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Hubbie Pie ! Will have to suggest it to the missus!

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  • 24-01-2008 2:16pm
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Ingredients:

    Crust:
    1 hard-skinned, but flabby (preferably pot-bellied) hubby
    1 comfortable sofa
    1 TV
    1 sporting event

    Filling:
    1 TV remote control
    6 pack of beer/pop
    1 packet chips (crisps)
    1 quart of chip dip, garlic optional
    1 family size pizza
    1 large serve nachos
    1 large Italian hoagie
    1 weekend beard
    15 years patience
    Lifetime of loving care
    1 ounce of resignation

    Method:

    Cram one thick-skinned hubby into a well-worn, greased and comfortable sofa, family pet optional. Leave to ferment (probably will take length of one sport show), remove from family room, and bring to kitchen to finish filling.

    Mix TV remote control, chip packet, pizza, hotdog, nachos and cheese sandwich on a large tray. Add six pack of beer/pop slowly (to avoid excess gas), bind with a lot of patience, loving care and resignation. Be careful to place hubby and filling carefully back in front of the TV so as not to disturb the view of the screen, step aside quickly. Allow numerous clicks on TV remote control to football or WWF event. Leave to solidify indefinitely. If excess gas should develop, poke bellybutton gently, run and open windows. Allow to ferment for another two hours.

    After fermentation period is over, *knead* gently. Roll, flip, smack and burp again. Bake in hot bedroom for approximately 20 minutes or until ZZZZ's occur.


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