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old boy · 2008-02-03 22:15:07

an explosion down a mine shaft, many dead, many injured, a week later a guy wakes up in hospital realises that he has lost a leg, crys roares, etc, a nurse arrives at his bedside, asks what wrong, he says, i have lost a leg, who wants a 1 legged gold digger, she says, have you tried paul mc carthney.

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03-02-2008 11:15pm

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an explosion down a mine shaft, many dead, many injured, a week later a guy wakes up in hospital realises that he has lost a leg, crys roares, etc, a nurse arrives at his bedside, asks what wrong, he says, i have lost a leg, who wants a 1 legged gold digger, she says, have you tried paul mc carthney.

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#2 04-02-2008 2:07pm
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What do vegetarian worms eat?

LInda McCartney.

(Although she's probably long gone now.)

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What do you get if you push a piano down a shaft ?

A flat minor.

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An explosion down a mine shaft, many dead, many injured. A week later this guy wakes up in hospital ,realises that he has lost a leg cries,roars, etc. A nurse arrives at his bedside, asks what's wrong. He says, "I have lost a leg, who wants a one legged gold digger ? ". She says, "have you tried Paul McCartney."

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