Movie titles with different meanings.

Pompey Magnus

Last tango in Paris

Low budget British comedy in which three Newcastle lads on holiday in France discover that their beloved Tango soft drink is being discontinued and so they begin a frantic effort to search Parisian corner shops to buy up as many cans as possible.

briantwin

I am Sam

The Samantha Mumba story. A rollercoaster ride of emotions and careers with a murderous climax only equalled in "Carrie". Sam (played by Herself) was a young starlet with the world at her feet. She didn't realise the price of her young fame. Her agent Louis Walsh (played by Danny DeVito) has shot this young girl into stardom but has turned his back on her when the going got tough. But where will this starlet land when she falls back to earth? This is "High School Musical" crossed with "Falling Down". Nominated for an Academy Award for best visual effects following the scene "burning down of Vicar St." following her less than sell out gig (actual gig sold 12 tickets). A hysterical yet believable performance from the lead propels this movie into the irish cinematic history books. With cameos from Spyrell (Big Brother) and Glenda Gilson (????).

Xavi6

Meet Joe Black

It's 1992 and the first Nigerian man lands in Ireland. Watch him overcome the prejudice to star in an intercounty final and run a successful back alley jewellery stall. Follow the tale to the late 90s when he encourages all his pregnant female friends to join him in the land of prosperity and easy passports.

He's not your average joe soap, he's your average joe black

johnny_adidas

Leeby wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf7h6o3I8yw

brilliant. wouldnt it be great for the missus to drag you to the cinema having seen a chick flick trailor and it turn out to be something completely different

Maximilian

Alien.

Bob Sanchez was just an ordinary guy. But Bob's life is about to change. When Bob wakes up in an unfamiliar Spaceship, alone, hungover with no friends and still trapped in his fancy-dress costume, he's about to find that some people will stop at nothing to kill him. Now Bob has to escape the ship and its flame-thrower wielding killers, in a terrifying game of kill or be killed.

c - 13

Passions of the Christ
A documentary for all the family, join our saviour Jesus Christ as he talks us through some of the other hobbies in his life such as woodworking, fishing and turning common liquids into alcoholic ones !

Pathfinder
This new movie from Pixar will entertain both old and young, the tale of an charismatic young calculator called George who wants to be a GPS system.

Blackhorse Slim

Escape from New York

Osama (Sacha Baron Cohen) has just bombed the World Trade Center. Pretty soon, the place is going to be crawling with media and CIA. Can his buddy George W (Richard Dean Anderson) get him and his family out in time?

Baudelaire

The Devil Wears Prada

After a life of vastly overcharging for crap accessories thus causing anquish to men everywhere who had to endure the nags of their wife's because they couldn't afford to buy them said crap Miuccia Prada(Emily Blunt) dies and for her sins is sent to hell, there she meets the Devil(Meryl Streep) and learns 3 valuable lessons. 1. The Devil is a Woman, 2. There's enough skin on a human to make a nice leather jacket and matching handbag and 3. The Devil wears Prada.

Sugar Drunk

Hot Fuzz:
A young woman has an accident at the waxing salon.

30 days of night:
A dyslexic man suffering from chronic insomnia sits up night after night pondering his existence and wondering if there really is a dog

Dodgeball
A case of mistaken identity means a straight man ends up at a gay stag party on a remote island, where every one else assumes he is the rent boy they ordered. Desperate to dodge their balls, he flees into the night but he is not alone

The colour of money:
Documentary starring bertie as himself

junior_apollo

junior_apollo wrote: »

A touching story of a quiet and shy teenager Jimmy Nelson (Matt Damon) who's turning of age changes his life forever.

Unsure of what to do with himself, Jimmy enbarks on a spree of sexual assaults, not only on his fellow classmates (male and female)... but also turns on the ones he loves... Fido...

Jimmy's journey culminates in a boy-hunt led by his transexual mother Crystal (Tommy Lee Jones) who blames his/herself for all of Jimmy's problems

*Wipes tears of laughter from eyes*

Leeby

johnny_adidas wrote: »

brilliant. wouldnt it be great for the missus to drag you to the cinema having seen a chick flick trailor and it turn out to be something completely different

If you liked that one, here's another for ya!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfwQKapDMws

junior_apollo

The year is 2017, Europe is under the grip of the eastern europeans immigrants... They have cornered every market and are now in control of all the european governments... Uniting all nations under the one flag... and forming the new Europoland

But will their own success prove to be their undoing?...

Coming to a cinema near you this Christmas, watch as the African nations immigrate to this new eutopia under the guise of ex-euro-citizenship as French and Dutch...

It will be a long cold winter... where the nights and the people are only going to get darker...

Baudelaire

Dumb and Dumber

The life and times of Posh and Becks

johnny_adidas

Leeby wrote: »

If you liked that one, here's another for ya!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfwQKapDMws

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWynfsu87ag

Duggy747

The Godfather

Rob Schneider plays Bob, an average fast food employee who is cursed with bad luck after accidently feeding a mysterious gypsy her own boiled foot. To make matters worse the girl of his dreams, Sarah (Heather Graham), is moving to Yemen with her bully boyfriend, Brad (Clint Eastwood), after he is to be Godfather to Sarah's niece. One day when Bob confronts Brad about moving away he accidently boils Brad to death in his workplace. Devastated, Bob tries to make it up to Sarah by taking the role of Godfather to her niece, but not without hilarious consequenses!! Much hilariouty ensues with this 24-carat romantic comedy.

Rated PG-13

Baudelaire

A bit obvious but:

Alien V's Predator:

Action packed adventure about how ET, the lovable alien, tries to protect Elliot when Michael Jackson comes for a visit.

daauneal

KILL BILL

a story of how Borak Obama ( denzel washington ) tries to defeat the evil Bill Clinton ( Tommy Lee Jones )before he completely destroys obama's presidential campaign under the hands of the evil Hilary 'knee cap' Clinton played by Ann Robinson.

