Funniest boardsie

djpbarry

Morlar's tantrums are ****ing hilarious.

david1two3

king-stew wrote: »

somebody please ban this freak before i go over to the extreme stupidity filter thread and get myself banned cause i just cant read anymore of that crap! he wont even let us make fun of heath ledger! the nerve.......

Whats wrong, did the cat swallow your valium or have been issues with false memory syndrome, like when you used to be a nice everyday type of a lovable character, jusonedrin

Sleepy

The only two posters that would consistently make me laugh out loud haven't been mentioned yet: Robb0 and Mordeth.

MAJD, Hagar and Sarky makes me chuckle at times too.

r3nu4l

r3nu4l wrote: »

Some others I won't name because they themselves are the joke rather than being funny.

Am I one of these degenerates? Better then nothing

Duggy747

Well, obviously I'll vote for me cuz I think everything that comes out of my mouth is either hilarious or shìt, though I think that's probably down my Hyena-erea disease........or my mental instability.

Other than that the guys who made me cry with laughter the most were The Rigger, The Bollox, Hill_Billy, and Hagar. The rest of you just made me cry.......*sniff*

flanzer

Pighead for sure! I'll never forget when he ran into FAI headquarters and threatened to set the 3rd person in himself on fire. Comical genius.

That was him........ wasn't it?

Collie D

Baudelaire wrote: »

Did Yore Ma tell you that? because seeing how her tit's reach her knees was fcuking hilarious.

How old are you?

Maximilian

david1two3 wrote: »

You need to be gone a quarter of a century before you realise there is not a funny thing to be had, seen or heard over there because every one is trying so hard to be funny as a coping mechanism for the disasters we vote for, work for, live with, die for, are born to, drink with, avoid like the plaque, fight for/with etcheptra, etchpetra adinfinitum to the list of words I never liked and rarely use. He was just trying to be funny, and now hes in hopsital. Oh how I laughed, I laughed so hard I nearly pryed, into someones elses misery so I could ignore my own. You need to go abroaden your hurrah sons, its like being around the May pole in early June, better late than never funny udder any circumschism. Stigmatic darts for all , bryll cream for sailors into canal sex and hairy arses. When my wellin(gton)dowed farming friends referred to sheep dipping I never realised that they were boasting.Wellington and York ,ones for sheep ,the others pork. Beef Wellington was a one off and ruins the hystorical thread Im weaving here for my own pourpose, if you can use it awsell Im glad to make your delusion.

The immaculate stigmata of Bogged down Berty blisfully bled while joan of Arc burned instead, Marry Antoinette ,you must be joking ,her heads all over the place, Pains Easily says the popes an, or the Antichrist, vote now, vote often for the blow to easily soften just look at the faces on the bus and realise they voted for the Free For all(c)party aswell unless they were saving their vote for their holiday in the sun, as for the Ops original question , the answer is obvious but as yere all drain boshed theres no hoop I wont go through to enlighten you to my piles for everyone charity. Serious replies only please, best one win a prize, that being the adulation of your beers

I think that gave me eye cancer.

Dennis the Stone

david1two3 wrote: »

You need to be gone a quarter of a century before you realise there is not a funny thing to be had, seen or heard over there because every one is trying so hard to be funny as a coping mechanism for the disasters we vote for, work for, live with, die for, are born to, drink with, avoid like the plaque, fight for/with etcheptra, etchpetra adinfinitum to the list of words I never liked and rarely use. He was just trying to be funny, and now hes in hopsital. Oh how I laughed, I laughed so hard I nearly pryed, into someones elses misery so I could ignore my own. You need to go abroaden your hurrah sons, its like being around the May pole in early June, better late than never funny udder any circumschism. Stigmatic darts for all , bryll cream for sailors into canal sex and hairy arses. When my wellin(gton)dowed farming friends referred to sheep dipping I never realised that they were boasting.Wellington and York ,ones for sheep ,the others pork. Beef Wellington was a one off and ruins the hystorical thread Im weaving here for my own pourpose, if you can use it awsell Im glad to make your delusion.

The immaculate stigmata of Bogged down Berty blisfully bled while joan of Arc burned instead, Marry Antoinette ,you must be joking ,her heads all over the place, Pains Easily says the popes an, or the Antichrist, vote now, vote often for the blow to easily soften just look at the faces on the bus and realise they voted for the Free For all(c)party aswell unless they were saving their vote for their holiday in the sun, as for the Ops original question , the answer is obvious but as yere all drain boshed theres no hoop I wont go through to enlighten you to my piles for everyone charity. Serious replies only please, best one win a prize, that being the adulation of your beers

Daddy, why is that man raping the internet

Collie D

Kemos wrote: »

Daddy, why is that man raping the internet

Hahaha ...I vote for you

Donegal Lass

Tha Gopher wrote: »

Everyone else is as funny as a burning orphanage.

rofl!

randylonghorn

king-stew wrote: »

somebody please ban this freak before i go over to the extreme stupidity filter thread and get myself banned cause i just cant read anymore of that crap!

