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  • 04-02-2008 10:29am
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    Homer
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    2 Pakistani heroin addicts injected curry powder by mistake...

    They both end up in intensive care !!

    One has a dodgy tikka..

    and the other one is in a korma...


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    Our man in Havana
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    Very good! :)


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    tallus
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    Lol!


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    Eglinton
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    Mild enough!



    *Runs for coat


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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭Homer


    Right so.. try these on for size?

    What do you call a Pakistani lesbian? Mingeeta.
    What do you call a Pakistani with bacon on his brow? Ham head
    What do you call a Pakistani with 2 bits of bacon? Mo' Ham head
    What do you call a Pakistani at a karaoke? G'upta Singh
    What do you call a Pakistani pool attendant? Dyahandja Bahndin


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    Jay P
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    Tasteless and not funny. Sorry, hate to be the one to spoil the partay


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    Eglinton
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    I meant "mild" as in curry! Too subtle :D


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    Jay P
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    What about the subtleties in my comment? tasteless. Geddit?


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    denashpot
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    industria wrote: »
    Right so.. try these on for size?

    What do you call a Pakistani lesbian? Mingeeta.
    What do you call a Pakistani with bacon on his brow? Ham head
    What do you call a Pakistani with 2 bits of bacon? Mo' Ham head
    What do you call a Pakistani at a karaoke? G'upta Singh
    What do you call a Pakistani pool attendant? Dyahandja Bahndin

    terrible.


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    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    here
    have 5 stars


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