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Chinese Stoli

dak · 2008-01-24 13:34:47

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait and would he like to wait in the bar. He goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist." The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles…

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24-01-2008 2:34pm

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dak

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the maitre'd that
there will be at least a twenty minute wait and would he like to wait in
the bar.

He goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."

The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time were four little pigs ..."

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#2 24-01-2008 5:41pm
rocky25

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lol, I could imagine Tommy Cooper telling that one:)

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