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10 sentences - one must be a lie!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    dj spider, i would guess one of the last three. not sure which one though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭DJ_Spider


    Narco is close. Quality is so far off she's nearly next to Narco in NZ!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    DJ_Spider wrote: »
    Narco is close. Quality is so far off she's nearly next to Narco in NZ!


    Well you dont look 42, Those frilly skirts take years off you

    Captain of the school basketball team


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Jules wrote: »

    I live in Rathmines


    Is this it?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    panda100 wrote: »
    :confused: How can u be a walking magazine??
    Hey, I dunno thats what other people have said :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭stratospheres


    1 My name is Laura
    2 I'm 19
    3 I live in Raheny
    4 I was a model as a child
    5 I'm a virgin
    6 I love reading
    7 I'm a two time college dropout
    8 I've lost count of how many guys I've kissed
    9 I'm incredibly lazy
    10 I'm tiny


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'm a virgin

    :)
    ???


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    1 My name is Laura

    7 I'm a two time college dropout
    this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    1) My name is Graham
    2) I am 24.
    3) Living in Ranelgh 2 years
    4) Originally from Navan.
    5) I was captain of both schools and local rugby team.
    6) My shoulder popped out once from yawning
    7) Im sitting in my underpants writing this.
    8) The only piercing I have is a willy piercing.
    9) I work in IT
    10) I having the spelling skills of a 8 yr old.
    Originally Posted by DJ_Spider View Post
    I am 42

    Agreed with Quality Liar


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭stratospheres


    :)
    ???

    I am a virgin!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭stratospheres


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    this?

    Nope, true!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭stratospheres


    8) The only piercing I have is a willy piercing.



    This maybe?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny



    10) I having the spelling skills of a 8 yr old.
    this one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    nope!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    1)
    8) The only piercing I have is a willy piercing.


    If you had one you'd have more sophisticated terminolgy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    1. My name is Stephanie, 24 and a Gemini.
    2. I work as a library assistant.
    3. I live with my boyfriend in Drumcondra.
    4. I have given up drinking.
    5. I have 8 tattoos.
    6. I still have 2 baby-teeth.
    7. I have no fillings.
    8. I despise feet.
    9. I can't drive.
    10. I believe in reincarnation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    If you had one you'd have more sophisticated terminolgy.

    Still nope :p
    6. I still have 2 baby-teeth.
    at 24???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    I'm gonna go with the daughter one cause any Rheannon I know spells it with an 'e' and not 'i'..

    I would have thought the giant ticker that says "Miss Rhiannon is 1 year, 11 months old" might have been a red flag to the fact that a daughter named Rhiannon who is almost 2 exists.

    Oh, and Rhiannon is the correct spelling. Anyone who spells it with an e is either an idiot or a chav.
    narco wrote: »
    ha... i'd have gone with the giantess one personally...

    I am a giantess, in relative terms. I am a scrape short of 6 foot, which for a girl is giant.
    smashey wrote: »
    Ardee isn't a sprawling metropolis. :D

    Again, its all relative. Compared to where I lived prior, it is an urban jungle.
    People live in Ardee?

    Yes, all the cool people.
    Moonbaby wrote: »
    My attempt to spot the lies....
    embee wrote:
    I'm Sorcha.

    I'm afraid my name is in fact Sorcha. No one has guessed which one is a lie.

    The lie is - I can't drive. I can and do drive - even if my car is a bucket of crap.


    Chinafoot - your lie is that you live with yer bf in Drumcondra....? I thought ye lived in town?

    Jules - the cool brother one is a lie for sure :D

    SetantaL - I don't believe you've got a son.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    embee wrote: »
    .
    I can't drive.
    !


