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  • 30-01-2008 1:58am
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    rocky25
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    There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
    His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.
    His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"
    Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."
    She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?"
    His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
    _________________________________________________________________

    A secretary complains about her boss she says, "My boss is so sex-crazed.
    Every time he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and then
    the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.
    I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK so that he can INSERT in my C-DRIVE and then the A-DRIVE.
    Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE out the side my C-DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.
    Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER ENTER ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.

    Once I tried to ESC (escape) but he caught me and SHIFTED me to his HOME where he started pressing BACKSPACE, and said” TURNOVER".
    Today, many times he worked without CAPSLOCK and sometimes as an ALTernative he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL and again he LOGS In...This process may continue until I SHUTDOWN his MAIN SYSTEM.


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