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  • 18-01-2008 12:55pm
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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭


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    Lots of love
    Stevie Wonder


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

    Have 5 shiny thingies!!!


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Stevie Wonder wasn't really blind, he was my Driving Instructor:rolleyes:


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    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    How do you break Steve Wonder's neck?
    Speed up the music.

    Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas.
    He said it was the best book he'd ever read!

    Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
    Neither has he!

    What was Stevie Wonder's first hit?
    A lamp post.

    Stevie Wonder walks into a shop swinging a dog above his head.
    The shop owner says "Can I help you?"
    Stevie Wonder say "No I'm just having a look around"

    What did Stevie Wonder's mother do for punishment?
    Rearrange the furniture.

    Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's business?"
    Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"
    Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got it going right now."
    Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."
    Tiger says, "You play golf?"
    Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
    Woods says, "But you're blind! How do you play golf if you can't see?"
    Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball toward him. Then when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."
    "How do you putt?" asks Woods.
    "Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball towards his voice."
    Woods asks, "What's your handicap?"
    Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
    Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."
    Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
    Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when would you like to play?"
    Stevie says, "I don't care, pick a night."

    Yes I know that most of these jokes are interchangeable, generalized and in very poor taste. In my defense my blind mate told me them all. If the banning stick be swung, let my last words be remembered as... Meh, I was bored.


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    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Why didn't Stevie Wonder ever play Dublin?



    He could see The Point...


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    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Why didn't Stevie Wonder ever play Dublin?



    He could see The Point...
    Way to mess up the punchline...


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    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Why didn't Stevie Wonder ever play Dublin?



    He couldn't see The Point...



    Fixed - i felt bad for the guy.


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    If the banning stick be swung, let my last words be remembered as... Meh, I was bored.

    Why would there be a problem considering the joke has been posted before by yours truly?


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