Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

m83 · 02-02-2008 1:56pm #1

It's so so true, Americans just don't get sarcasm.

Me: hey you!
Kati: hi, how are you?
Me: i have work in one hour, not good at all!
Me: its 8 am here
Kati: where is here??
Me: ireland
Kati: OMG really...wow....
Me: ya, sure is
Me: u like ireland?
Kati: I thought you were in the states..in
California...never been to Ireland
Me: aww u should come its awesome here
Kati: that is a bit far...maybe someday....not like I can
just jump in the car...
Me: u could jump in a plane though
Kati: true...but that would be a hefty ticket...
Me: but im worth it, arent i ?

Kati: honey I don't even know you...
Me: aww I thought we had something

Kati: don't be sad...it's true
Me: but you made me feel so special like kittens in syrup
Kati: you are crazy....how...you don't even know my
name...maybe you have me confused with someone
else...
Me: but your beautiful
Kati: well thank you...I appreciate that
Me: no problem, lover
Kati: lover??? You are crazy
Me: you know i love you baby
Kati: shut your mouth
Me: make me
Kati: eww! leave me alone...you are immature...sorry....
Me: f*ck you bitch!

Oh where did I go wrong this young lady at all? :rolleyes:

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 02-02-2008 1:58pm

dlofnep · 02-02-2008 1:58pm

"Kati: true...but that would be a hefty ticket... "

Americans say hefty?

Huggles · 02-02-2008 1:59pm

O

k!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 02-02-2008 2:00pm

uh....what?

Ruu_Old · 02-02-2008 2:01pm

Join a club or go travelling.

m83 · 02-02-2008 2:01pm

Sorry mods, can you move this post to humanities or PI please?

Jimbo · 02-02-2008 2:02pm

Im loike sooooooo jealous. You were on the verge of cyber-scoring there mate

dlofnep · 02-02-2008 2:02pm

Oh holy gawd, this thread backfired.

Sherifu · 02-02-2008 2:03pm

m83 wrote: »

Sorry mods, can you move this post to humanities or PI please?

Hahahahahahahahaha

More like the recycle bin

MrJoeSoap · 02-02-2008 2:04pm

Best thread title ever.

Gosh!

passive · 02-02-2008 2:04pm

You're, not your. That's probably where you lost her... She seemed the academic sort. Better luck next time, plenty more fish in the sea. RP as a rhino.

m83 · 02-02-2008 2:05pm

somebody... hold me... please!

Jimbo · 02-02-2008 2:06pm

Me: but you made me feel so special like kittens in syrup

Lol. What a line

faceman · 02-02-2008 2:06pm

wtf is this about? is it funny or something?

Marksie · 02-02-2008 2:07pm

m83 wrote: »

Oh where did I go wrong this young lady at all? :rolleyes:

That is really something you should be discussing with your counsellor, psychiatrist or psychologist.

If you havent got one, get one

m83 · 02-02-2008 2:09pm

faceman wrote: »

wtf is this about? is it funny or something?

The hint was in the opening sentence.

It's so so true, Americans just don't get sarcasm.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 02-02-2008 2:09pm

faceman wrote: »

wtf is this about? is it funny or something?

No, no it isn't.

To OP:
"You saw Napoleon Dynamite too??? You're cool let's be friends!!!!"

Tragedy · 02-02-2008 2:11pm

Are you saying we're all americans and you're being sarcastic?

m83 · 02-02-2008 2:11pm

Kyla Handsome Whistle-blower wrote: »

No, no it isn't.

To OP:
"You saw Napoleon Dynamite too??? You're cool let's be friends!!!!"

I like you. But i don't like your face. So i'd rather not.

faceman · 02-02-2008 2:12pm

m83 wrote: »

It's so so true, Americans just don't get sarcasm.

Er, yes they do.
there is nothing sarcastic in your conversation, just stupidity.

m83 · 02-02-2008 2:12pm

faceman wrote: »

Er, yes they do.
there is nothing sarcastic in your conversation, just stupidity.

ok thanks for clearing that up for me dad.

dlofnep · 02-02-2008 2:12pm

Oh man, I feel awkward for the OP. Can we delete this thread and give the guy a fresh new start?

m83 · 02-02-2008 2:13pm

Mods. Can you reinstall the after hours humour plug-in please?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 02-02-2008 2:16pm

Do you like Family Guy too?

m83 · 02-02-2008 2:16pm

Kyla Handsome Whistle-blower wrote: »

Do you like Family Guy too?

Why? Do you? Thats awesome! Let's be friends!!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 02-02-2008 2:18pm

Looks like some Irish people don't get sarcasm either.

Tobias Greeshman · 02-02-2008 2:20pm

Damn I miss these type of threads on boards.

Marksie · 02-02-2008 2:21pm

m83 wrote: »

Mods. Can you reinstall the after hours humour plug-in please?

And the stupidity filter as well

Humour is relative, stupidity universal

m83 · 02-02-2008 2:23pm

Meh, i give up... you win internet people

Sherifu · 02-02-2008 2:24pm

m83 wrote: »

Meh, i give up... you win internet people

Loser.

Stercus Accidit · 02-02-2008 2:50pm

He he he!

This is epic fail I guess, I heard of it, but never thought I would see it for myself....

Either, ultimate troll....

Or twat.

Mods please put in a poll.

6th · 02-02-2008 2:57pm

m83 wrote: »

Oh where did I go wrong this young lady at all? :rolleyes:

Sorry, it wasn't a lady it was me. I get bored sometimes.

RoyalMarine · 02-02-2008 3:09pm

where's terry when you need him

6th · 02-02-2008 3:12pm

Probably off in a chat room pretending to be a lonely housewife.

Killaqueen!!! · 02-02-2008 3:13pm

Sarcasm might work on, like..yknow..real friends..like not on the internet?

RoyalMarine · 02-02-2008 3:18pm

6th wrote: »

Probably off in a chat room pretending to be a lonely housewife.

lol

AngryBadger · 02-02-2008 3:31pm

"hefty" lol Shoulda said "Oh i've got something hefty for you right here babe, there, feel the heft on THAT!"

Wertz · 02-02-2008 3:32pm

Killaqueen!!! wrote: »

Sarcasm might work on, like..yknow..real friends..like not on the internet?

Oh sarcasm works on the web...it's the actual lack of any in the OP's IM convo that's the root of the problem...

Kold · 02-02-2008 3:41pm

Me: Whut up
Sam: Nothin' much
Me: You're gay lol
Sam: Totally

OMGROFL YOU GUYS HAD TO HEAR THIS

tech77 · 02-02-2008 3:42pm

dlofnep wrote: »

Oh man, I feel awkward for the OP. Can we delete this thread and give the guy a fresh new start?

Yes.
Let's never speak of this thread again.

Christ between this and the Pighead tabloid thread there has some fair amount of sh1te posted in AH recently.

FunkZ · 02-02-2008 3:46pm

The internetz R'z a frightful place ya'll...

m83 · 02-02-2008 7:18pm

don't you worry i'll be back! mu ha ha ha!!!

Sherifu · 02-02-2008 7:26pm

m83 wrote: »

don't you worry i'll be back! mu ha ha ha!!!

Here's hoping that's sarcasm.

togster · 02-02-2008 7:33pm

Caliden · 02-02-2008 7:36pm

I thought it was humourous. Lighten up you bunch of tight arses.

passive · 02-02-2008 7:44pm

Yeah, I'm with Caliden. It wasn't that bad... Kinda funny how she took him completely seriously despite him clearly taking the piss. Quit bandwagoning :P.

leninbenjamin · 02-02-2008 7:47pm

where's this going again?

m83 · 02-02-2008 7:58pm

Caliden wrote: »

I thought it was humourous. Lighten up you bunch of tight arses.

passive wrote: »

Yeah, I'm with Caliden. It wasn't that bad... Kinda funny how she took him completely seriously despite him clearly taking the piss. Quit bandwagoning :P.

legends the two of you, cheers for that.

bangwagoning thread of the century.

togster · 02-02-2008 8:05pm

m83 wrote: »

bangwagoning thread of the century.

Now thats some good sarcasm right there.

m83 · 02-02-2008 8:07pm

togster wrote: »

Now thats some good sarcasm right there.

case in point.

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

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