Here's a little joke i like

Jrad

There were to lads who had finished a round of golf and were casually enjoying a beverage in the club house.
Low and behold, didnt a lad pull up outside the window dressed in a tweed jacket with matching capeen agus na welly on the foots cover in the excrement of the mighty cow, and the same welly donning chap enter the clubhouse bar.
On beholding such a sight one of the lads turned to the other and exclaimed "Who is that?":eek:
On hearing said question didnt the questionee respond causually "Oh, hes a country member"
Well, after sticking the questionees response in his earhole didnt the questioner smugly announce "Dont worry, Ill remember";)

'Pause for laughter' aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
FIN

dr.bollocko

I likes it. Thumbs up. (I am not the emperor though)
Was the country member wearing a necklace of bleeding smokey bacon taytos?
Also. Country member.
Both those words sound naughty.

Jrad

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I likes it. Thumbs up. (I am not the emperor though)
Was the country member wearing a necklace of bleeding smokey bacon taytos?
Also. Country member.
Both those words sound naughty.

Nah just a belt made from children tears in addition to body dressings previously mentioned.

Hagar

Nice one made me smile.

I'm sure it was an absolute scream in the original Chinese before you translated it.

folan

it nearly sounds translated from irish? but the punchline doesnt (which i didnt get the first time i read it)!

good joke!

Jrad

Yes!