Won't work ... that will just permaban you from tCN.

TheMilkyPirate

The-rigger by far for me. Never found pighead funny, Third person thing was sooo much funnier the first time :rolleyes:

AckwelFoley

david1two3 wrote: »

You need to be gone a quarter of a century before you realise there is not a funny thing to be had, seen or heard over there because every one is trying so hard to be funny as a coping mechanism for the disasters we vote for, work for, live with, die for, are born to, drink with, avoid like the plaque, fight for/with etcheptra, etchpetra adinfinitum to the list of words I never liked and rarely use. He was just trying to be funny, and now hes in hopsital. Oh how I laughed, I laughed so hard I nearly pryed, into someones elses misery so I could ignore my own. You need to go abroaden your hurrah sons, its like being around the May pole in early June, better late than never funny udder any circumschism. Stigmatic darts for all , bryll cream for sailors into canal sex and hairy arses. When my wellin(gton)dowed farming friends referred to sheep dipping I never realised that they were boasting.Wellington and York ,ones for sheep ,the others pork. Beef Wellington was a one off and ruins the hystorical thread Im weaving here for my own pourpose, if you can use it awsell Im glad to make your delusion.

The immaculate stigmata of Bogged down Berty blisfully bled while joan of Arc burned instead, Marry Antoinette ,you must be joking ,her heads all over the place, Pains Easily says the popes an, or the Antichrist, vote now, vote often for the blow to easily soften just look at the faces on the bus and realise they voted for the Free For all(c)party aswell unless they were saving their vote for their holiday in the sun, as for the Ops original question , the answer is obvious but as yere all drain boshed theres no hoop I wont go through to enlighten you to my piles for everyone charity. Serious replies only please, best one win a prize, that being the adulation of your beers

Ha ha. That my good man is the post of the year.

I vote for your Parents...

.. then arrest them for child abuse

May i respectfully suggest you take up masturbation as a hobby.

togster

Terry is funny and snyper is so hot right now.

Pighead was never funny imo.

McBeth

I find that Terry chappie quite amusing.

tech77

david1two3 wrote: »

You need to be gone a quarter of a century before you realise there is not a funny thing to be had, seen or heard over there because every one is trying so hard to be funny as a coping mechanism for the disasters we vote for, work for, live with, die for, are born to, drink with, avoid like the plaque, fight for/with etcheptra, etchpetra adinfinitum to the list of words I never liked and rarely use. He was just trying to be funny, and now hes in hopsital. Oh how I laughed, I laughed so hard I nearly pryed, into someones elses misery so I could ignore my own. You need to go abroaden your hurrah sons, its like being around the May pole in early June, better late than never funny udder any circumschism. Stigmatic darts for all , bryll cream for sailors into canal sex and hairy arses. When my wellin(gton)dowed farming friends referred to sheep dipping I never realised that they were boasting.Wellington and York ,ones for sheep ,the others pork. Beef Wellington was a one off and ruins the hystorical thread Im weaving here for my own pourpose, if you can use it awsell Im glad to make your delusion. The immaculate stigmata of Bogged down Berty blisfully bled while joan of Arc burned instead, Marry Antoinette ,you must be joking ,her heads all over the place, Pains Easily says the popes an, or the Antichrist, vote now, vote often for the blow to easily soften just look at the faces on the bus and realise they voted for the Free For all(c)party aswell unless they were saving their vote for their holiday in the sun, as for the Ops original question , the answer is obvious but as yere all drain boshed theres no hoop I wont go through to enlighten you to my piles for everyone charity. Serious replies only please, best one win a prize, that being the adulation of your beers

I disagree.

tech77

snyper wrote: »

May i respectfully suggest you take up masturbation as a hobby.

Ha.
LMAO.
Class riposte.

david1two3

tech77 wrote: »

I disagree.

why?

watna

I think windsock is pretty funny. I also like The Rigger and all the other BGRH/LL regulars. They keep me laughing during the day anyway!

david1two3

snyper wrote: »

Ha ha. That my good man is the post of the year.

I vote for your Parents...

.. then arrest them for child abuse

May i respectfully suggest you take up masturbation as a hobby.

Im not your man and as fur chatting me up with your ma`s turbation, I think I will stick to myself, thanks for the free fantasy even if its unus(u)a(b)l(e).

AckwelFoley

david1two3 wrote: »

Im not your man and as fur chatting me up with your ma`s turbation, I think I will stick to myself, thanks for the free fantasy even if its unus(u)a(b)l(e).

Well, i consider it worth the try all the same.

I find it hard to sleep normally after sex, but the way i look at it, we coulf "do it" and then while i have a smoke and a beer, you could go into one of those life observation logs of yours.. and i be out like a light.. even if it makes my ears bleed.

BillyoftheBeast

I'd nominate myself but I've only got a few classic posts to my name. Maybe in another month I'll have it.

