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  • 26-01-2008 3:21am
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    Gadgetman496
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    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.
    My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,

    "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

    "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."




    -

    "Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."



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    KamiKazi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    Hahaha :D

    /Throws some gold things at OP


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    Soundman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Soundman


    Already posted gadgetman. Only 3 hours before you too.

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055224622


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    *Historical note*
    The original version featured a Sailor and a Parrot.


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    de5p0i1er
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    *Historical note*
    The original version featured a Sailor and a Parrot.

    Its still funny.


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    de5p0i1er wrote: »
    Its still funny.
    Didn't say it wasn't
    Just adding some information.


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