    Ok you have to be able to drive living in ardee

    Oh I love callaghans butchers, their white pudding is to die for.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    My name is Roisin.
    I'm an arts student.
    I'm 5'11 =/
    I work part-time.
    I'm a bottle-blonde.
    I'm an Aries.
    I have a fear of dogs.
    I'm the youngest in my family.
    I despise pineapples.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    1.My name is Lisa.
    2.Im 30
    3.Im from Athlone
    4.Im single, never Married and have no kids.
    5.I love dogs, people and Football (In that order)
    7.I love Kissing Women
    8.I ate cat sh1t this week
    9.I will have sex for money.
    10. Im afraid of die'in old & alone


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Magnificent Orange


    1) my name's amy
    2) i'm 22
    3) i have one sister, no brothers
    4) i hurt my side badly today from turning around
    5) i cant drive
    6) i live in meath
    7) i like getting up early
    8) i hate wine
    9) i'm naturally a brunette
    10) im a libra


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    My name is Roisin.
    I'm an arts student.
    I'm 5'11 =/
    I work part-time.
    I'm a bottle-blonde.
    I'm an Aries.
    I have a fear of dogs.
    I'm the youngest in my family.
    I despise pineapples.

    blond.. i doubt it.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Magnificent Orange


    Rozabeez wrote:
    I'm a bottle-blonde.


    arent you a real blonde


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    bluewolf wrote: »
    1) my name's amy
    2) i'm 22
    3) i have one sister, no brothers
    4) i hurt my side badly today from turning around
    5) i cant drive
    6) i live in meath
    7) i like getting up early
    8) i hate wine
    9) i'm a brunette
    10) im a libra

    lol.. no


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    snyper wrote: »
    1.My name is Lisa.

    You naughty boy
    Rozabeez wrote: »
    I have a fear of dogs.
    .

    Puppys are cute
    bluewolf wrote: »
    2) i'm 22


    liar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,309 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    bluewolf wrote: »
    1) my name's amy
    2) i'm 22
    3) i have one sister, no brothers
    4) i hurt my side badly today from turning around
    5) i cant drive
    6) i live in meath
    7) i like getting up early
    8) i hate wine
    9) i'm a brunette
    10) im a libra
    Don't think you're 22...:confused:


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Magnificent Orange


    2 guesses for age eh ;0

    no, i really am 22


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭DJ_Spider


    To put you all out of your misery, I AM 42, I was actually born the not far from London where we kicked germany's A$$! LOL (thinkit mught have been the same day 28th May 1966?)

    The lie was I was captain of the basketball team! Although I was one of the tallest in school, I was crud at basketball! :D All the rest are perfectly true.

    DJ Spider

    BTW I like big girls embee! ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Oh dear... just spotted a typo on one of my own ones... O_O

    The correct version is:
    1) My middle name is Paschal.
    2) My birthday is Christmas day.
    3) I have 3 brothers and 2 sisters.
    4) My youngest sibling is almost 20 years younger than me.
    5) I'm 28.
    6) I work in IT.
    7) I have 2 tattoos.
    8) I have 1 piercing.
    9) I don't drink alcoholic drinks.
    10) I broke my arm when I was 8.

    Damo, Has to be 8. There's no way you could have gotten that pierced without having something else pierced first? :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    8 is true :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    If I was crude Id ask How do you know that Narco?
    I'm a crude person :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    i'm friends with damo, and know him from the body modification forum...

    these are the kind of things we discuss there...

    also... it's "crude".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    what u talking bout :p

    Diablo
    4) My youngest sibling is almost 20 years younger than me.

    That one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭The Queen


    1. My name is Laura
    2. I'm 19 years old
    3. I have three tattoos
    4. I'm still in love with the guy I first met when I was 8/9 :o
    5. I'm the oldest in my family
    6. I'm leaving Ireland in September
    7. I'm a Scorpio
    8. I can play the violin & guitar
    9. I'm addicted to watching Family Guy
    10. I love to dye my hair, and am currently flaming red


    Hey stratospheres! We've the same name and age!

    /VIRTUAL HIGH FIVE!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    im not sure anymore. waht are you talking about?

    anyway, this game is fun, i'll do another one for me (i gave away the answer way too quickly last time).

