3 ladies

old boy

3 southern baptist ladies were having lemonade and biscuits and a chat, as usual the topic of the national pastime came up, 1st lady, my guy is like red bull, like a bull with wings always ready to fly into action, 2nd lady, my guy is like 7up, 7 ins and lways up for it, 3rd lady, mine is like jack daniels, but schreeched the 1st two, thats strong liquor, yes said the 3rd thats my leroy.

Zapp Brannigan

I'm thoroughly confused.

Sam Vimes

Zapp Brannigan wrote: »

I'm thoroughly confused.

+1

Melion

Liquor = Licker

I would imagine, but could be wrong.

Sabre0001

I think it's "that's a strong licker (liquor)" - but I can't be sure.....

//Edit - "Schnapp" Melion

great unwashed

That's one of my favourites! The way I heard it the final lady said (southern draawl):
"Ah caawl ma maaen 'Beau Je Lais'"
and the other replied, "'Beaujolais'?? iddn't that some kinda fancy likker?"

Another southern couple were having problems making babies so the husband, Jethro, gets sent to the doctor by the missus to find out what's wrong. Jethro came wearing a suit.
"Why you come back here in dem there suit, now?" asked the wife to Jethro.
"Doctor said I was impotent - so I's gonna look impotent"

cozmik

great unwashed wrote: »

That's one of my favourites! The way I heard it the final lady said (southern draawl):
"Ah caawl ma maaen 'Beau Je Lais'"
and the other replied, "'Beaujolais'?? iddn't that some kinda fancy likker?"

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