Time for a BMW forum?

junkyard

f22 wrote: »

Had to laugh at this.............. nice cars, ha ha ha. They are as ugly as most of the scrotes who drive them.

They're not ugly, well not all of them anyway, I love mine to bits and I'm not ugly either;).

Orange69

Evo eats babies tbh...

JHMEG

Orange69 wrote: »

Evo eats babies tbh...

GTR eats Evos, and everything else (has fastest 0-60 of any production car at moment).

But unlike BMWs it's clearly not for the BPs (Beautiful People).

@junkyard, this thread isn't an opportunity to post pics of your BMW. Go start your own thread!

E92

JHMEG wrote: »

GTR eats Evos, and everything else (has fastest 0-60 of any production car at moment).

How fast is it from 0-100?

I bet it's not 2.5 seconds, as per the Bugatti Veyron, which is still in production btw, though there is something faster than that now, but it's name escapes me.

junkyard

JHMEG wrote: »

@junkyard, this thread isn't an opportunity to post pics of your BMW. Go start your own thread!

Ah damn, it looked like an opportunity to me, I just couldn't contain the joy of BMW ownership!:D.

junkyard

junkyard wrote: »

Ah damn, it looked like an opportunity to me, I just couldn't contain the joy of BMW ownership!:D.

lol at your sig. You bet me to it.

I was going to do something similar when I saw that Fianna Failure's sig.:D

mick.fr

f22 wrote: »

Had to laugh at this.............. nice cars, ha ha ha. They are as ugly as most of the scrotes who drive them.

You do not like BMW cars fair enough but as a matter of facts bimmer's drivers are the one that are crushing more pus***
Mouahahahahahaha

Ok just messing here.
Seriously not a reason to call bimmer's drivers scrotes. I do not see the point.

What do you drive yourself?

f22

Orange69 wrote: »

Dude, an Evo would eat your micra and spit it into the ditch without even shifting down a gear!

What makes you think I drive a micra twat? I drive a car far more expensive than the three mentioned.

My point was that two of the three cars mentioned are not things of beauty, they are based on ugly mid sized family saloons, albeit heavily sculpted. Can you honestly tell me that they would appear in anyones (with a bit of credibility) list of good looking cars.

A masserati is a good looking car for example!!!!

Orange69

f22 wrote: »

What makes you think I drive a micra twat? I drive a car far more expensive than the three mentioned.

My point was that two of the three cars mentioned are not things of beauty, they are based on ugly mid sized family saloons, albeit heavily sculpted. Can you honestly tell me that they would appear in anyones (with a bit of credibility) list of good looking cars.

A masserati is a good looking car for example!!!!

Oh sorry mate, so do you drive a hyundai accent then? Nice..

Evo and Impreza gang rapes maseratti and gives it aids... tbh..

Orange69

mick.fr wrote: »

You do not like BMW cars fair enough but as a matter of facts bimmer's drivers are the one that are crushing more pus***
Mouahahahahahaha

Ok just messing here.
Seriously not a reason to call bimmer's drivers scrotes. I do not see the point.

What do you drive yourself?

He wasnt talking about bmw's, he was referring to impreza, evo and skyline.. etc..

what the hell is a pus***??

Dasilva94

If Motors had to be split up, rather than giving a forum to each marque, how about having a forum for each nationality, i.e. German Cars, Italian Cars, French Cars etc.

Calls for a forum for each brand of auto, would quickly become an unwieldy mess.

quarryman

no it wouldn't. it would be as civilized as this thre... Ah, I see your point.

f22, you're banned.

*waits to see if mod wand bought off ebay works*

f22

Orange69 wrote: »

Oh sorry mate, so do you drive a hyundai accent then? Nice..

Evo and Impreza gang rapes maseratti and gives it aids... tbh..

Judging by your response, you're probably not old enough to drive. Keep up the paper round and you can buy that dream Evo, albeit in dinky form.

E92

Dasilva94 wrote: »

If Motors had to be split up, rather than giving a forum to each marque, how about having a forum for each nationality, i.e. German Cars, Italian Cars, French Cars etc.

Calls for a forum for each brand of auto, would quickly become an unwieldy mess.

According to JHMEG's own stats, 470 threads have BMW in their thread title. How many threads are there in Motors? No less than 20,940 as I write this. So, wait for it now, just 2.24% of threads contain BMW in the thread title!

As I said before it's called Motors for a reason.

If anything, I think Modified Cars and Motors should be merged.

@Orange69: I presume pus*** should really be pussies!

JHMEG

E92 wrote: »

@Orange69: I presume pus*** should really be pussies!

Nope, it's pushers.

unkel

quarryman wrote: »

f22, you're banned.

*waits to see if mod wand bought off ebay works*

Funny and it kinda half works

@f22 - do not resort to personal abuse!

@JHMEG - would you share with us the way you gathered your? I would be interested and I'm sure others would too

FX Meister

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, you're joking right?

JHMEG

unkel wrote: »

@JHMEG - would you share with us the way you gathered your? I would be interested and I'm sure others would too

I gathered my....?

Assuming you mean info:

1. Search->Advanced Search
2. in Key Word(s) put in marque
3. select Search Title only
4. under Search in forum(s) put select Rec/Motors/Motors which is this actual forum where I'm posting now
5. Click Search Now

For BMW answer right now is:
Showing results 1 to 25 of 473

TJJP

Don't think it would be an advantage to split the form. Thread and post count isn't that high is it? Better to be on a one for all motors form IMHO, I gain a lot from discussion of all the motors related issues here.

unkel

JHMEG wrote: »

I gathered my....?

Oops I must have deleted the word "data"

unkel

JHMEG wrote: »

2. in Key Word(s) put in marque

How do you get that to work, or am I missing something? Put in "bmw" (sans quotes) and you'll get the following message:

boards.ie wrote:

The search term you specified (bmw) is under the minimum word length (4) and therefore will not be found. Please make this term longer.

JHMEG

unkel wrote: »

How do you get that to work, or am I missing something? Put in "bmw" (sans quotes) and you'll get the following message:

That's actually an old vBulletin problem and my very first post on boards.ie was giving out about 3 letters being too short in searches, considering the IT world is full of TLAs.. needless to say I got blasted for it.

Back on topic, I think you must be on an old version (being a mod?) as I can search for 3 letter words now for quite a while. You need to contact your network administrator!:D

unkel

JHMEG wrote: »

my very first post on boards.ie was giving out about 3 letters being too short in searches

LOL, any linky? A quality first post methinks

JHMEG wrote: »

I think you must be on an old version

Eh? vBulletin is server side only, is it not?

JHMEG

unkel wrote: »

Eh? vBulletin is server side only, is it not?

Yes it is, but as a mod I've no idea what you see. It is possible you are brought through antiquated parts of boards that the rest of us don't see?

Lord Nikon

www.bmwcarclubireland.com

there's a sub-forum for you, and you can tab in in FF to open on startup. Now there is no need for a seperate forum in here for BMW, because it would inevitably got flooded with posts about people bitching about bmws.

clifftorious

crashed bmw for sale parts available.

Anan1

clifftorious wrote: »

crashed bmw for sale parts available.

Please don't resurrect old threads. If you're selling something use www.adverts.ie. Read the charter.