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  • 30-01-2008 10:40pm
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    old boy
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    a hoya mother of 12 kids clicks on a big lotto win, she decides to spend most of it on herself, off to the plastic surgeon and gets perfect fix from the neck up, delighted with the results she has a boob job, then liposuctiuon on the spare tire, the the arse gets shifted and tightned, lastly the celluite is removed from the thighs, new rig outs, off with her pals, and is delighted that she is been hit upon by young good looking guys, but the sex is ****e, no feeling at all, back to the plastic surgeon, she explains her troubles, and asks could he do a bit of nip and tuck on her girly bits, the surgeon says the problem would have to be acessed, exam over she asks well what, it looks like a badly filled roll she is told, but is fixable, she awakenes from the op and sees a nurse fixing 3 vases of flowers at the end of her bed, from who, she asks, the 1st is from the doc, for being a perfect patient, the 2nd is from the hubby who cant wait to try out the new box, and the 3rd she asks, its from mr ryan over in the burns unit, thanking you for his new ears.


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