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Doctor Doctor

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  • 21-01-2008 1:22am
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    rocky25
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    A doctor wanted to take off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
    'George, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
    I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'.
    'Yes, sir!' answers George.
    The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, George, how was your day?'



    George told him that he took care of three patients.
    'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
    'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
    'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says George.
    'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.
    'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts:
    ’ HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'
    'Thundering' Lard Jayzus, George, what did you do?' asks the doctor.














    'I put drops in her eyes.'


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