Ya f*cking *******

Beetlebum

I was standing outside Whelans last night having a cigarette when these two absolute filthy townie knackers
walked by. The guy looked like a strung out rat and the girl was squeezed into jeans about 10 sizes too small for her. Anyway,
the guy was walking ahead of her and he turned around and goes 'Will ya hurry up ya bleeeeeeeding slut'.....the girl stopped walking
and screamed at him 'Did you jus call me a bleeeeeding slut??!!!'.......the guy looks back and says 'No ya mad yoke, I called ya a
bleeeeding mutt now c'mon will ya'......the girl (if you could call her that) replies with 'Oh, right then' and follows him.
Just got me thinking, what kind of calibre of person would be insulted by the term slut but doesn't mind being called an ugly dog?? Also got me thinking what's the worst insult anybody has ever said to you or that you've said to someone else?
Personally, I'd hate to be called boring or nice. At least if someone calls you a cnut or an asshole it shows you've got some sort or personality...

arybvtcw0eolkf

Ya fvck 'em, enjoy the gig?.

Beetlebum

Yeah, I was soaked to the skin so drank hot whiskey to warm me up, nice. The band were pretty cool too...were u at it?

arybvtcw0eolkf

Beetlebum wrote: »

Yeah, I was soaked to the skin so drank hot whiskey to warm me up, nice. The band were pretty cool too...were u at it?

Yup, was there myself.

Cool band, I have their EP its pretty good listening.

AckwelFoley

I feel your pain

Rob_l

Maybe mutt is his nickname for her
Also I often call wimmuns fierce abusive things just to see if they have any sense of self worth if they do thats a dumping :eek:

DonalN

Beetlebum wrote: »

Personally, I'd hate to be called boring or nice. At least if someone calls you a cnut or an asshole it shows you've got some sort or personality...

i can understand not wanting to be called boring, but you would actually prefer to be called a cnut or asshole instead of being called nice ???

Assuming you're a bloke; consider this potential situation in a pub.

Two girls looking at ya from accross the bar:

- 'hey look at the cnut over there! what an asshole! don't go near him'

OR

- 'hey look at that nice guy over there, lets have a 3some!!!!'

JCDUB

You didn't happen to get this little sweetheart's number or anything while she was passing?

Sounds "interesting...."

Lux23

I live in a fairly rough area of the City Centre and there are loads of idiots like that who just wander up and down the street shouting at each other. They always seem to be in a rush but they never actually go anywhere and the way they speak to each other is vile. I think just years of degradation and drugs just leaves them with no self esteem. The one thing I can never understand is why they have to make their disagreements so public, who wants to hear them scrabble over a few butts they found on the ground.

Slow Motion

Lux23 wrote: »

I live in a fairly rough area of the City Centre and there are loads of idiots like that who just wander up and down the street shouting at each other. They always seem to be in a rush but they never actually go anywhere and the way they speak to each other is vile. I think just years of degradation and drugs just leaves them with no self esteem. The one thing I can never understand is why they have to make their disagreements so public, who wants to hear them scrabble over a few butts they found on the ground.

You answered your own question! They are so degraded and self absorbed into whatever personal hell years of drug abuse has left them in, they are honestly unaware of how others percieve them IMO!

Myself and a few friends were walking into the Bell, Book and Candle store in Galway, when this short little young fecker walks by us and says, "Get out of my way, you hippy" to my friend, who has long hair.

Thought it was pretty funny

Also, was in work last night when a few "rough" kids came in. They asked the prices of practically everything to which my friend told them to look at the menu screens. A quick look up and one asks us, "how much are those for 3.70?" My friend replies, "the things for 3.70? uh... 3.70"

Kinetic^

I was also in Whelan's last night.:)

Beetlebum

DonalN wrote: »

i can understand not wanting to be called boring, but you would actually prefer to be called a cnut or asshole instead of being called nice ???

Assuming you're a bloke; consider this potential situation in a pub.

Two girls looking at ya from accross the bar:

- 'hey look at the cnut over there! what an asshole! don't go near him'

OR

- 'hey look at that nice guy over there, lets have a 3some!!!!'

