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Mama Mia

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  • 22-01-2008 1:01am
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    rocky25
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    Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
    "Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."

    So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
    "Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

    So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
    "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."

    So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
    "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
    "Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"


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