · 18-01-2008 8:04pm

"Your man"

GAAman · 18-01-2008 10:17pm

After a trip to the cinema me and the missus came up with a novel one "Bruce Willis" and why.............cos he will be hard as fúck right up until the end :cool: