Chant of the Week Thread

Collie D

Mine so far

Tottenham fans singing "Are you Arsenal in Disguise" to Man U

Melion

Liking that one but Liverpool had some cracking ones the other night against Villa chanting against G&H

homerjay2005

Melion wrote: »

Liking that one but Liverpool had some cracking ones the other night against Villa chanting against G&H

or the several witty ones that H & Wlooville had yesterday when they were playing ye off the park.

Running Bing

Que Sera Sera........;)

kleefarr

homerjay2005 wrote: »

or the several witty ones that H & Wlooville had yesterday when they were playing ye off the park.

Yeah.. the best one was.... "Can we play you every week?" LOL

Peyton Manning

"Can we play you,
Can we play you,
Can we play you every week....
Can we play you every week!"

Priceless.

Or the Luton fans the other week when it was 0-0.

"Shall we sing a song for you?"

machiavellianme

kleefarr wrote: »

Yeah.. the best one was.... "Can we play you every week?" LOL

Wouldnt mind that one bit. a 5-2 win every week would be great.

Villain

Best one has to be Chelsea v Everton in League Cup Semi:

Neville your a Cu nt, your a Cu nt and always be a Cu nt repeated over and over to great rythem.

homerjay2005

1-0 and ye f**ked it up.....1-0 and ye f**ked it up..

Pepe LeFrits

Yeah, some prize originality on show here.

Collie D

I suppose you're right but it's far easier to criticise than to contribute

KdjaCL

if sheff utd fans were on the balloon, they would be singing "blue moon" but as "Balloon"





kdjac

Collie D

I was actually waiting for them to start singing about balloons ;o)

Mikeyt086

I laughed when i heard the Chelsea fans away at Everton singing:

"Calm down clam down, calm down calm down" in that "Same old _____, always cheating." tune.

That was really good.

Jazzy

Villain wrote: »

Neville your a Cu nt, your a Cu nt and always be a Cu nt repeated over and over to great rythem.

hahahaha.
no1 likes the nevilles

OPENROAD

Collie D wrote: »

Mine so far

Tottenham fans singing "Are you Arsenal in Disguise" to Man U

Has to be Man Utd fans with the following two


" Are you Tottenham in disguise"

" 1 nil and you ****ed it up"

chopperbyrne

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC54A2PFwqw

homerjay2005

ya that ashley cole song is class.....but the thread is about chant of the week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chopperbyrne

It's sang at least once a week!!!!

It's too good to not post that video!

Smegball

chopperbyrne wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC54A2PFwqw

Haha thats brilliant :D:D

Rockee

Smegball wrote: »

Haha thats brilliant :D:D

Yep, haha!!! Best is at about 58 seconds where all of a sudden the stand behind break into it.

semibluff

never mind of the week


hows about we just edit the thread title and get chants of the season, or of 2008. love a good chant i do!

Smegball

Rockee wrote: »

Yep, haha!!! Best is at about 58 seconds where all of a sudden the stand behind break into it.

Haha! Naw 35 seconds is the best! The dudes voice just goes really high pitched

homerjay2005

at about 55 second its class where the whole stnad joins in, spose tis set up that only a few sing the first 9 verses and then everybody joins in on the last one....i dont give out much praise to any opposition fans, but u have to hand it to these boys, that is one class song. sung about one of the most hated players in the game. song of the year, defo. not sure if it would catch on at other grounds thoughs, the good old, ashley cole is a f**king a**hole song is enough.

LuckyLloyd

Football chants are retarded.

SantryRed

LuckyLloyd wrote: »

Football chants are retarded.

Great input:rolleyes:

It's got to be Havant's chant when they were 2-1 up.
Singing about going to Wembley.

Que Sera, Sera.....:D

Running Bing

I thought it was nice when the United fans celebrated world holocaust day by partaking in 90 minutes silence.;)

county

Babybing wrote: »

I thought it was nice when the United fans celebrated world holocaust day by partaking in 90 minutes silence.;)

:eek:

homerjay2005

with barton now being released to play and his pending game at old trafford in 2 weeks, you can chalk it down that this will get an airing -

your supposed to,
your supposed to, .
your supposed to be in jail,
your supposed to be in jail.

Mikeyt086

LuckyLloyd wrote: »

Football chants are retarded.

Your so **** its un-believeable!
Your so **** its un-believeable!

Chants are easily one of the best things about going to football.

Dong, Dong, wherever you may be,
Your name sounds like a big willy,
And we dont give a ****, that you cant see,
Cuz your name sounds like a big willy.

Respect to those gooners for that Ashley song.lol.

redzerdrog

lol at the dong chant

Guy:Incognito

county wrote: »

:eek:

Yeah, maybe celerbrated was the wrong choice of word on his part given the opposition.

_blank_

Playing one of the "regional" teams full of inbred rednecks. Or to a certain drink driving Cork "hero"

"Your sister is your mother
Your cousin is your brother
You all fúck one another
The _whatever_ family"

"Small town in Munster, you're just a small town in Munster
Small town in Munnnn-ster
You're just a small town in Mun-ster"

The "Andy Goram" song gets an airing at another Cork lad who had half a season in Dublin. That's always good fun

Ronan|Raven

At least we get to sing the Athlone song this season..

