Caught scoping Girls T*Ts

St Bill

snyper wrote: »

dont feel bad...

they are tits..

You just looked.. not as if cup cupped them with your hand or poked the nipple with your tumb and said "beep" "beep"..

Your girlfriend* must have a great time with you manouevering her about like a car




*blow up doll

AckwelFoley

St Bill wrote: »

Your girlfriend* must have a great time with you manouevering her about like a car




*blow up doll

meah.. im hung like a horse.. so the wimmens ignore my minor flaws

The Queen

Well.... I know if I wear a low cut top it's cause my jugs look good and I wanna show off

I don't get chicks who wear them, and get insulted if they get oogled.

randylonghorn

KaG1888 wrote: »

OMG! She was un ****ing real, Irish with brown hair, great face and an unreal body. I nearly had to cover my shorts lol. Did anyone else see her there on Friday? Around the dumb bells area. If she was Asian I probably would of climaxed right there and then LOL

Mairt wrote: »

There I fixed that for you!.

I would have gone with "dumb balls" myself ... not that mine are any more intellectual!

Jackz

The Queen wrote: »

Well.... I know if I wear a low cut top it's cause my jugs look good and I wanna show off

I don't get chicks who wear them, and get insulted if they get oogled.

So you say . . . . . . . .you've got to post a picture or two . . . .

randylonghorn

Jackz wrote: »

So you say . . . . . . . .you've got to post a picture or two . . . .

She has done so before ...

Here, boy! Find the pic! Fetch! ... Goo-o-o-d boy!

Morlar

Archimedes wrote: »

Cant help but think of this clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyafX0DoH9I

Now thats a classy recovery! Seriously though everyone does it - its only a problem if you suddenly realise you have been doing it for about 4 minutes straight and have no idea what the hell she was saying.

Jackz

randylonghorn wrote: »

She has done so before ...

Here, boy! Find the pic! Fetch! ... Goo-o-o-d boy!

Can't you just get the link from your favourites and pm me?

Large bulmers balanced on top like LeRack?

constitutionus

roughan wrote: »

U know when your talking to a girl who is wearing a low cut top and as much as u try to stop your eyes from having a gander u
cant help it and then u get caught havin a sneaky look !
what do wimmens think of this when it happens are they embarassed or do they mind

they love it the saucy little minxes. as someone else posted thats why the wear the gear in the first place. christ some girls put glitter on em

MrJoeSoap

thelordofcheese wrote: »

indeed.
Tits or GTFO, i believe is the traditional ultimatum.

I'm afraid you're going to have to change avatar. Yours belongs to a certain boards.ie cult hero.

GhostInTheRuins

Her mouth is moving............don't know what she's saying.........must......keep.......eye......contact.......

TerrorFirmer

Anytime I glance it's usually because they're being flaunted so blatantly, not because they're just breasts. You have to wonder, what else do you expect when you wear clothes like that? Except when my girlfriend wears them. Then, I can stare to my hearts content.

To be honest, it's the same as looking at some handicapped. You don't want to stare, you feel bad for doing so, but you can't help glancing sometimes. And I don't mean that as a joke, I'm serious.

Reku

Dizzyblonde wrote: »

Nice try

Wasn't trying, just making predictions based on prior threads in AH, which as you can see proved to be accurate:

Jackz wrote: »

The Queen wrote: »

Well.... I know if I wear a low cut top it's cause my jugs look good and I wanna show off

I don't get chicks who wear them, and get insulted if they get oogled.

So you say . . . . . . . .you've got to post a picture or two . . . .

constitutionus wrote: »

they love it the saucy little minxes. as someone else posted thats why the wear the gear in the first place. christ some girls put glitter on em

Would that not itch as the day wore on?

stovelid

Sunglasses are useful - when you get the chance to wear them, of course.

po0k

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

I'm afraid you're going to have to change avatar. Yours belongs to a certain boards.ie cult hero.

Megatron?

randylonghorn

Jackz wrote: »

Can't you just get the link from your favourites and pm me?

I make it a rule never to get involved, no matter how indirectly, in another man jack(z)ing activities ... well, not 'til I've been on the piss with him a few times, anyway.

HavoK wrote: »

... you feel bad for doing so ...

I don't!

tech77

ejmaztec wrote: »

Is drooling and saying Jesus Christ every couple of seconds an acceptable response?

Yes.
Yes it is.

Xavi6

po0k wrote: »

Megatron?

Nope. He means this man.....

