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So my friend was in the bath...

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    #32
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,387 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Seriously Mirror: is it that hard to aim your dick away from your face?

    lulz @ pinkeye.


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    #33
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Overheal wrote: »
    Seriously Mirror: is it that hard to aim your dick away from your face?
    No, but who the hell thinks about aiming it at that moment in time? :D


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    #34
    Zaph
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    Naikon wrote: »
    Why was he **** in the bath:confused:

    I was wondering that too. I'd rather not have a bath with man juice floating around in it, even if it's my own.


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    #35
    RoundyMooney
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    randylonghorn wrote: »
    No, but who the hell thinks about aiming it at that moment in time? :D

    Some of us don't see where it goes.

    ;)

    awaits a witty rejoiner


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    #36
    FunkZ
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    Ya should get him a dart board for practise...


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    #37
    randylonghorn
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    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    Some of us don't see where it goes.

    ;)
    Well, given that the basic underlying premise of this thread was the directional vagaries of masturbatory ejaculation (with a sub-theme around why one would apply one's own facecream in the bath), I can only assume ...

    1) short dick, and / or
    2) big beer belly, and / or
    3) miniscule volume

    ... unless you were deliberately going off-topic, Mr. Mooney? :p


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    #38
    tbh
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    **** in the bath? wouldn't you end up sitting in.....it?



    ps, what's with the whole trend of starting posts with the word "so"?


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    #39
    Kur4mA
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    Your mate is a dirty fecker **** in the bath, never mind shooting himself in the eye. Does he just direct his own cock snot into a corner of the bath and then hope for the best?


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    popebenny16
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    Was he aiming for his mouth? Surely you have pointed that obvious conclusion out to him, or are you waiting for his mates to be around for that?

    I would.


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    #41
    Adam
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    popebenny16 wrote: »
    Was he aiming for his mouth? Surely you have pointed that obvious conclusion out to him, or are you waiting for his mates to be around for that?

    I would.
    You know what? I never thought of that one. May I shake your hand?


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    #42
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Mirror wrote: »
    You know what? I never thought of that one. May I shake your hand?
    Depends ... when did you last have a bath? O_o


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