    1. Walking is the ultimate form of transport.
    2. I have three tattoos and am planning more.
    3. My boyfriend is crap at coming up with facts for this.
    4. I can't entirely remember my original hair colour.
    5. l've never had a hangover.
    6. My stubborness is a positive quality.
    7. Jack Daniels is proof God exists and loves me.
    8. I have no idea how to drive a tractor.
    9. I have never drank lighter fuel to honour Withnail and I.
    10. Irish history is fascinating.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    narco wrote: »

    1. Walking is the ultimate form of transport.
    2. I have three tattoos and am planning more.
    3. My boyfriend is crap at coming up with facts for this.
    4. I can't entirely remember my original hair colour.
    5. l've never had a hangover.
    6. My stubborness is a positive quality.
    7. Jack Daniels is proof God exists and loves me.
    8. I have no idea how to drive a tractor.
    9. I have never drank lighter fuel to honour Withnail and I.
    10. Irish history is fascinating.


    Has to be 10!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Skellington


    The Queen wrote: »
    [*]I'm the oldest in my family
    narco wrote: »
    5. l've never had a hangover.
    I call shenanigans.

    1. I'm Ste
    2. I'm 23
    3. I miss my prince albert
    4. I love Family Guy
    5. I'm either moving to Canada or London
    6. I adopted a penguin
    7. I hate cheese-cake
    8. I love my job
    9. Hmmm...tequila
    10. I just chose Cana... no, London. Definitely London


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    both wrong :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭The Queen


    8. I love my job

    HMMMM? The council rests your honor.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Skellington


    narco wrote: »
    both wrong :D
    Was I close?
    The Queen wrote: »
    HMMMM? The council rests your honor.
    Correct


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    nope.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭The Queen


    Correct

    Damn I'm good...

    Narco- number 1 or 4? or possibly 3??!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    nuhuh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Woohoo, I actually love these things!

    1. My name is Una, I'm 23.
    2. I have a typically Sagittarian temper (hooray for fire signs) and can be a bit "intense".
    3. I'm the eldest of three: bossy, cross and a worrier. As a result telling me to relax will always have the opposite effect.
    4. I secretly love Girls Aloud, Home and Away and Location, Location, Location.
    5. I broke my foot in a nightclub when I was 17.
    6. I like my chips with gravy.
    7. I have no middle name, but two first names, although I only use one.
    8. My hand-eye coordination rivals that an inanimate object.
    9. I wrote a novel when I was 16, but burned it in a bonfire because it was crap.
    10. I joined Macra Na Feirme in November and I'd recommend it to anyone.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    narco wrote: »
    im not sure anymore. waht are you talking about?

    anyway, this game is fun, i'll do another one for me (i gave away the answer way too quickly last time).

    1. Walking is the ultimate form of transport.
    2. I have three tattoos and am planning more.
    3. My boyfriend is crap at coming up with facts for this.
    4. I can't entirely remember my original hair colour.
    5. l've never had a hangover.
    6. My stubborness is a positive quality.
    7. Jack Daniels is proof God exists and loves me.
    8. I have no idea how to drive a tractor.
    9. I have never drank lighter fuel to honour Withnail and I.
    10. Irish history is fascinating.

    Clearly a lie, everyone's done that.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    What? lighter fluid, explain ?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I am a virgin!
    Ok sorry i looked at your bebo and it said you were 19 and had a boyfriend ....my bad :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Quality wrote: »
    I have 2 sisters & 1 brother and am the youngest by 8 years.
    This one?
    Rozabeez wrote: »
    I despise pineapples.
    That's the lie, I know for a fact that you live in a pineapple under the sea.
    snyper wrote: »
    1.My name is Lisa.
    Lol
    takola wrote: »
    Damo, Has to be 8. There's no way you could have gotten that pierced without having something else pierced first? :eek:
    Wrong!
    4) My youngest sibling is almost 20 years younger than me.
    Also wrong!
    narco wrote: »
    6. My stubborness is a positive quality.
    Zing....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    The sight, smell, taste and THOUGHT of pineapples make me angry.


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