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  • 26-01-2008 8:10pm
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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭


    I'm headingout later.
    Any tips on wooing a laydee.
    What is it that will get me into your knickers, or a date at the very least?


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    Bob in Belfast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Bob in Belfast


    Brush your teeth and comb your hair.


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    uglyjohn
    Registered Users Posts: 747 ✭✭✭uglyjohn


    dont tell them you are a moderator on boards.


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Dont over dress .Flares and Head bands in greasy hair are back in fashion


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    #5
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Take your wedding ring off :cool:

    j/k

    Act interested in everything they say. Not creepy interested though.


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    Bob in Belfast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Bob in Belfast


    Almost forgot, scrub your balls.
    Though you should do that even if your not going out.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Feigning interest in me and not my knickers for the whole entire evening.

    I don't know if this happens to other people but men nearly always try to compliment me by slagging my mates or siblings. The mind boggles at their logic.
    This is top of my list on the instant deal breakers now.


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I already do all that, except for the slagging bit.

    There has to be something else you are not telling me.


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Feigning interest in me and not my knickers for the whole entire evening.

    I don't know if this happens to other people but men nearly always try to compliment me by slagging my mates or siblings. The mind boggles at their logic.
    This is toinstant deal breakers now.
    p of my list on the

    A guy has to be really intrested and if he is would never utter such things .

    As for me , give me the quite shy girl in the corner anytime,she knows her place .

    ( Ahh only kidding that last bit ):D


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    old boy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    invite her to breakfast in tiffanys, if you think it would be worth it


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    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Terry wrote: »
    I'm headingout later.
    Any tips on wooing a laydee.
    What is it that will get me into your knickers, or a date at the very least?
    Buy her drinks, flirt with her, be courteous, act interested, tell her she’s pretty :)


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    Bob in Belfast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Bob in Belfast


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Buy her drinks, flirt with her, be courteous, act interested, tell her she’s pretty :)

    He hasn't met a women yet!
    What do you want him to do, buy drinks for every woman in the pub?

    Let the women buy their own drinks.
    Let her/them buy him drink.


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Terry wrote: »
    I'm headingout later.
    Any tips on wooing a laydee.
    What is it that will get me into your knickers, or a date at the very least?

    My tip:

    Dont be yourself ;):D


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    If towards the end of the evening your getting nowere ,just wave a wad of greenbacks in the air ,that way you will have your pick of and the best of all the leftovers .:D


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    SW81
    Closed Accounts Posts: 508 ✭✭✭SW81


    I always feel sorry for guys "on the pull" (though the fact that ye call it that is enough to make me want to not go near ye), us girls can be such bitches!


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    Bob in Belfast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Bob in Belfast


    SW81 wrote: »
    I always feel sorry for guys "on the pull" (though the fact that ye call it that is enough to make me want to not go near ye), us girls can be such bitches!

    How do you get men then?
    Male Order?


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    SW81 wrote: »
    I always feel sorry for guys "on the pull" (though the fact that ye call it that is enough to make me want to not go near ye), us girls can be such bitches![/QUOTE

    One reason why some men use prostitutes .


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    abrr1000
    Registered Users Posts: 331 ✭✭abrr1000


    Bob in Belfast wrote: »
    Almost forgot, scrub your balls.
    Though you should do that even if your not going out.

    LOL!!:D

    Tell a girl you like that she reminds you of some gorgeous celebrity...
    almost worked on me one time...almost...But i KNOW i dont look like EVA longoria haha (well maybe a little bit :D )


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    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Bob in Belfast wrote: »
    He hasn't met a women yet!
    What do you want him to do, buy drinks for every woman in the pub?

    Let the women buy their own drinks.
    Let her/them buy him drink.
    Dude... common... do you want him to score or not?


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    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,030 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Marinate your member in Bacardi.

    They'll have to go down on you.


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    SW81
    Closed Accounts Posts: 508 ✭✭✭SW81


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    Marinate your member in Bacardi.

    They'll have to go down on you.

    Eurgh.

    Another reason I wish boys were banned from this forum.


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    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    A few years ago this guy came up to me and told me I looked like a good kisser. I then had to prove him right so he didn't have to work very hard!

    You could try that line. I bet it worked on loads of girls! In fairness, I was about 18!


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    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,258 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Grab the mic and do a Top Gun. Let us know if it works...


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    SW81
    Closed Accounts Posts: 508 ✭✭✭SW81


    You can try all the lines in the book but if a girl's just not in to you nothing will work. And if she is anything will work.

    God I'd hate to be a man! :D


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    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    i do recall one dude trying to persuade me that i owed it to him to kiss him, cos he'd never kissed a chick with a lip ring before.


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    Clare Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,613 ✭✭✭✭Clare Bear


    So did you pull lastnight Terry afer all the words of wisdom on here?!


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    #27
    Louisevb
    Registered Users Posts: 147 ✭✭Louisevb


    Guys are in the words of Dell Boy such plonkers....be genuine...clean... self depreciating and humorous and that generally will work...Stay away from sexual inuendo if you don't know them..... and if you don't know what that means....you won't get near my knickers ever;)


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    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Louisevb wrote: »
    be self depreciating

    Bad idea.


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