_blank_

Ronan|Raven wrote: »

At least we get to sing the Athlone song this season..

Down to the Shelbourne, you're going down to the Shelbourne, down to the Shelllll-bourrrrne, you're going down to the Shel-bourne

Mr Alan

DesF wrote: »

"Your sister is your mother
Your cousin is your brother
You all fúck one another
The _whatever_ family"

always a favourite when either of the Neville brothers is in town!

I always liked.....

"In for a week, and out for a month,
In for a week, and out for a month,
In for a week, and out for a month,
Duncan is a tampon!"

In reference to "big" duncan ferguson.

wouldnt sing it to his face mind!

An Citeog

Mr Alan wrote: »

In reference to "big" duncan ferguson.

wouldnt sing it to his face mind!

At least Everton found him a suitable training regime!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmPqfeBLRAA

WhiteWashMan

i went to see leeds v bradford at ellend road about 5-6 years ago, and bradford had already been relegated.
Leads were 5-0 up i think at the time, and all the leeds supporters were singing

'youre going down your are,
youre going down you are,
youre going down
youre going down you are....'


When the entire 300o visiting bradford supporters all stood up at once, waved their hands above their heads from side to side, and sang

'farewell, so long, auf weidersehen, goodbye'

to which the entirety of the leeds supporters, all three side of the ground, stood up and gave them a standing ovation.

classic stuff.

WhiteWashMan

oh, and of course when i used to watch shamrock rovers every week, it would be 'insert team here, wnak wnak wnak'

we had our thinking hats on those days

iregk

One of my fav chants ever was last season Spurs -v- Blackburn. Blackburn fans notorious for not traveling anywhere had about 100 at the game.

Spurs: "What times your mini bus, what times your mini bus..."

BBurn: "came in a taxi, we only came in a taxi..."

The whole of the lane gave that 100 fans a standing ovation...

Collie D

An oldie but a goodie. At Elland Road a few years back for Leeds v Man U (sitting with Leeds fans as an away supporter is not an experience I'd recommend btw).

End of season game and tannoy announces a season record attendance of 40odd thousand. Cue the whole away end standing up and giving a slow hand clap before bursting into "You only came to see Man United".

Also one that maybe one of you Shels boys could shed some light on. Years ago again. Bohs v Shels when Pat Fenlon was still playing...every time he touched the ball, Bohs fans started singing "He robs the phones...he robs the phones..Fenlon robs the phones". This happened at least once that season...never knew what they were on about.

lordgoat

First West Ham game of the season. Graham Poll is the ref, he gives some player a yellow card and instantly the fans break into:

Two more, he only needs two more.

It's my fav chant of the season so far.

KevIRL

Leeds v's Ipswich (I think)

Leeds were about 5th last, Ipswich were all but relegated.

Leeds fans start up a 'goin down, goin down, goin down chant'

All the Ipswich lads in reply 'So are we, so are we, so are we'

During the FA Cup final last year (after the Jose dog fiasco)

"Morinhio are you listenin
Cause we heard your dog went missin.
We heard him bark,
so we fed him to Park
Walkin in a stir fry wonderland"

jimmyboy

Bohs fans b4 moving:
"Who need Ibramivic, we sold our football pitch",
ireland away to Czech, Hunt getting booed everytime he touches the ball:
"there's only 1 stephen Hunt, there's only 1 stephen hunt,
Another knee in the head and he'll have Cech dead........."
and of course
"we won the eurovision more than you"- love that 1

OPENROAD

Not original but funny all the same when Joey Barton came on tonight.

"You're supposed to be in jail"

keltoms

he'll shoot,
he'll score,
he'll eat ur labrador,
hes park ji sung!!!!!!!!!

Thanx 4 The Fish

When FSP was at Blackburn

Pongolle, Pongolle he's Sinama Pongolle,
He's got no song coz his name's too long,
He's Sinama Pongolle.

Eirebear

keltoms wrote: »

he'll shoot,
he'll score,
he'll eat ur labrador,
hes park ji sung!!!!!!!!!

And yet Rangers fans have been described as racist for

Nakamura ate my dog (ate my dog)
He sliced it
Diced it
And put it in a wok
Oh Namakamura ate my dog! (Ate my dog!)

Nakamura ate my Cat! (Ate my cat)
He Sliced it
Grilled it
And shoved it in a bap
Oh Nakamura ate my cat! (ate my cat!)


truly disgusting the gers fans are....

Gavin "shels"

Only noticed this thread now. When we playing Sporting Fingal in the League Cup, we sang a song about there 30 or so singing support:

"Liam Buckeys rent boys,
Your only Liam Buckleys rents boys."

Liam Buckley being there manager.

Xavi6

Newcastle fans against Pompey last week -

(To the tune of 'Let It Be')

"When we find ourselves in times of trouble,
Kevin Keegan comes to me.
Speaking words of wisdom, Geremi!
Geremi, Geremi, Geremi, Geremi.
There will be an answer.
Geremi!"

Eirebear

Celtic fans to darcheville: "your just a fat eddie murphy!"

Rangers fans to the tune of yor just to good to be true:
Oh Carlos Cuellar
you are the love of my life
oh carlos cuellar
well let you shag our wife
oh carlos cuellar
we want curly hair too!