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Zero Punctuation reviews The Witcher

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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    Stephen wrote: »
    With some amusing stuff tacked on at the end of the review too!

    He should stick to the reviews.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    The review wasnt great but some of the stuff at the end was funny.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    Thought the review was excellent.

    Bit at the end was pretty terrible.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    I particularly enjoyed his description of how the game is designed to be too complex for console owners and is targeted at the pc-using master race :D


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 11,016 Mod ✭✭✭✭yoyo


    Ending was bad but review was brill :D spot on too haha

    Nick


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Dirty console playing peasants . ., heheh,


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 51,414 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    From the Witcher demo I played I have to agree wholeheartidly with him. Never have I been so bored by a game in my life. Combat was pointless and the story was as generic as most of lidls stock. The attempts at making it a 'mature' game only succeed in making it childish. I'm glad I'm a dirty console playing peasant if I never have to play **** like that again :)


  • Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    lol @ puffer fish :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    He's been ripping the piss out of Painkiller for a while now (including doing a Let's Play on SA). This is just the next step, i like it.

    Nice review too.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Momorpgah, great review, painfull Painkiller bit, see wht I did there?


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  • Moderators Posts: 5,558 ✭✭✭Azza


    His comments on the game was funny as always but the bit at the end was rather rubbish.

    I would not say I disagree with his review as I don't consider his videos segement a review its just an excuse to ridicule 99% of the game he plays and they should not being taken seriously or used in a purchasing decision for a video game.

    Ignoring the few bugs I have had with the Witcher in the short playing time I have with the game I think it looks really promising.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    Azza wrote: »
    I would not say I disagree with his review as I don't consider his videos segement a review its just an excuse to ridicule 99% of the game he plays and they should not being taken seriously or used in a purchasing decision for a video game.
    I've found his reviews to be more accurate than most other gaming media.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,287 ✭✭✭joe_chicken


    Review was one of the funniest in a while.
    (I rate them by how many strange stares I get in the office for laughing out loud)

    Painkiller bit was terrible.
    Ciaran500 wrote: »
    I've found his reviews to be more accurate than most other gaming media.

    Couldn't agree more.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Ciaran500 wrote: »
    I've found his reviews to be more accurate than most other gaming media.
    Couldn't agree more.

    I could :D


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