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British Airways

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  • 18-01-2008 12:54pm
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    Homer
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    Have you heard about the new service that British Airways are offering their business class passengers?

    Apparently, they fly you directly to the car park.


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    Homer
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    Apparently the pilot in the Heathrow plane crash was a Chinese man called Fli Tu Lo.


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    AckwelFoley
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    Industra banned from humour section for 1 week :D

    thehehehe... i'll give you stars for effort.


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    dak
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    I thought he was on grass!


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    dak
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    industria wrote: »
    Apparently the pilot in the Heathrow plane crash was a Chinese man called Fli Tu Lo.

    Another might call him Fuel Tu Lo , or Boe Ing slow


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    Alanstrainor
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    dak wrote: »
    Another might call him Fuel Tu Lo , or Boe Ing slow

    Hahaha, noice!


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    dak
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    Two sheep were killed while grazing at the end of the Heathrow southern runway yesterday

    Eye witness reports said all that was heard just before the crash was one sheep bleating "BA BA BA BA "

    The other sheep just managed to say : "Blimey, I was going to say that".


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    Homer
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    B.A. made a statement about flights out of Heathrow:


    "I ain't getting on no plane, suckas!"


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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭Homer


    What has a midget got in common with a BAA plane?

    They both come in too low.


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    patmac
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    industria wrote: »
    Apparently the pilot in the Heathrow plane crash was a Chinese man called Fli Tu Lo.

    He's a first cousin of the new Chinese man in charge of the Offaly Football team win won soon.


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    redzerdrog
    Registered Users Posts: 7,750 ✭✭✭redzerdrog


    industria wrote: »
    B.A. made a statement about flights out of Heathrow:


    "I ain't getting on no plane, suckas!"

    lol:D


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    rocky25
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    The Co Pilots name was ingin nowok.


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    #13
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    BA have just released a statement to say that a lack ot trust in Boeing brought one of their planes to the ground the other day .


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    dak
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    :)Apparently BA sold off this plane at auction yesterday !

    The Auctioneer shouted

    Boeing Once
    Boeing Twice
    Boeing Gone !

    The Moral of this story :


    If you want to take a trip to heaven ,
    Make sure its on a Boeing Triple 7 !!!!!!


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    rocky25
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    dak wrote: »
    :)Apparently BA sold off this plane at auction yesterday !

    The Auctioneer shouted

    Boeing Once
    Boeing Twice
    Boeing Gone !

    The Moral of this story :


    If you want to take a trip to heaven ,
    Make sure its on a Boeing Triple 7 !!!!!!

    Superb Dak:)


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    Oilrig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 727 ✭✭✭Oilrig


    This one is doing the rounds...


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