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10 sentences - one must be a lie!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭stratospheres


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    this?

    Nope, true!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭stratospheres


    8) The only piercing I have is a willy piercing.



    This maybe?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny



    10) I having the spelling skills of a 8 yr old.
    this one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    nope!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    1)
    8) The only piercing I have is a willy piercing.


    If you had one you'd have more sophisticated terminolgy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    1. My name is Stephanie, 24 and a Gemini.
    2. I work as a library assistant.
    3. I live with my boyfriend in Drumcondra.
    4. I have given up drinking.
    5. I have 8 tattoos.
    6. I still have 2 baby-teeth.
    7. I have no fillings.
    8. I despise feet.
    9. I can't drive.
    10. I believe in reincarnation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    If you had one you'd have more sophisticated terminolgy.

    Still nope :p
    6. I still have 2 baby-teeth.
    at 24???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    I'm gonna go with the daughter one cause any Rheannon I know spells it with an 'e' and not 'i'..

    I would have thought the giant ticker that says "Miss Rhiannon is 1 year, 11 months old" might have been a red flag to the fact that a daughter named Rhiannon who is almost 2 exists.

    Oh, and Rhiannon is the correct spelling. Anyone who spells it with an e is either an idiot or a chav.
    narco wrote: »
    ha... i'd have gone with the giantess one personally...

    I am a giantess, in relative terms. I am a scrape short of 6 foot, which for a girl is giant.
    smashey wrote: »
    Ardee isn't a sprawling metropolis. :D

    Again, its all relative. Compared to where I lived prior, it is an urban jungle.
    People live in Ardee?

    Yes, all the cool people.
    Moonbaby wrote: »
    My attempt to spot the lies....
    embee wrote:
    I'm Sorcha.

    I'm afraid my name is in fact Sorcha. No one has guessed which one is a lie.

    The lie is - I can't drive. I can and do drive - even if my car is a bucket of crap.


    Chinafoot - your lie is that you live with yer bf in Drumcondra....? I thought ye lived in town?

    Jules - the cool brother one is a lie for sure :D

    SetantaL - I don't believe you've got a son.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    embee wrote: »
    .
    I can't drive.
    !


    Ok you have to be able to drive living in ardee

    Oh I love callaghans butchers, their white pudding is to die for.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    My name is Roisin.
    I'm an arts student.
    I'm 5'11 =/
    I work part-time.
    I'm a bottle-blonde.
    I'm an Aries.
    I have a fear of dogs.
    I'm the youngest in my family.
    I despise pineapples.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    1.My name is Lisa.
    2.Im 30
    3.Im from Athlone
    4.Im single, never Married and have no kids.
    5.I love dogs, people and Football (In that order)
    7.I love Kissing Women
    8.I ate cat sh1t this week
    9.I will have sex for money.
    10. Im afraid of die'in old & alone


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Magnificent Orange


    1) my name's amy
    2) i'm 22
    3) i have one sister, no brothers
    4) i hurt my side badly today from turning around
    5) i cant drive
    6) i live in meath
    7) i like getting up early
    8) i hate wine
    9) i'm naturally a brunette
    10) im a libra


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    My name is Roisin.
    I'm an arts student.
    I'm 5'11 =/
    I work part-time.
    I'm a bottle-blonde.
    I'm an Aries.
    I have a fear of dogs.
    I'm the youngest in my family.
    I despise pineapples.

    blond.. i doubt it.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Magnificent Orange


    Rozabeez wrote:
    I'm a bottle-blonde.


    arent you a real blonde


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    bluewolf wrote: »
    1) my name's amy
    2) i'm 22
    3) i have one sister, no brothers
    4) i hurt my side badly today from turning around
    5) i cant drive
    6) i live in meath
    7) i like getting up early
    8) i hate wine
    9) i'm a brunette
    10) im a libra

    lol.. no


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    snyper wrote: »
    1.My name is Lisa.

    You naughty boy
    Rozabeez wrote: »
    I have a fear of dogs.
    .

