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Break the ice...

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  • 18-01-2008 5:57pm
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    opa01_2000
    Registered Users Posts: 165 ✭✭


    A man was sitting in the airport bar and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.

    He thought to himself . "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an air hostess. I wonder which airline she works for?"

    Hoping to get to know her, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airline slogan. "Love to fly and it shows?"

    She gave him a blank,confused stare and he immediately thought to himself . "Well, she obviously doesn't work for Delta."

    A moment later,another slogan popped into his head.So he leaned towards her again and said, "Something special in the air ..?"

    She gave him the same confused look.He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off his list.

    He thought "Thai Airways ..." and said,"Smooth as silk?"

    This time,the woman turned on him and snarled, "What the f*** do you want?"

    The man smiled, slumped back in his chair and said . "Ahhhhh, Ryanair!"


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    #2
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Mate I know was chatting up a Ryanair hostess in a club.
    He reaches into his pocket and gives her €3.

    "What's that for?" she asked

    "Priority boarding" he says with a cheeky smile.

    Oddly enough, he was left stranded on the runway...


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