chatting up a sexy female teacher

Terry

The Real B-man wrote: »

Do you Honestly think your teacher is gonna go out with ya :rolleyes:

Shhh.

randylonghorn

crazydave wrote: »

One of my mates nailed his biology teacher last year when he was studying for his leaving.She used to give him private grinds and she gave him a great insight into reproduction

Never say never, I suppose, but I would be fairly certain that either your mate has a great career ahead of him as a scriptwriter for the American Pie sub-genre of teen flicks, or he has difficulty separating fantasy from reality!

The Al Lad

Teacher's are dirty, I'm 100% sure she would love a bit of gert, just ask her, if you ask her in front of the whole class she would give you much more respect

Wossack

Ask for sex ed grinds, and then ask for a practical session.

Its 100% guaranteed to work. Your original wit and lust for an education will totally turn her on too.

Splinter

Wossack wrote: »

Ask for sex ed grinds, and then ask for a practical session.

Its 100% guaranteed to work. Your original wit and lust for an education will totally turn her on too.

go listen to Van halen's hot for teacher... that'l give ya confidence then follow Wossack's fine advise

skywalker

Terry wrote: »

The next girl you have sex with could be someone's sister.

Jesus! :eek: Is there anyway to tell these sisters from normal girls?


OP. I dont think you have a choice but to go for it. Sure whats the worst that could happen?

GhostInTheRuins

Spilly wrote: »

There was a gender challenged but adult substitute instructor that used to take lads out driving at night around the grounds and sometimes out to the street lane.One lad said that he received oral stimulation to the genitialia one night. The substitute wouldnt drive him back with him and he was left with his langer hanging out in a laneway with a strange smell of alkyl nitrites on his todger.

So good I read it twice. Might even read again.

thefinalstage

crazydave wrote: »

One of my mates nailed his biology teacher last year when he was studying for his leaving.She used to give him private grinds and she gave him a great insight into reproduction

*Sings in a tenor type voice* Bull SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!*Sings*

Dragan

OP start small and work your way up! Nobody just gets in the ring and starts boxing with Ali!

Start off with the most mingin' bird in class, then work your way through ****ing ugly, just ugly, kinda ugly, alright but shame about the zits, plain, nice looking, good looking, hot, really hot and "she makes me cum just by looking at me."

After that do the same with the teachers.

Practice makes perfect matey.....think along the lines of Progressive Facial Improvement and soon you'll be hitting that teacher doggy style over her kitchen table while her husband directs.

The Chessplayer

ancientdog wrote: »

well all pretty good sugestions but,think about this ,18...out of school...not a pupil...i know what could happen...friendly see how it goes.

Listen, chap, you haven't got a chance, that is unless she is seriously desperate and/or fat.

The Chessplayer

ancientdog wrote: »

I dont know if you know this but i know that go for it comments are all jokes...yeah...I just wanted to see what peoples views and thoughts were about this subject seeing as many people probally most people replying liked a teacher....am i right...me thinks i am.:)

Better watch this fella, he's a clever one!

Fanny Wank

kizzyr wrote: »

...She is still your teacher and in a position of authority over you ....

This is surely just turning the OP on more

randylonghorn

Hell, it's turning me on, who the hell cares about the OP?!

Cokehead Mother

Watch Notes on a Scandal. NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS.

The Chessplayer

Fanny **** wrote: »

This is surely just turning the OP on more

What's OP stand for?

Sherifu

The Chessplayer wrote: »

What's OP stand for?

Old perverts

Baudelaire

The Chessplayer wrote: »

What's OP stand for?

300+ posts and you don't know what "OP" stands for :eek: there's no way you play chess, you're not nerdy enough


"OP" stands for "Original Poster" or sometimes "Original Post" depending on the context

gillyfromlyre

ejmaztec wrote: »

She'll probably give you a damn good whipping for insolence, if you play your cards right.;)

I'd say shes flicking her deck now thinking of him

cunnins4

There is no way that anything bad come come from this OP, it's got winner written all over it.

A guy in my school ended up going out with a teacher for a few years. She was a wee bit fat though.

Rob_l

Oh teachers yeah uh what

WiDGe->

Spilly wrote: »

There was a gender challenged but adult substitute instructor that used to take lads out driving at night around the grounds and sometimes out to the street lane.One lad said that he received oral stimulation to the genitialia one night. The substitute wouldnt drive him back with him and he was left with his langer hanging out in a laneway with a strange smell of alkyl nitrites on his todger.

ha wtf!? explain more, this post deserves a thread of its own.

seraphimvc

what's the problem of shagging your teacher (even if you're still in school at that time)??

lots of japanese students do that!!

keltoms

just wait until lunchtime and ask her if u can you put ur banana in her lunchbox, if she says yes - ur in

Dinter

It's very important that you show her you're interested because she's the one taking the chance with her career by getting it on with you.

The best way to do this is follow her around. Try to find out where she lives and follow her home, roughly two paces behind her. When she asks you what you're doing, look away and don't answer because you're playing hard to get. Then when she moves off follow her again. If she speeds up it's obvious she wants to go somewhere private with you so make sure you walk faster. Breath in and out really loudly and stamp your feet so she can be sure she knows your right there behind her and interested. On no account speak to her. Just make suggestive gestures at your crotch so she knows you mean business.

Also remember to bring her presents. It's amazing how touched and impressed a woman can be if you bring her roadkill or some of your mother's underwear. This shows your caring side.

I guarantee you'll definitely get sex if you follow my advice*.





*It may be in prison though.

randylonghorn

Lol! ^^

seraphimvc wrote: »

lots of japanese students do that!!

Wha'?!

randylonghorn

randylonghorn wrote: »

Lol! ^^

Wha'?!

everything in hentai is true, dontcha know

randylonghorn

bluewolf wrote: »

everything in hentai is true, dontcha know

Really?!!

Jeez, for the first time in my life I know what it feels like to have an inferiority complex!