    Puppys are cute
    bluewolf wrote: »
    2) i'm 22


    liar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,303 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    bluewolf wrote: »
    1) my name's amy
    2) i'm 22
    3) i have one sister, no brothers
    4) i hurt my side badly today from turning around
    5) i cant drive
    6) i live in meath
    7) i like getting up early
    8) i hate wine
    9) i'm a brunette
    10) im a libra
    Don't think you're 22...:confused:


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Magnificent Orange


    2 guesses for age eh ;0

    no, i really am 22


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭DJ_Spider


    To put you all out of your misery, I AM 42, I was actually born the not far from London where we kicked germany's A$$! LOL (thinkit mught have been the same day 28th May 1966?)

    The lie was I was captain of the basketball team! Although I was one of the tallest in school, I was crud at basketball! :D All the rest are perfectly true.

    DJ Spider

    BTW I like big girls embee! ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Oh dear... just spotted a typo on one of my own ones... O_O

    The correct version is:
    1) My middle name is Paschal.
    2) My birthday is Christmas day.
    3) I have 3 brothers and 2 sisters.
    4) My youngest sibling is almost 20 years younger than me.
    5) I'm 28.
    6) I work in IT.
    7) I have 2 tattoos.
    8) I have 1 piercing.
    9) I don't drink alcoholic drinks.
    10) I broke my arm when I was 8.

    Damo, Has to be 8. There's no way you could have gotten that pierced without having something else pierced first? :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    8 is true :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    If I was crude Id ask How do you know that Narco?
    I'm a crude person :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    i'm friends with damo, and know him from the body modification forum...

    these are the kind of things we discuss there...

    also... it's "crude".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Rattlehead_ie


    what u talking bout :p

    Diablo
    4) My youngest sibling is almost 20 years younger than me.

    That one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭The Queen


    1. My name is Laura
    2. I'm 19 years old
    3. I have three tattoos
    4. I'm still in love with the guy I first met when I was 8/9 :o
    5. I'm the oldest in my family
    6. I'm leaving Ireland in September
    7. I'm a Scorpio
    8. I can play the violin & guitar
    9. I'm addicted to watching Family Guy
    10. I love to dye my hair, and am currently flaming red


    Hey stratospheres! We've the same name and age!

    /VIRTUAL HIGH FIVE!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    im not sure anymore. waht are you talking about?

    anyway, this game is fun, i'll do another one for me (i gave away the answer way too quickly last time).

    1. Walking is the ultimate form of transport.
    2. I have three tattoos and am planning more.
    3. My boyfriend is crap at coming up with facts for this.
    4. I can't entirely remember my original hair colour.
    5. l've never had a hangover.
    6. My stubborness is a positive quality.
    7. Jack Daniels is proof God exists and loves me.
    8. I have no idea how to drive a tractor.
    9. I have never drank lighter fuel to honour Withnail and I.
    10. Irish history is fascinating.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    narco wrote: »

    1. Walking is the ultimate form of transport.
    2. I have three tattoos and am planning more.
    3. My boyfriend is crap at coming up with facts for this.
    4. I can't entirely remember my original hair colour.
    5. l've never had a hangover.
    6. My stubborness is a positive quality.
    7. Jack Daniels is proof God exists and loves me.
    8. I have no idea how to drive a tractor.
    9. I have never drank lighter fuel to honour Withnail and I.
    10. Irish history is fascinating.


    Has to be 10!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Skellington


    The Queen wrote: »
    [*]I'm the oldest in my family
    narco wrote: »
    5. l've never had a hangover.
    I call shenanigans.

    1. I'm Ste
    2. I'm 23
    3. I miss my prince albert
    4. I love Family Guy
    5. I'm either moving to Canada or London
    6. I adopted a penguin
    7. I hate cheese-cake
    8. I love my job
    9. Hmmm...tequila
    10. I just chose Cana... no, London. Definitely London


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    both wrong :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭The Queen


    8. I love my job

    HMMMM? The council rests your honor.


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