Movie titles with different meanings.

Trode

Earthhorse wrote: »

An American Werewolf in London
Two Days in the Valley

Starring Paris Hilton as the valley.

Presumably also starring Daniel Day Lewis and Daniel Dae Kim
A few more:

Commando
A raucous comedy from the makers of American Pie. Arnold Schwartzenegger is a straight-laced attorney who, through a hilarious sequence of events involving a dessert cart and a hive of killer bees, finds he cannot wear underwear for two weeks! How will he get the promotion and the girl of his dreams when it seems like everyone, from the local kids to his ball-busting female boss to leather-clad mustachioed mercenaries are trying to expose him for what he is? And what he is is going Commando!

House of Wax
Joe Waxman(Steve Martin) has just bought the house of his dreams: it's spacious, well-located and surprisingly cheap. So when he moves in with wife(Diane Keaton) and reluctant teenage kids in tow, he neglects to realise one simple fact: the house is a replica made entirely of wax! Watch as they desperately try to fit into their new small-town lives, get to know their quirky but initially suspicious neighbours and learn a bit about themselves, each other, and the importance of family all while trying to keep their house cool. And with a heatwave around the corner, they may need some help from an unexpected source...

The Horse Whisperer
The town of River Creek is just another small town, that is, until beautiful young woman start turning up dead, with bloody horse shoes left on their bodies. The police are baffled, there's no connection between the girls, and the only clue is that someone was heard whispering the word 'horse' around the time of the killings. So far two of Amy(Amy Adams) friends havee been victims, and when she receives a mystery phone call where someone whispers 'horse' over and over, she fears she may be next..

Saint_Mel

Theres Something About Mary
True story of Joseph Mary Plunketts (played by Lee Evans) early days.
Misreading his name, Plunkett is accidently sent to school in a convent where
the cheeky chappy gets up to untold mischief in the all girls school while trying
to hid the fact that he is a boy.

Mother Superior (played by Brenda Fricker) becomes increasingly suspect of
Plunketts femininity when during a routine naked line up (ala The Magdalene
Sisters) it appears that "Mary" has a todger tucked in between her legs

Brian Denehey also stars in the film, thus prooving that the story is indeed
based on true events.


Hogans Heros
Short documentry where Hulk Hogan pays tribute to those who inspired
the Hulkster on his path to wrestling fame

30 Days of Night
Another under cover documentry based on a group of illegal immigrants
forced to spend a month working the night shift in a Roscommon abitoir

It Started With A Kiss
CockRockumentry about how a normal friendship between band members
Gene Simmons and Ace Frehely developed into so much more ...

Earthhorse

Trode wrote: »

Presumably also starring Daniel Day Lewis and Daniel Dae Kim

Took me a minute.

Think I would pay to see your version of House of Wax.

jebuz

Gladiator

Deep in the amazon, a cannibal befriends a lost and vunerable explorer from New York. As their friendship grows he gradually earns her trust, but alas, he cannot resist his natural urges. The lonely beast turns on the explorer and viciously devours her. Did he make the right decision?

Baudelaire

jebuz wrote: »

Gladiator

Deep in the amazon, a cannibal befriends a lost and vunerable explorer from New York. As their friendship grows he gradually earns her trust, but alas, he cannot resist his natural urges. The lonely beast turns on the explorer and viciously devours her. Did he make the right decision?

PMSL!!! Very good :D:D

Maximilian

Baudelaire wrote: »

Mad Max

Max got hit by a bus...Max developed Disassociative identity disorder...Max stopped taking his pill...Max lives near a school...Max found a gun with hilarious consequences.

You can't prove nothin'

Baudelaire

The Shawshank Redemption

Paddy "Mad Dog" Murphy (Peirce Broznan) must excape from the Shawshank Wing of Mountjoy Jail to "cut up" his wife (Beyonce Knowls) who he believes robbed and framed him and to escape his suppliers who want their money.

While in Mountjoy he befriends Red "the Black" (Lenny Henry) who is the prisons lovable scamp and chief smuggler. Red supplies him with the tools he needs for his escape, a kango hammer to dig a hole in the wall and a poster of Grainne O'Shoagin to cover the hole, can Paddy escape in time?

Goodluck2me

Man about Dog

Follow the journey of Paul Simpson (James Nesbitt) who, after having his life saved by his faithful labrador, makes its his lives goal to retail and regail stories about the hound many years after its premature death.

