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This is a terrible joke

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  • 03-02-2008 6:37pm
    #1
    rocky25
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    A scientist cloned himself.
    But the clone turned out to be incredibly rude.
    Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone, and pushed him over a cliff.
    The next day he was arrested for making an “obscene clone fall"



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    Leaves quickly


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    #2
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users Posts: 10,643 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    rocky25 wrote: »
    A scientist cloned himself.
    But the clone turned out to be incredibly rude.
    Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone, and pushed him over a cliff.
    The next day he was arrested for making an “obscene clone fall"



    dash_2.gif
    Leaves quickly

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. Heard that one ages ago.


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    A millionaire enters a jewellers with his dog and says... "this dog as been my best pal for over a decade..I would like a gold statue of him..."
    The jeweller replies..."Would you like him 18 carat.."
    The man replies..."no chewing a bone will do..."


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Rocky25..

    Get your coat and leave before i loose my temper.


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    Mental Mickey
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    snyper wrote: »
    Rocky25..

    Get your coat and leave before i loose my temper.

    +1.

    :rolleyes:


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    AckwelFoley
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    two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. The first sausage says, "Is it getting hot in herre to you?"

    The second sausage then replies, "Holy **** aaaaaaaaaarrrgh!!!, a talking sausage!"


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Now I'm goingBye2.gif

    Sorry Snyper and Mental Mickey, didn't get my tabs today:rolleyes:


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    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users Posts: 10,643 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    rocky25 wrote: »
    Now I'm goingBye2.gif

    Sorry Snyper and Mental Mickey, didn't get my tabs today:rolleyes:

    :D lol


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    Jimbo
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    This one belongs in TCN


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    Mental Mickey
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    jimbo78 wrote: »
    This one belongs in TCN

    It wasn't that good.

    ;)


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    AckwelFoley
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    jimbo78 wrote: »
    This one belongs in TCN


    No, the recycle bin :D


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    randylonghorn
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    Hey Rocky! ... you were right! :D


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    rocky25
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    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Hey Rocky! ... you were right! :D

    Lolo.gif


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    patmac
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    rocky25 wrote: »
    A millionaire enters a jewellers with his dog and says... "this dog as been my best pal for over a decade..I would like a gold statue of him..."
    The jeweller replies..."Would you like him 18 carat.."
    The man replies..."no chewing a bone will do..."

    Mind you don't get banned for criticising jokes!


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    #15
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    patmac wrote: »
    Mind you don't get banned for criticising jokes!
    Thats your job.


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