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Boardsies Genes

  • 01-02-2008 3:56pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭


    Which boardsies' genes would you combine to make the perfect child and why?

    I think I'd mix Whitewashman (to make sure the kid could stand up for itself), Pighead (because I like the idea of a child referring to itself in the third person) and Thaedydal (so that it knows enough about contraception not to get or get anyone else knocked up or catch an STD). Oh and the delicate beauty of Tar.Aldarion!

    I'm sure there's genes for most of those traits! :D


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Levis tbh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    On a more serious note, are we forming an army?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Mirror wrote: »
    On a more serious note, are we forming an army?

    Yes, only blonde, blue-eyed people can join!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Hail.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    I like the idea of a perfect race...almost like cows...:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Mirror wrote: »
    Hail.

    lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    rkm wrote: »
    lol.....yeah.......nice sig ya got there....

    ¬_¬


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    ~_~


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Ross_Mahon wrote: »
    I like the idea of a perfect race...almost like cows...:D

    Which race of cows?


    I like the idea of an army. But someone would try stop us, then we'd complain amongst ourselves and fracture. Oh well :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    After we find the perfect combination of boards genes we can make the top 2 kids fight to the death!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    LadyJ wrote: »
    After we find the perfect combination of boards genes we can make the top 2 kids fight to the death!
    If a fight to the deaths involved I'd have to vote for Mairt our resident Rambo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    ScumLord wrote: »
    If a fight to the deaths involved I'd have to vote for Mairt our resident Rambo.

    But it would have to be a game of wits as well.
    Mind power gains points too.....No offence meant to Mairt though!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    LadyJ wrote: »
    But it would have to be a game of wits as well.
    Mind power gains points too.....No offence meant to Mairt though!
    Ok so Mairt and Pighead, no gene blenders involved though. They should do it the old school way with screaming, tears and hurt feelings.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    KarlFudge/Monkey Hungus ftw!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Just my own....the real question is which female boardsie would i knock up?

    To date......none. :D

    I'm just messing, female boardsies are the Queens of the Earth and i simply dream of holding the hand of one of them.....just for a brief moment.

    ** Is pretty sure the Friday afternoon slow down is driving him insane**


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I'd like to combine the genes of the following boards.ie users:
    • 12monkeys
    • 12monkey_Gal
    • 12thMonkey
    • 1stmonkeyonline
    • asian-monkey
    • audiomonkey
    • babymonkey
    • BadMonkey
    • bewilderdmonkey
    • bivermonkey
    • blowmonkey
    • Bluemonkey
    • bmonkey132
    • boardmonkey
    • booshtymonkey
    • BrassMonkey
    • breadmonkey
    • Calico Monkey
    • Catchy-Monkey
    • ccmonkey
    • Cheeky monkey
    • cheeky-monkey
    • CheekyMonkey
    • Cheekymonkeys
    • cheeky_monkey
    • CheeseMonkey
    • Chunky Monkey
    • chunky.monkey
    • clonedmonkey
    • coconutmonkey
    • CodeMonkey
    • CodeMonkey11
    • comander-monkey
    • comic_Monkey
    • coversmonkey
    • crashtestmonkey
    • crazy monkey
    • crazymonkey
    • Dancing Monkey
    • desertmonkeys
    • Drunkmonkey79
    • emmamonkey
    • energeticmonkey
    • evamonkey
    • Evil Monkey
    • EvilMonkey
    • false_monkey
    • FiveAssedMonkey
    • flying_monkey_dishwasher
    • Fridge Monkey
    • funky monkey
    • funky monkey 83
    • funky-monkey
    • FunkyMissMonkey
    • funkymonkey
    • funkymonkey2006
    • funky_monkey
    • GENOCIDE MONKEY
    • GreaseMonkey
    • greenmonkey
    • grungemonkey
    • Gunmonkey
    • hairymonkey
    • Hash Monkey
    • Hawaiianmonkey
    • Helper_Monkey
    • Hobnail Monkey
    • hungrymonkey
    • Hydromonkey
    • I likes monkeys
    • Irish Monkey
    • irishmonkey
    • Jade Monkey
    • Jar Monkey
    • Jev Java Monkey
    • jlnmonkey
    • JudasMonkey
    • junglemonkey
    • junkmonkey
    • killermonkey
    • King Monkey
    • kitemonkey
    • Lacticmonkey
    • LastIrishMonkey
    • Littlemonkey
    • LordSuperMonkey
    • LushMonkey
    • Magic Monkey
    • matressmonkey
    • mcmonkeys1
    • mirvin_monkey
    • MisterMonkey
    • mojo_t_monkey
    • Monkey
    • Monkey beater
    • Monkey Blur
    • Monkey Brains
    • monkey girl
    • monkey lover
    • Monkey Magic
    • monkey pleasure
    • monkey tennis
    • monkey-boy
    • monkey123
    • monkey2
    • monkey24
    • monkey31
    • Monkey61
    • monkey9
    • monkey9comma
    • MonkeyAllen
    • MonkeyBalls
    • Monkeyboots
    • monkeyboy
    • MonkeyboySligo
    • monkeyboy_76
    • monkeybrains
    • monkeybusiness
    • Monkeybutler
    • monkeyface
    • monkeyfudge
    • monkeygirl
    • monkeyking1
    • monkeyluvr
    • monkeymagic
    • MonkeyMagician
    • monkeyman
    • monkeyman900
    • Monkeymiss
    • monkeymonkey
    • monkeynuts
    • MonkeyNutz
    • monkeyprofessor
    • monkeyrevenge
    • monkeys
    • monkeysarecool
    • Monkeyshine
    • monkeysoda
    • MonkeySpuZZ
    • monkeysue
    • MonkeyTennis
    • monkeytime
    • Monkeyto
    • MonkeyWrench
    • monkey_bh
    • monkey_magic
    • Monkey_Man
    • moomoomonkey
    • moshmonkey666
    • moshmonkeys
    • mountain monkey
    • Nastee_Monkey
    • nitemonkey04
    • OperaMonkey
    • phonemonkey
    • Phonics Monkey
    • pinkmonkey
    • Pissing Monkey
    • Plankmonkey
    • pogothemonkey
    • pokermonkey
    • PorchMonkey
    • purple monkey dishwasher
    • purplemonkey
    • satellitemonkey
    • Screaming Monkey
    • shaolinmonkey
    • Shugmonkey
    • Sick Monkey
    • skunkythemonkey
    • Slutmonkey57b
    • smack_monkey
    • someonesmonkey
    • sonicmonkey2007
    • Space monkey
    • spacemonkey
    • spacemonkey1
    • SpaceMonkey16
    • spacemonkey187
    • SpaceMonkey42
    • space_monkey
    • space_monkey_al
    • spidermonkey
    • spidermonkey200
    • Spudmonkey
    • spunkydmonkey
    • SpunkyMonkey
    • squirrelmonkey
    • stinkymonkey
    • study*monkey
    • sulphurmonkey
    • SurferMonkey
    • TestMonkeY
    • The Evil Monkey
    • The Monkeys
    • theevilmonkey
    • themarketmonkey
    • Tony The Monkey Child
    • Tranquillized_monkey
    • Webmonkey
    • zenmonkey
    Actually about 99% of them are my alt accounts so we're pretty much already there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    I'm not sure if the world is ready for the Super Monkey that such a gene mashing would result in!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    ook?


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