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A Couple Of Lawyer Jokes

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  • 24-01-2008 10:18pm
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    rocky25
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    A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
    Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
    "What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
    "I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line."
    "Well, I’m a lawyer, but you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?
    _______________________________________________________________

    Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45.
    He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said,
    "We've been waiting a long time for you."
    "What do you mean," he replied, "I'm only 45, in the prime of my life.
    "Why did I have to die now at 45"

    “You’re not 45, you're 82," replied the angel.
    "Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you have the wrong guy.
    I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate."
    "Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel and disappeared inside.

    After a few minutes the angel returned. "Sorry, but by our records you are 82,
    I checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you have to be 82..."


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