Well when you put it that way....I'm a girl and a suppose I'd rather be called nice than a cnut but ya know whhat I'm getting at. I'd hate to hear someone describe me as 'nice'. It's as bad as being called 'harmless'...

customer

In traffic one day I cut up a "lady" in a jeep. At the time, I was driving an old VW golf. It was hot, so we both had our windows down and she roared into me, "Ya effin' eeja, wit yer effin hape a effin' shoi!"

I replied, "Nice car: pity you can't get class on the never-never". From the look on her face, if the traffic hadn't taken us in different directions she'd have gotten out and killed me.

Tusky

...I would class you as boringly nice, D.

Beetlebum

Tusky wrote: »

...but you are boringly nice, D.

Yeah, well you're harmless!:)

Tusky

Beetlebum wrote: »

Yeah, well you're harmless!:)

Harmlessly fantastic ?

One day at work a family of scummers came into the shop and began asking the usual stupid questions. How much is this CD and is that phone really 99 euro? After a few minutes of this one of the kids started pulling at CDs, seeing this his mother uttered the immortal words, "You'd know you were inbred". I thought it was quite funny but it's also quite sad.

Adam

Deleted User wrote: »

...when this short little young fecker walks by us and says, "Get out of my way, you hippy" to my friend, who has long hair.

Was he also sporting a top hat or spats? Sounds like a rather well-to-do "fecker".

gucci

so more importantly who was playing there?

po0k

customer wrote: »

In traffic one day I cut up a "lady" in a jeep. At the time, I was driving an old VW golf. It was hot, so we both had our windows down and she roared into me, "Ya effin' eeja, wit yer effin hape a effin' shoi!"

I replied, "Nice car: pity you can't get class on the never-never". From the look on her face, if the traffic hadn't taken us in different directions she'd have gotten out and killed me.

pwnt

Stephen

When I was living in Carlow a couple of years ago I was in the local shop. In walks a skanger mother with her daughter who couldn't have been more than 4 years old. The mother proceeds to roar "SHUT UP YE LITTLE F**KIN CNUT" at the child who was crying over something. Classy.

Beetlebum

Tusky wrote: »

Harmlessly fantastic ?

No no...just harmless....and weak....super weak...

arybvtcw0eolkf

Kenny 5 wrote: »

I was also in Whelan's last night.:)

:eek:

AARRRGH

Skangers and Nationalists from the North sometimes call me a west brit because I'm well spoken (I have a neutral accent - nothing particularly posh or southside sounding or anything like that.)

That kind of annoys me because it's confusing.

arybvtcw0eolkf

dublindude wrote: »

Skangers and Nationalists from the North sometimes call me a west brit because I'm well spoken (I have a neutral accent - nothing particularly posh or southside sounding or anything like that.)

That kind of annoys me because it's confusing.

Those west brit accents are almost as annoying as D4's.

AARRRGH

Mairt wrote: »

Those west brit accents are almost as annoying as D4's.

There's nothing wrong with speaking properly

arybvtcw0eolkf

dublindude wrote: »

There's nothing wrong with speaking properly

I didn't say there's anything wrong with speaking properly. But west brit accents are annoying all the same.

I bet someone speaking properly from Ballymun wouldn't be called a ''west brit'', now get back to Kingstown ya west brit ye!.

Tusky

Beetlebum wrote: »

No no...just harmless....and weak....super weak...

Yeah well you're bland, repulsive & embarrassing to be around.

AARRRGH

Mairt wrote: »

I didn't say there's anything wrong with speaking properly. But west brit accents are annoying all the same.

I bet someone speaking properly from Ballymun wouldn't be called a ''west brit'', now get back to Kingstown ya west brit ye!.

Well, I hate to break it to you, but we do speak ENGLISH!!

Nah I don't have a plantation accent or whatever the insult is supposed to mean. It's neutral, with proper pronunciation of words.

I don't think that's anything special, and certainly doesn't deserve an insult!

I really don't want to get into an accent debate... just saying the west brit thing is kind of annoying.

