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Dads

rocky25 · 2008-01-26 18:10:56

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run. I tell you, he gets there before the arrow". The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there…

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26-01-2008 7:10pm

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Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest.
He can fire an arrow, and start to run.
I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast!
My father is a hunter.
He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head.
He then says: "You two know nothing about fast.
My father is a civil servant.
He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!

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