Baudelaire

The Sixth Sense

8-year-old Cole Sear (Haley JoelOsment) is haunted by a dark secret, he is visited by ghosts. Confused by his paranormal powers, Cole is too young to understand his purpose and too afraid to tell anyone about his anguish, except child psychologist Dr. Malcolm Crowe (Bruce Willis). Dr Crowe realise the the child is quite mad and admits him to Lomans where Cole spends the rest of his days out of his bin on a cocktail of Ritalin, Prozac and Librium with hilarious results.

megadodge

3.10 to Yuma (1.8 to UCLA)

Documentary charting the GAA's remarkable takeover of US college sport.


9 1/2 weeks

Documentary on a 78 year old woman's time spent on a trolley in an Irish A&E ward.


Unforgiven

Starring Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy

megadodge

Strictly Ballroom

Documentary behind the real reasons Y-fronts are no longer popular

IvyTheTerrible

Inside I'm dancing

An ebola-type virus is released from a secure US-government controlled facility, when a bunch of crazed monkeys escape, and cause the internal-organ destroying virus to spread all over the world, with hilarious consequences...

randylonghorn

Earthhorse wrote: »

Use spoilers FFS!

megadodge

Based on the serialisation from Hello magazine an acount of how one man's infidelity can have serious financial repercussions, it's...

The Good (David Beckham)
The Bad (Rebecca Loos)
And The Ugly (Posh Spice)

Capt'n Midnight

Blackhorse Slim wrote: »

Escape from New York

Osama (Sacha Baron Cohen) has just bombed the World Trade Center. Pretty soon, the place is going to be crawling with media and CIA. Can his buddy George W (Richard Dean Anderson) get him and his family out in time?

True Story
http://www.michaelmoore.com/warroom/f911notes/index.php?id=18

FAHRENHEIT 9/11: The FBI conducted “a little interview, check[ed] the passport.”

Last year, the National Review reported that the FBI conducted brief, day-of-departure interviews with the Saudis -- in the words of an FBI spokesman, "at the airport, as they were about to leave." Experts interviewed by the National Review called the FBI's actions "highly unusual" given the fact that those departing were actually members of Osama bin Laden's family. "They [the FBI] could not have done a thorough and complete interview," said John L.Martin, the former head of internal security at the Justice Department. "The Great Escape : How did assorted bin Ladens get out of America after September 11?" National Review, September 29, 2003.

* “Thirty of the 142 people on these flights were interviewed by the FBI, including 22 of the 26 people (23 passengers and 3 private security guards) on the Bin Ladin flight. Many were asked detailed questions. None of the passengers stated that they had any recent contact with Usama Bin Ladin or knew anything about terrorist activity." National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States, Threats and Responses in 2001, Staff Statement No. 10, The Saudi Flights, p. 12; http://www.9-11commission.gov/hearings/hearing10/staff_statement_10.pdf

Piste

It took me 12 posts to realise that these all aren't actual movies, I'm so dissappointed now

Black Swan

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WhiteWashMan

30 days of night

Documentry based on footage from NASA explorer passing the the dark side of Mars.
Includes voiceovers from Christian Slater.

May or may not contain footage of martian naked people.

Maximilian

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

There will be blood

The one way dryweave topsheet story?

RadioCity

Harroween

Offensive Chinese remake of the Hollywood Classic.

Maximilian

RadioCity wrote: »

Harroween

Offensive Chinese remake of the Hollywood Classic.

lol. You mean horrywood, no?

onechewy

Stardust:

There's a ****ing HUGE meteor on a (862 days and counting..) crach collision coarse with earth in the year 2081, but that's the least of Earth's worries... Cuz em.. em...the mountainous Turd mountainous ranges that spectacularly erupted from the exteremely volitile*(*may not be true..) regions of MOUNT LUCIFER are goin to DESTROY Earth in one foul (scuse de pun) swoop.. or should that be scoop?? scoop the poop!! he heh.. Ah your all a bunch of losers anyway...

"It's ****" said one byestander...

Too right says I...!!!

It all now lies in the hands of Superman and his trusty sidekick, Mr Tayto..

doomed I tells you.... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMED!!!

Pompey Magnus

Kramer vs Kramer

The cast of Seinfeld reunite for the first big screen venture of the show. Jerry's wacky neighbour Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) has signed himself up as a human guineapig for a trial test of a controversial new drug, an unexpected side-effect being Kramer experiences temporary schizophrenia. Hilarity ensues as Jerry, George and Elaine attempt to deal with their even less predictable friend.