Here's something else people always say. It's supposed to be a compliment (I think?) but it's annoying

"You look like the werewolf guy from Buffy"

Jumpy

dublindude wrote: »

"You look like the werewolf guy from Buffy"

Hes a short ginger.

the dee

Jumpy wrote: »

Hes a short ginger.

But pretty cute.

Mmmmm.... Seth Green

MOH

I was watching a Saturday afternoon Arsenal game in the delightful establishment that is Frasier's on O'Connell st. Match was nearly over, unfortunately the Celtic game finished first leading to an exodus from upstairs of scumbags. One of them quite obviously deliberately stopped in fron of me, blocking my view. I politely asked him to move, at which opint he launched into the usual stream of insults - why was I watching a foreign game (says the man in the Celtic who had just been watching the same sport, albeit a foreign club of a differetn nationality), the whole West Brit thing - but then finished off by saying "you're only a black b***ard" (emmm, I can't even get a decent tan).

I was tempted to ask him to repeat that, given that we were surrounded by a number of fairly large african guys, but was too bemused by his remark to react in time.

chopperbyrne

Was it this guy: http://bp2.blogger.com/_hHGQk8itk9I/Rei-J70phfI/AAAAAAAAAFE/IrH4dIMG5jw/s1600-h/foreign+games.bmp

youcancallmeal

Years ago in school a teacher once called me a whore's melt, I'm still not sure what that actually is?

arybvtcw0eolkf

MOH wrote: »

I was watching a Saturday afternoon Arsenal game in the delightful establishment that is Frasier's on O'Connell st. Match was nearly over, unfortunately the Celtic game finished first leading to an exodus from upstairs of scumbags. One of them quite obviously deliberately stopped in fron of me, blocking my view. I politely asked him to move, at which opint he launched into the usual stream of insults - why was I watching a foreign game (says the man in the Celtic who had just been watching the same sport, albeit a foreign club of a differetn nationality), the whole West Brit thing - but then finished off by saying "you're only a black b***ard" (emmm, I can't even get a decent tan).

I was tempted to ask him to repeat that, given that we were surrounded by a number of fairly large african guys, but was too bemused by his remark to react in time.

Oh come on, your asking us to believe an awful lot there now Ted!.

AARRRGH

MOH wrote: »

but then finished off by saying "you're only a black b***ard" (emmm, I can't even get a decent tan).

I was tempted to ask him to repeat that, given that we were surrounded by a number of fairly large african guys, but was too bemused by his remark to react in time.

You sure he wasn't talking to the black guys behind you?

MOH

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Was it this guy: http://bp2.blogger.com/_hHGQk8itk9I/Rei-J70phfI/AAAAAAAAAFE/IrH4dIMG5jw/s1600-h/foreign+games.bmp

It was shortly after that, which made it all the funnier

Mairt wrote: »

Oh come on, your asking us to believe an awful lot there now Ted!.

Sorry, it was a bit long winded

dublindude wrote: »

You sure he wasn't talking to the black guys behind you?

I would have, but they were mainly behind him, and he was definitely talking to me. So my use of the word "surrounded" may have been misjudged.
In fact, it wasn't really a well thought out post at all

Beetlebum

Tusky wrote: »

Yeah well you're bland, repulsive & embarrassing to be around.

Oooohhh temper temper....I know how angry you must be at the world for granting you with such a hideous appearance, laughable personality and sickening body odour but don't take it out on me....you sir, are vile.

iguana

Yesterday morning I was walking my dogs in the park nearest my house in north London when two horrible old women started making nasty comments about my dogs as I walked past them. When I turned to them and asked them not to be so rude, one of them told me I was like a West Indian and then made some nasty comments about West Indians. I said, "so you're not only rude, your racist" to which she replied "no, you're racist!"

When I asked how was I racist, she responded with "well your obviously not from London are you?" To which I said "no, I'm not." And she said "well there you go then."

So I guess we should all be aware that if we are not from London we are racist and if we are from London we can say and do whatever we want.

