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  • 22-01-2008 3:19pm
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    rocky25
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    Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage,
    and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got
    married, Did you?"
    Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
    A little boy went up to his father and asked:
    "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?
    The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your
    mother,'cause I still have mine."
    "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the
    divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week".
    "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
    and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
    A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency
    Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your
    wife at all."
    "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and
    really good with the kids".
    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a
    curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
    The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact
    words that were used to put the curse on you".
    The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man
    and wife."
    Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder.
    1. The DNA all matches.
    2. There are no dental records.
    Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan
    Gonzalez.
    "How was he killed?" asked one detective.
    "With a golf gun," the other detective replied.
    "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"
    "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
    Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
    Joe: "Really"
    Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."


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    great unwashed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 146 ✭✭great unwashed


    :D
    where do you keep getting them


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    Hagar
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    Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder.
    1. The DNA all matches.
    2. There are no dental records.
    I always wondered about using dental records to identify a body. I mean how do you find out who the deceased 's dentist is to get the records if you don't know who the deceased was?


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Hagar wrote: »
    I always wondered about using dental records to identify a body. I mean how do you find out who the deceased 's dentist is to get the records if you don't know who the deceased was?

    I think you have to get your teeth into it!!


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