Tigger

BillyoftheBeast wrote: »

I'd nominate myself but I've only got a few classic posts to my name. Maybe in another month I'll have it.

waits .......with interest

david1two3

snyper wrote: »

Well, i consider it worth the try all the same.

I find it hard to sleep normally after sex, but the way i look at it, we coulf "do it" and then while i have a smoke and a beer, you could go into one of those life observation logs of yours.. and i be out like a light.. even if it makes my ears bleed.

Thanks but no ****

Sangre

From those who are still knocking around I usually get a laugh from Mordeth, Pigman II and Maxmilliam. Bunch of sarky bastards.

From back in the day LTM always crakced me up.

Lockstep

I feel sad that noone mentioned me at all.

humanji

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I feel sad that noone mentioned me at all.

I don't think Kickoutthejams is funny at all. There, happy?

Donegal Lass

Rofl!!

Lockstep

humanji wrote: »

I don't think Kickoutthejams is funny at all. There, happy?

Nah, that was definetely the expected answer.

I just wanted some recognition as the OP.

humanji

Creating a thread about the funniest poster, expecting to be nominated as the funniest is like 6th asking to be a mod. It's just not gonna to happen!

6th

kickoutthejams, you dont need to be the funniest or even the prettiest. You'll find your corner of Boards just as I have. I receive far more attention from the idea that I want to be a mod than I ever would from being made one - its gotten me far more than my 15 minutes. Imagine I had been made a mod back in 2005 .... I'd be about as well known as that Spankeh guy! "Who?" I hear you ask .... exactly.

There are a lot of flash in the pan gimmick posters in the history of Boards.ie (bluestripe, casey12, monkeyfudge, rozie, tommythebomb, DeVore) .... you'll out last them all if you do it right

pingu_girl

charlie mchugh wrote: »

kentonbomb

Those who have the misfortune of knowing who I am talking about will know..........:rolleyes:

+1 kentonbomb was brilliant

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=53119076&postcount=68

Best post in the history of posts ever

6th

Thats pretty good alright though I like Cartoon Head's follow up and the copy and paste

Lockstep

humanji wrote: »

Creating a thread about the funniest poster, expecting to be nominated as the funniest is like 6th asking to be a mod. It's just not gonna to happen!

ha, I didn;t start this with the idea of being nominated funniest boardsie.

I was thinking more along the lines of someone saying
"Hats off to OP for creating this thread"

It would have made me feel all fuzzy inside:o

kickoutthejams

kickoutthejams wrote: »

It would have made me feel all fuzzy inside:o

You can get movies from Jenna Jameson to help you with this

david1two3

Some of yee wont know but in Galway "being in Ballinasloe" is euphemism for being locked up in a mental institution. There was not long ago an older chap in Galway commenting on a local guy who had been abroad. His way of doing this was to say ,"that fellow was in Ballinasloe in New York".I still find it to be the funniest one line I have ever heard.

Maximilian

Sangre wrote: »

From those who are still knocking around I usually get a laugh from Mordeth, Pigman II and Maxmilliam. Bunch of sarky bastards.

From back in the day LTM always crakced me up.

Its about time my genius was recognised even if the correct spelling of my name hasn't. In any event, Sangre, you have won free whores.

Creature

Pigman II, Mordeth and Monkeyfudge.

Also Maximillian before he sold out.

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

Maximilian

No whores for you mister.

MrVestek

orla wrote: »

I heard a rumour that Vestek got his payback. But clearly that's a lie.

I rode him to death.

Actually, I know alot of his good friends now and we all laugh and joke about it. Yes it was an incredibly naive thing to do... what can I say, I was sleep deprived... yeah that's it, heh.

By the way expect to see me at the new boards... we can all have a right laugh about it all.... ya bunch of bastards :P

My woman just handed me dinner so... I'm off to get back to my life...

randylonghorn

david1two3 wrote: »

... as fur chatting me up with your ma`s turbation, I think I will stick to myself ...

Have to admit, that happens me sometimes ... >_>

Achilles wrote: »

... what can I say, I was ______ deprived.

Cloze exercise: please fill in the missing word in the phrase quoted.

david1two3

Handy long Porn, please stick to the subject in hand, you have my permission to keep this life style choice to yourself, but Im dying to know do you use the curtains to clean up after.

randylonghorn

david1two3 wrote: »

Handy long Porn, please stick to the subject in hand ...

That's precisely what I WAS doing!

david1two3 wrote: »

but Im dying to know do you use the curtains to clean up after.

Nah, not on a solo run, most of it ends up soaked into the headboard anyway.

Useful tactic though if you're feeling lazy and can't be bothered to give her an orgasm ... just wipe it off on the curtains and you can be guaranteed that the first stroke will make her hit the roof!

Terry

Take it to PM.

KnifeWRENCH

Tha Gopher wrote:

Everyone else is as funny as a burning orphanage.

you are implying that burning orphanages are not funny? i cannot think of anything that would put a bigger smile on my face:D
anyways I don't really know anyone on this site (I only post sporadically) but anytime I've come across Cap'n Midnight I've always laughed at his posts!!!