Lux23

Slow Motion wrote: »

You answered your own question! They are so degraded and self absorbed into whatever personal hell years of drug abuse has left them in, they are honestly unaware of how others percieve them IMO!

Thats true.

@Dublindude I always thought I had a fairly normal accent but where I live I have on a numerous occasions slagged in shops about how posh I sound. I think its just in comparsion, im sure i wouldn't be considered so posh hanging around Ron Blacks for instance.

Overheal

Stephen wrote: »

When I was living in Carlow a couple of years ago I was in the local shop. In walks a skanger mother with her daughter who couldn't have been more than 4 years old. The mother proceeds to roar "SHUT UP YE LITTLE F**KIN CNUT" at the child who was crying over something. Classy.

theres more than one shop in carlow... makin me out to be in the backwater of nowheres... :rolleyes:

iguana wrote: »

Yesterday morning I was walking my dogs in the park nearest my house in north London when two horrible old women started making nasty comments about my dogs as I walked past them. When I turned to them and asked them not to be so rude, one of them told me I was like a West Indian and then made some nasty comments about West Indians. I said, "so you're not only rude, your racist" to which she replied "no, you're racist!"

When I asked how was I racist, she responded with "well your obviously not from London are you?" To which I said "no, I'm not." And she said "well there you go then."

So I guess we should all be aware that if we are not from London we are racist and if we are from London we can say and do whatever we want.

I would've told them they never should have dropped out of primary school to be fair.

he worst I get off the trash is when I used to live in Ennis: this cheeky little 7 yr old spams the streets with his raspy smoker lungs every other day when good decent folk are trying to sing a song that you could listen to. Anyone go to ennis, ya ever see that bearded fella who always parks his performance next to Roxy Records? Thats talent you can respect. Not raspy little ****er screaming Im Every Woman (and out of key!)

Then you got the other little bastard who would push his baby sister in a stroller. Everywhere he goes he tries to marry her off... :rolleyes:

Sinfonia

gucci wrote: »

so more importantly who was playing there?

More Tiny Giants I believe...

phasers

hey dats me ma an da you're talkin abou

doonothing

I was once sitting at the bus stop with my then girlfriend on my lap, and all these scumbags walk by and one shouts "Jaysus, he's doing well for himself!"
Never felt that mixture of insult and compliment before...

longshanks

iguana wrote: »

So I guess we should all be aware that if we are not from London we are racist and if we are from London we can say and do whatever we want.

what, you didn't know this? stupid and racialist, i bet you don't even indicate off roundabouts (trafficist as well). you savage. booo

Esel

youcancallme>al wrote: »

Years ago in school a teacher once called me a whore's melt, I'm still not sure what that actually is?

Ask yore ma.

youcancallmeal

One time on some internet forum some guy cleverly insulted me ma. He cut deep

Terry

customer wrote: »

In traffic one day I cut up a "lady" in a jeep. At the time, I was driving an old VW golf. It was hot, so we both had our windows down and she roared into me, "Ya effin' eeja, wit yer effin hape a effin' shoi!"

I replied, "Nice car: pity you can't get class on the never-never". From the look on her face, if the traffic hadn't taken us in different directions she'd have gotten out and killed me.

Kudos to you on the dangerous driving.

dublindude wrote: »

Well, I hate to break it to you, but we do speak ENGLISH!!

Nah I don't have a plantation accent or whatever the insult is supposed to mean. It's neutral, with proper pronunciation of words.

I don't think that's anything special, and certainly doesn't deserve an insult!

I really don't want to get into an accent debate... just saying the west brit thing is kind of annoying.

Here's something else people always say. It's supposed to be a compliment (I think?) but it's annoying

"You look like the werewolf guy from Buffy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_joBT6JlE

Jesus Wept

doonothing wrote: »

I was once sitting at the bus stop with my then girlfriend on my lap, and all these scumbags walk by and one shouts "Jaysus, he's doing well for himself!"
Never felt that mixture of insult and compliment before...

Get a room, no one wants to see that, except for a few dirty old men with long coats tweeking the todger off themselves underneath.