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The BGRH Beers - Today, Friday 15th Feb (update with RULES for teh n00bs)

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  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,297 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    smashey wrote: »
    Not to the BGRH night. ;)

    Of course, my mistake.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Or was it Winsock? Or Jules? Somebody promised Banoffi. If there isn't any banoffi at the next beers, there will be upset. And it won't just be the metrosexuals who are upset.
    Cathooo wrote: »
    I think it was Jules ;)
    watna wrote: »
    Actually it was me!

    /hangs head in shame! I promise I'll make one for the next beers, if I can stop Tom Dunne munching it in work during the day!
    i promise ill bring a banoffi this time


    T'was me who offered my banoffie.... and i have every intention of bringing it! I'll just make sure it's a fair sized one too... or i can make cheese cake!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    No cheesecake.

    Banoffi was promised, banoffi we shall have.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Well said Brother Des. Surprisingly assertive.

    Is this the end of the metrosexual phase?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Well said Brother Des. Surprisingly assertive.

    Is this the end of the metrosexual phase?

    There was no phase Brother Tom. Just something you decided to make up. :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    DesF wrote: »
    There was no phase Brother Tom. Just something you decided to make up. :)

    Ah, the four stages of metrosexuality. Stage one is denial.

    *shakes head*

    And I had such high hopes for you, Brother Des. All is not lost, however, you haven't reached stage three yet.

    After that, there is no turning back.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    OK banoffie it is then, now do you guys like a thick biscut base and thin toffie or visa versa or thick for both?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Jules wrote: »
    OK banoffie it is then, now do you guys like a thick biscut base and thin toffie or visa versa or thick for both?
    Just make the pie.

    Enough with the questions about cookery.

    Make the pie. Bring it to the Beers. It will be eaten.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Jules wrote: »
    OK banoffie it is then, now do you guys like a thick biscut base and thin toffie or visa versa or thick for both?

    Thick toffee/toffie/toffi/whatever FTW!

    It would probably be pushing it to ask for spray cream, would it? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Well its gonna have to be spray cream cuz it would be diffecult for me to get it into town with cream on top....

    Or thats my excuse!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Spray cream is also a rather apealing nipple adornment on wimmins............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Don1 wrote: »
    Spray cream is also a rather apealing nipple adornment on wimmins............
    It looks good on their cans does it?

    Hmm, interesting picture idea there Brother Don :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Jules wrote: »
    Well its gonna have to be spray cream cuz it would be diffecult for me to get it into town with cream on top....

    I had to read that several times before the intended meaning registered with me.

    It's just when wimmins start talking about spray cream, I go all funny.

    So Jules, you have been warned! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Oh feck it!

    yas know what i mean, sure we can always try the male version of the cream bikini!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    DesF wrote: »
    It looks good on their cans does it?

    Hmm, interesting picture idea there Brother Don :cool:


    Tried finding pictures but as I'm in work my selection of sites is limited! :rolleyes:

    It does most certainly look good though. I believe this is one of those rare instances where the "pics or it doesn't exist" rule need not apply, although if somebody does find pics, all the better!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Lucy Lu


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    DesF wrote: »
    It looks good on their cans does it?

    Hmm, interesting picture idea there Brother Don :cool:

    I am so glad my picture has been taken already so ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Jules wrote: »
    Oh feck it!

    yas know what i mean, sure we can always try the male version of the cream bikini!

    Down with that sort of thing! Careful now!

    *exceptional circumstance* one BGRH man (nominate myself) and between one and many BGRH wimmins for private consumption of said bikinis.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Don1 wrote: »
    Tried finding pictures but as I'm in work my selection of sites is limited! :rolleyes:

    It does most certainly look good though. I believe this is one of those rare instances where the "pics or it doesn't exist" rule need not apply, although if somebody does find pics, all the better!
    I don't think you got me at all at all.

    You see, it has become somewhat of a tradition that at BGRH Beers I take pictures of the wimmins cans.

    So far I have pictures of irishbird's and Lucy Lu's cans (one pic each from the last two beers), and at the next beers I hope to get a few more.

    Now, I do have the pictures, but unfortunately in this instance, the "Pics or it doesn't exist" rule doesn't come into effect, as it is superceded by the "What happen at the beers, stays at the beers" rule.

    If you come to the beers, you can see the pics, of course.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Ah, a frightening and slightly embarrassing display of BGRH n00bness there. :rolleyes: I am truely sorry.
    As for the beers however, I will be dead (not actually, physically, mentally and whatever else) on the 15th and won't be attending. I have a one week p*ss up/snowboard trip the week running up to the 14th and if the 4 and 5 day trips are anything to go by this 7 day extravaganza will leave me a wreck of a man for a few days! :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,928 ✭✭✭trout


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    I also have some can shots from the BGRH beers ... captured with my stealth-cam ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    trout wrote: »
    I also have some can shots from the BGRH beers ... captured with my stealth-cam ;)

    So you have cans in the can?







    Gets coat and tries for the door!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    trout wrote: »
    I also have some can shots from the BGRH beers ... captured with my stealth-cam ;)

    Erm.

    Why have I not seen these?


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    DesF wrote: »
    Erm.

    Why have I not seen these?

    Did you see Brother Trout actually trying to take pictures? :D

    His outstretched arm was as steady as, erm, a very unsteady arm. The pictures consist of mostly blurred beer glasses and irishbirds shoes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    The pictures consist of mostly blurred beer glasses and irishbirds shoes.
    And lovely shoes they are...:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,928 ✭✭✭trout


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    DesF wrote: »
    Erm.

    Why have I not seen these?

    Well ... you never asked ;)
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Did you see Brother Trout actually trying to take pictures? :D

    His outstretched arm was as steady as, erm, a very unsteady arm. The pictures consist of mostly blurred beer glasses and irishbirds shoes.

    Oh how wrong you are Brother Tom Dunne, how wrong you are. I have some very clear shots of IB and Lucy Lu ... and one delicious shot of them both in the same frame ... getting bizzy with da fizzy ... as we used to say :cool:

    As soon as I get home, I will provide some proof ... assuming I get a pass from the "what happens at the beers stays at the beers" rule.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    trout wrote: »
    As soon as I get home, I will provide some proof ... assuming I get a pass from the "what happens at the beers stays at the beers" rule.
    Prob not a good idea to post the pics publically Brother trout.

    I've pm'd you my email address.

    Thanks!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,928 ✭✭✭trout


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    DesF wrote: »
    Prob not a good idea to post the pics publically Brother trout.

    This is not my first barbeque ... I was going to post selected 'teasers' of the photos.

    Sort of an Identity Parade of ... eh ... key elements of the pictures :cool:


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,297 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Don1 wrote: »
    Spray cream is also a rather apealing nipple adornment on wimmins............

    Something like this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    ^^^

    Nsfw


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,928 ✭✭✭trout


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Zaph wrote: »
    Something like this?

    ZOMG!!1! ... I have that DVD for years, and I've never watched it.

    Time for a few six packs and a quiet night in with mrs trout *








    *thinks ... must get some spray on cream on the way home*


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