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=94136

Far better than Megatron

AckwelFoley

The Queen wrote: »

Well.... I know if I wear a low cut top it's cause my jugs look good and I wanna show off

Pics or it didnt happen

constitutionus

farohar wrote: »

Would that not itch as the day wore on?

well now ,you know what you have to do with itches

bangersandmash

bangersandmash wrote: »

you should have told her to warm up by trying to touch her elbows behind her back...

haha, I was in too much shock for any wit. I wonder will she be there on Friday again. Hmm

*Makes note to watch porn before leaving for work on Friday

thelordofcheese

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

I'm afraid you're going to have to change avatar. Yours belongs to a certain boards.ie cult hero.

i was here first!
If he wants it, he can fight me for it.

TJJP

KaG1888 wrote: »

Around the dumb bells area.

LOL

Reku

constitutionus wrote: »

well now ,you know what you have to do with itches

Yeah, but I can guess what might result there, I remember I was sitting beside one of the women in work and she had her hand resting between her neck and cleavage, along comes one of the lads from next door "oh yeah, a little lower baby!".:rolleyes:
Who wants to bet that a lot of women would REALLY take offense at that low cut top or not.

The Queen

Jackz wrote: »

Can't you just get the link from your favourites and pm me?

Large bulmers balanced on top like LeRack?

Bulmers? Good gracious no! IIRC I was drinking coke from supermacs in it... So much classier.

ntlbell

LeRack is never around when you need a big pair of t|ts

NextSteps

KaG1888 wrote: »

haha, I was in too much shock for any wit. I wonder will she be there on Friday again. Hmm

*Makes note to watch porn before leaving for work on Friday

Oh yuck. I give up on AH.

Jaysus im only joking mrs/mr serious. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, DONT READ IT!

Jackz

The Queen wrote: »

Bulmers? Good gracious no! IIRC I was drinking coke from supermacs in it... So much classier.

Galway people: supermacs this, supermacs that, supermacs the other.

Reku

ntlbell wrote: »

LeRack is never around when you need a big pair of t|ts

Don't think she tends to check out AH much, or at least I don't think I've ever seen a post by her here, so unless we tip her off to the thread I doubt she'll give her input.

*Page*

There are very few tops (bar polo necks) that you cant see down to my boobs...

i have no issues at all but its when i get left out of the conversation is when i mind

denashpot

kmick wrote: »

If they are happy to show them then I am hapy to look. For a man its like putting up a sign outside your shop that says 'Free cold beer' and then saying when I get in 'What the hell do you want there is no free beer here'.

great point!!

MOH

stovelid wrote: »

Sunglasses are useful - when you get the chance to wear them, of course.

Sunglasses ftw. Although there's always that risk where you're on hols for a week wearing contacts and sunnies, then come back here and are walking down the road wearing regular glasses, but your brain is still telling you that you're wearing sunnies, and then you get caught scoping someone.

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

meglome

I was out with my friend and her work crowd last week and I didn't know where to look. Well that's not actually true, I knew where I was looking and wondered would I get into trouble for it. So many nice breasts too little time.

Wazdakka

Whenever one of our mates (and on quite a few occasions random punters) wore a low cut tops we would throw balled up paper, bar change, or full cigarettes down them.
The person with the most points without getting slapped got a free drink from everyone else playing at the end of the night .

Ahhh the juvinility of Brasketball.

Good times

johnp

~Rebel~ wrote: »

^ indeed.

same goes with tight fitting t-shirts with any sort of message printed on them.

When I read I have to run my fingers under the text :eek:

AngryBadger

Whenever I get caught I usually tip my drink to them and go "Those are nice", I find this usually results in the wimmins melting into a fits of giggling, and whenever it doesn't my follow-up of "well if you don't want me looking they shouldn't be on show" shuts them up

tread_softly

Ah here, girls only wear low cut tops when they're happy with what's on show.

as a women, i give you guys full permission to stare, stare, stare. if they have a problem with it, tell them to high tail it back home and put on a baggy t shirt.

tho that may encourage wet t shirt thoughts........

jester77

Hate when you get caught.

Had a similar type situation last night. Over in a mate's apt. having some beer watching superbad when his wife comes home. Few mins later she slightly opens the door to the living room and looks in talking (or at least I think she was talking). She was standing at the door in a top and very sexy pink underwear, it was so hard to look up!

andrew

Just tell a girl that it's impossible to touch your elbows behind your back. They have fun trying to prove you wrong, and you have fun watching them. That is, until they realise what your game is and you get a slap.

AckwelFoley

andrew wrote: »

Just tell a girl that it's impossible to touch your elbows behind your back. They have fun trying to prove you wrong, and you have fun watching them. That is, until they realise what your game is and you get a slap.

*makes mental note to try that out, saturday night*

Genghiz Cohen

tread_softly wrote: »

tho that may encourage wet t shirt thoughts........

That would be bad how?

St Bill

snyper wrote: »

meah.. im hung like a horse.. so the wimmens ignore my minor flaws

And where are the pictures eh? :mad: