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Baudelaire

The Santa Clause

It's 3 years on and Christmas is looming for Micko when he realises his Christmas Bonus from the dole isn't going to cover presents for Samantha, their two new twins, Deniece and Denephew, Beyonces' 6 kids and Beckhams' 5 nippers AND still have enough left over to cover his beer and hash needs until his next pay day.

Beckham is having problems of his own and is run off his feet robbing motors to pay his maintenance to the 3 bitches that spit out his spawn so him and Micko come up with a cunning plan. At 12 O clock Christmas eve they plan to dress as Santas and break into every gaff in O Devany Gardens and rob all the Gifts and Beer with hilarious consequences.

Laugh as Micko get stuck in a chimney, cry as Beckham gets shot in the face. Will Micko get the 4 ounces of hash and 5 slabs of Dutch Gold he needs? Will Beyonce ever get her tubes tied? is Samanta ever going to put down that crack pipe?

It's an hilarious Christmas roller coaster...etc etc etc...in a world gone mad.

Baudelaire

Mad Max

Max got hit by a bus...Max developed Disassociative identity disorder...Max stopped taking his pill...Max lives near a school...Max found a gun with hilarious consequences.

Duggy747

Heat

A disturbing documentary on the effects of global warming as we follow Fluffy-kins, the polar bear, as he tries to adapt to the ever-changing ice land around him as it melts away. Much left-wing babbling ensues from the narrator, Carrot Top. Winner of 472 Oscars.

Star Wars

An endearing Pixar movie about a group stars fighting to keep their galaxy from being
bulldozed by an evil corporate black hole (Al Pacino). Lead by Twinkle (Christian Bale), the group of misfits must compete in an inter-gallatic soccer championship in order to keep their galaxy. Plus, can he win the heart of Nebula (Charlize Theron), the gassy cloud Twinkle is in love with? Watch for the cameo from Who's The Boss, Tony Danza, as the loveable but incredibly violent Ray, the cosmic gamma ray.

Taxi Driver

Documentary following Um-dilli-ay, a foreign hackney driver trying to stay afloat in the treachous taxi ranks in Dublin. We follow him throughout his day as he must struggle to cope with the incessant racism and constant people legging it out of his cab to skip paying him. Despite being immensely rich and a prince in his home country, he is determined to fight the odds against the cruel world he is trying to intergate to. Winner of Best Film, Sundance Festival, 2004.

Agamemnon

Hostel

Dark and disturbing chiller based on a true story about an Irish stag weekend in Amsterdam. The boys book into a seemingly innocuous hostel run by ex-pat Gerry Doyle (Colm Meaney) and set out to sample the delights of the city. But ten hours later, they're all so trashed off their tits they can't find the hostel and are doomed to wander the streets like lost souls. Brian (Cillian Murphy) starts crying for his mammy, Niall (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) is delirious with the munchies and Conor (Colin Farrell) empties his balls into a Bulgarian whore. PG-12

Tusky

Karl Hungus wrote: »

More afterhours material tbh. It's the kind of thing that myself and Ixoy general frown on.

This should be in the movie forum. I don't understand your attitude towards it to be honest.

The Thing

A fly on the wall documentary following the life & times of Kelly Osbourne.

Pompey Magnus

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure:

On the road documentry following the adventures of Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy during their US trade mission to Thailand, hilarity ensues as our heroes find themselves in numerous compromising situations as they take in the "hectic" Bangkok nightlife.

Malls rats
Horror starring Steven Seagal as a former Navy SEAL chef who is trapped in a mall alongside 4 civilans with man eating rats. Tongue in cheek horror with hints of female growler. CERT 18

floydmoon1

A Fistful of Dollars - Reality tv show seeing what people will do for a fistful of dollars.
For a Few Dollars More - Due to popular demand a second season of the reality tv show is made with a bigger budget.
A fistful of Dynamite - The last in the trilogy turned out to have disastorous consequences with producers replacing dollars with dynamite.A fourth series was not commisioned.

Life Of Brian - Michael Moore makes a compelling documentry in brian dowlings journey from Big Brother winner to playing with balls.(Thats reference to him doing the bingo on sky and nothing else):D

The Hill Billy

Lost in Translation

The story of Anto (played by Ryan Tubridy) & his epic struggle to cope with the day-to-day linguistic challenges in the Irish Naturalisation & Immigration Service offices on Burgh Quay. Aine Ni Chonnail stars as Precocious Mbeki - a Senegalese refugee (stress on "gee"), Michael McDowell stars as Darth Vader.

Oscar awarded to Michael Guiney's for Best Wardrobe.

Ponster

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

Meet the Fokkers

An endearing documentry of the German Luftwaffa during the early 1940's

Just when I thought I'd seen the best one, this came along

Trode

Earthhorse wrote: »

An American Werewolf in London
Two Days in the Valley

Starring Paris Hilton as the valley.

Presumably also starring Daniel Day Lewis and Daniel Dae Kim
A few more:

Commando
A raucous comedy from the makers of American Pie. Arnold Schwartzenegger is a straight-laced attorney who, through a hilarious sequence of events involving a dessert cart and a hive of killer bees, finds he cannot wear underwear for two weeks! How will he get the promotion and the girl of his dreams when it seems like everyone, from the local kids to his ball-busting female boss to leather-clad mustachioed mercenaries are trying to expose him for what he is? And what he is is going Commando!

House of Wax
Joe Waxman(Steve Martin) has just bought the house of his dreams: it's spacious, well-located and surprisingly cheap. So when he moves in with wife(Diane Keaton) and reluctant teenage kids in tow, he neglects to realise one simple fact: the house is a replica made entirely of wax! Watch as they desperately try to fit into their new small-town lives, get to know their quirky but initially suspicious neighbours and learn a bit about themselves, each other, and the importance of family all while trying to keep their house cool. And with a heatwave around the corner, they may need some help from an unexpected source...

The Horse Whisperer
The town of River Creek is just another small town, that is, until beautiful young woman start turning up dead, with bloody horse shoes left on their bodies. The police are baffled, there's no connection between the girls, and the only clue is that someone was heard whispering the word 'horse' around the time of the killings. So far two of Amy(Amy Adams) friends havee been victims, and when she receives a mystery phone call where someone whispers 'horse' over and over, she fears she may be next..

Saint_Mel

Theres Something About Mary
True story of Joseph Mary Plunketts (played by Lee Evans) early days.
Misreading his name, Plunkett is accidently sent to school in a convent where
the cheeky chappy gets up to untold mischief in the all girls school while trying
to hid the fact that he is a boy.

Mother Superior (played by Brenda Fricker) becomes increasingly suspect of
Plunketts femininity when during a routine naked line up (ala The Magdalene
Sisters) it appears that "Mary" has a todger tucked in between her legs

Brian Denehey also stars in the film, thus prooving that the story is indeed
based on true events.


Hogans Heros
Short documentry where Hulk Hogan pays tribute to those who inspired
the Hulkster on his path to wrestling fame

30 Days of Night
Another under cover documentry based on a group of illegal immigrants
forced to spend a month working the night shift in a Roscommon abitoir

It Started With A Kiss
CockRockumentry about how a normal friendship between band members
Gene Simmons and Ace Frehely developed into so much more ...

Earthhorse

Trode wrote: »

Presumably also starring Daniel Day Lewis and Daniel Dae Kim

Took me a minute.

Think I would pay to see your version of House of Wax.

jebuz

Gladiator

Deep in the amazon, a cannibal befriends a lost and vunerable explorer from New York. As their friendship grows he gradually earns her trust, but alas, he cannot resist his natural urges. The lonely beast turns on the explorer and viciously devours her. Did he make the right decision?

Baudelaire

jebuz wrote: »

Gladiator

Deep in the amazon, a cannibal befriends a lost and vunerable explorer from New York. As their friendship grows he gradually earns her trust, but alas, he cannot resist his natural urges. The lonely beast turns on the explorer and viciously devours her. Did he make the right decision?

PMSL!!! Very good :D:D

Maximilian

Baudelaire wrote: »

Mad Max

Max got hit by a bus...Max developed Disassociative identity disorder...Max stopped taking his pill...Max lives near a school...Max found a gun with hilarious consequences.