Baudelaire

Kill Bill Volume 2:

The story of how Hilary then goes on to join forces with Borak Obama ( denzel washington ) after she hears about Bill Clinton ( Tommy Lee Jones ) affair with Monica Lewinski (Sandra Bullox).

TheVan

The Godfather

Set after "Three Men and a Baby" and "Three Men and a Little Lady", this tale of family strife taken to extremes.

When Peter (Tom Selleck) and the mother-who-no-one-remembers get married, the "little lady" now has a father.....but who's the Godfather?

Intense rivalry builds between Michael Kellam (Guttenberg) and Jack Holden (Danson) as to who the Godfather is to be. It culminates in an interplanetary duel in X-Wing fighters somewhere near the Cardassian homeworld....which for the purposes of this film shall be called Teatro Massimo.





(I'm ignoring the fact that Ted Danson is the biological father - an ode to Irish family law!)

TheVan

TheVan wrote: »

The Godfather

Set after "Three Men and a Baby" and "Three Men and a Little Lady", this tale of family strife taken to extremes.

When Peter (Tom Selleck) and the mother-who-no-one-remembers get married, the "little lady" now has a father.....but who's the Godfather?

Intense rivalry builds between Michael Kellam (Guttenberg) and Jack Holden (Danson) as to who the Godfather is to be. It culminates in an interplanetary duel in X-Wing fighters somewhere near the Cardassian homeworld....which for the purposes of this film shall be called Teatro Massimo.





(I'm ignoring the fact that Ted Danson is the biological father - an ode to Irish family law!)

Well thought lol


Predator

Starring Gary Glitter as himself.

Sofaspud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-vJ4wiNkfM

Agamemnon

The Fly

Gruesome body horror at its most visceral, in the tale of a young man named Jimmy Flynn (Colin Farrell), who spends the evening drinking in a pub run by Tom O'Flaherty (Colm Meaney). Jimmy finds a fly in the urinal and attempts to piss on it, only to slip in a puddle of puke and crack his skull open on the floor.

Warning: Contains strong language and explicit scenes of urination, defecation, masturbation, spit-roasting, sheep-shagging, goat-fucking, a cameo from Ryan Turbidy and a ten-minute clip of Colm Meaney's naked arse bobbing up and down like a fiddler's elbow. Tie-in McDonalds Happy Meals available soon.

daauneal

agamemnon wrote: »

Colm Meaney's naked arse bobbing up and down like a fiddler's elbow. Tie-in McDonalds Happy Meals available soon.

Im lovin it!

Duggy747

Bad Boys

A run-of-the-mill gay porn video set in a raunchy prison where the gaurds are as horny as...........oh, you get the idea!!

Bad Boys II

Same as 1 except with 43% more gay lads and knobbing.

homah_7ft

Napoleon Dynamite.

Release date 1985.

Genre Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure.

Plot outline In the winter of 1812 Napoleon Bonaparte (Michael J. Fox) meets the creator of a mysteriously-powered time machine. Travelling back and forward through time Napoleon realises he needs to use Alfred Nobel's (Christopher Llyod) notes to continue his empire's expansion. The film culminates in the scene where Napoleon must bring the not yet born Alfred's parents together using a dance craze.

Petey2006

Catch Me If You Can- Documentary charting the US' attempts to capture Osama Bin Laden

There Will Be Blood- A touching drama about a thirteen year old girl and her struggles to come to terms with changes in her body

Children of Men- A gay couple, played by Robin Williams and Billy Crystal apply for adoption with hillarious results

The 400 Blows- Jenna Jameson biopic (also works for I Went Down)

The Devil's Rejects- A drama charting the history of the Fianna Fail party

Baudelaire

Gone With the Wind

A love story that starts with Micko having his last 50 blown away by a freak gale and now he won't get his dole until Tuesday. We join him on he's search the lenght and breath of Dublin looking for a dealer who'll give him a ounce on tick when, in Rialto Mansions, he meets, and falls in love with, Samantha and her two nippers Beyonce and Beckham.

Be on the edge of your seat as they apply for rent allowence but have to face an un-understanding Community Welfare Officer, laugh as Micko teaches Beckham how to gay bash and Micko sheds a tear of pride when Beckham says the words every farther wants to hear "Frankly you queer I don't give a damn!" as the gay guy pleas for his life, cry as Micko and Samantha share their first intimate moment in a skip on the North Circular Road and Micko whispers his first declaration of love in her ear "Lay it again Sam" and be in suspence as we wonder will micko ever get tick? Is Samantha up the duff? and how come Beyonce is 14 and hasn't got a kid yet?

Gone With the Wind is a love story rollercoaster ride set against the backdrop of a corrupt social welfare system, Dodgy dealers and unfair arrests in a world gone mad.

joeybloggs

The year is 1983.Vecu Popescu( Playing Himself) is a young Roma man discriminated against due to his lack of gold teeth. In this heart-warming drama, to fund his lust for gold teeth, Vecu is forced to go on number of mugging trips, up and down the west coast of Ireland, avoiding not just superintendent O’ Hara (C. Meaney) but also his on vacation Parole officer (Robin Williams).Vecu eventually gains the funds he needs by stealing a horse named Shergar.

LuckyStar

TITANIC

The biopic of Mary Harney

Earthhorse

Depeche_Mode wrote: »

The Untouchables

This historical tear jerker, set 2000 years ago in Judea, follows the tale of a group of lepers whose lives (and bodies) gradually fall apart.

Best Depeche Mode material in years.