dyslexic 1s

old boy

guy says to mate last nite i walked into a bra
guy prays to dog
girl likes to cook sock

me coat fast

Capt'n Midnight

or the dyslexic pimp who bought a wharehouse
or the dyslexic cultist who sold his soul to santa

Fremen

or the dyslexic rave, where everyone was taking F

Senna

Dyslexic Song

Old Macdonald had a farm..e..f..q..r..s

rainbowtrout

what is an agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

D-OLEARY

ha ha very good lads lookaly im not to bad but its stil funny

patch

There's a dyslexic for cures now.

blue-army

rainbowtrout wrote: »

what is an agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

:D:D

Sam Vimes

what does dna stand for?

national dyslexia association

Hagar

Oll

folan

rainbowtrout wrote: »

what is an agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

thats one of the best ive ever read! great! stars all round.

Slidey

2 dyslexics are sitting down watchin telly one evening. One says to the other, Can you smell gas?
F**k off ya bol**x you know i cant even smell my own name!

patmac

Hagar wrote: »

Oll

LLO

tc20

Did you hear about the dyslexic who threw a goat party ?

Senna

They set up a Dyslexia forum on Boards.ie, but it had to be shut down after a week, no one could understand what they were talking about.

Feral Mutant

Senna wrote: »

They set up a Dyslexia forum on Boards.ie, but it had to be shut down after a week, no one could understand what they were talking about.

Dyslexics of boards untie!

Capt'n Midnight

Senna wrote: »

They set up a Dyslexia forum on Boards.ie, but it had to be shut down after a week, no one could understand what they were talking about.

I thought it was because of that unfortunate incident with the escort site ww.broads.ie

Capt'n Midnight

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Nwes of tihs wierd dvleoepnemt cusead gerat hpapnises anomg tohse who rlleay, rlaely scuk at snlelpig. Tehse idnviudlas can now ferely mses wtih the lerttes in the mddlie of any wrod whtiuot faer of bnieg rdiiclued for tiehr low itnlelingce and poor derss snese. Snice fgirunig out the frist and lsat ltteres in a wrod is so mcuh esaeir tahn mthedos of fnidnig the crrocet sllinpeg (scuh as dcioitnraeis or bneig samrt), epxtres thoezire taht the agverae IQ of Einlgsh sekpanig cmmonutieis may icnrseae up to fiteefn piotns. Tihs wlil ovbouisly laed to smiplfictiaon of the msot poitnlssely cmpeolx lnagauge konwn to man. Aonnynig sllpeing rlues wlil no lngoer be piansktanigly mimeorzied by shcoolchldiren. One emxalpe wuold be the rlue "I before E except after C" bineg rpleaced wtih "I bfoere E? Who fckuing craes?"

One gruop who did not shrae in the gneeral mood uspwnig brghuot aoubt by tihs rveleatoin wree the dxyslecis. Uopn raeidng the nwes realsee and a smpale of the new wrtniig, one dxysleic was haerd to rmeark "I still can't fcuking read it!" Tihs may be due to the fcat taht dlysxeics see wrods bckawrads, tuhs ngeatnig the ecffet of mxniig the ltteres up rnadmoly. Or it cluod be due to the fcat taht dlsxyeics are anttetoin skeeing ahssloes who pertned to not be albe to raed so taht smoneoe wlil hug tehm. Bsatrads. In any csae, aiddtoinal resraech was prefromed in wihch the ltteres of the wrods wree mxied up, but the frist and lsat lerttes wree stwiched, hpoing to enbale the dlisexyc conmmuntiy to be albe to raed porprely. Hwoever, all of the tset sbujctes flaied to dcheiper the new txet, ctinig raesnos scuh as "The font hurt my eyes" and "Maybe I'm just retarded." At perss tmie, epxrets wree laening twrodas the scenod ecxsue.

FrCrilly

Senna wrote: »

Dyslexic Song

Old Macdonald had a farm..e..f..q..r..s

I thought it was more:

Old MacDonald was dyslexic I E I O E