You can't prove nothin'

Baudelaire

The Shawshank Redemption

Paddy "Mad Dog" Murphy (Peirce Broznan) must excape from the Shawshank Wing of Mountjoy Jail to "cut up" his wife (Beyonce Knowls) who he believes robbed and framed him and to escape his suppliers who want their money.

While in Mountjoy he befriends Red "the Black" (Lenny Henry) who is the prisons lovable scamp and chief smuggler. Red supplies him with the tools he needs for his escape, a kango hammer to dig a hole in the wall and a poster of Grainne O'Shoagin to cover the hole, can Paddy escape in time?

Goodluck2me

Man about Dog

Follow the journey of Paul Simpson (James Nesbitt) who, after having his life saved by his faithful labrador, makes its his lives goal to retail and regail stories about the hound many years after its premature death.

Baudelaire

The Sixth Sense

8-year-old Cole Sear (Haley JoelOsment) is haunted by a dark secret, he is visited by ghosts. Confused by his paranormal powers, Cole is too young to understand his purpose and too afraid to tell anyone about his anguish, except child psychologist Dr. Malcolm Crowe (Bruce Willis). Dr Crowe realise the the child is quite mad and admits him to Lomans where Cole spends the rest of his days out of his bin on a cocktail of Ritalin, Prozac and Librium with hilarious results.

megadodge

3.10 to Yuma (1.8 to UCLA)

Documentary charting the GAA's remarkable takeover of US college sport.


9 1/2 weeks

Documentary on a 78 year old woman's time spent on a trolley in an Irish A&E ward.


Unforgiven

Starring Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy

megadodge

Strictly Ballroom

Documentary behind the real reasons Y-fronts are no longer popular

IvyTheTerrible

Inside I'm dancing

An ebola-type virus is released from a secure US-government controlled facility, when a bunch of crazed monkeys escape, and cause the internal-organ destroying virus to spread all over the world, with hilarious consequences...

randylonghorn

Earthhorse wrote: »

Use spoilers FFS!

megadodge

Based on the serialisation from Hello magazine an acount of how one man's infidelity can have serious financial repercussions, it's...

The Good (David Beckham)
The Bad (Rebecca Loos)
And The Ugly (Posh Spice)

Capt'n Midnight

Blackhorse Slim wrote: »

Escape from New York

Osama (Sacha Baron Cohen) has just bombed the World Trade Center. Pretty soon, the place is going to be crawling with media and CIA. Can his buddy George W (Richard Dean Anderson) get him and his family out in time?

True Story
http://www.michaelmoore.com/warroom/f911notes/index.php?id=18

FAHRENHEIT 9/11: The FBI conducted “a little interview, check[ed] the passport.”

Last year, the National Review reported that the FBI conducted brief, day-of-departure interviews with the Saudis -- in the words of an FBI spokesman, "at the airport, as they were about to leave." Experts interviewed by the National Review called the FBI's actions "highly unusual" given the fact that those departing were actually members of Osama bin Laden's family. "They [the FBI] could not have done a thorough and complete interview," said John L.Martin, the former head of internal security at the Justice Department. "The Great Escape : How did assorted bin Ladens get out of America after September 11?" National Review, September 29, 2003.

* “Thirty of the 142 people on these flights were interviewed by the FBI, including 22 of the 26 people (23 passengers and 3 private security guards) on the Bin Ladin flight. Many were asked detailed questions. None of the passengers stated that they had any recent contact with Usama Bin Ladin or knew anything about terrorist activity." National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States, Threats and Responses in 2001, Staff Statement No. 10, The Saudi Flights, p. 12; http://www.9-11commission.gov/hearings/hearing10/staff_statement_10.pdf

Piste

It took me 12 posts to realise that these all aren't actual movies, I'm so dissappointed now

Black Swan

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WhiteWashMan

30 days of night

Documentry based on footage from NASA explorer passing the the dark side of Mars.
Includes voiceovers from Christian Slater.

May or may not contain footage of martian naked people.

Maximilian

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

There will be blood

The one way dryweave topsheet story?

RadioCity

Harroween

Offensive Chinese remake of the Hollywood Classic.