Valentines day is coming up lads.....

Rowley Birkin QC

If theres anyone who stiffed you in the past you might find something to settle your differences here http://www.****senders.com/order :D


Or not.


Edit: damn link won't work because of the language filter, its a word for poop that rhymes with hit.

Pompey Magnus

bigkev49 wrote: »

If theres anyone who stiffed you in the past you might find something to settle your differences here.:D


Or not.

Changing the **** in the link to the rude name for poo.

Rowley Birkin QC

Nope, wont work. Ah well.

Excellent.

The Testimonials are a must read ,deadly.

Crazy Christ

Customer Testimonials

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tommylizard

that is pure brilliance. if i sent it though i'd have to be there to see the reaction, then commit hari kari by bursting me hole laughing at them

GhostInTheRuins

Why pay for **** when you've got plenty to go around