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Guess who is in charge?

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  • 04-02-2008 7:29pm
    #1
    Ronin247
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭


    The Colonoscopy

    All the organs of the body were having a meeting,trying to decide who was
    the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain,'Because I run
    all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.' 'I should be
    in charge,' said the blood ,'because I circulate oxygen all over so without
    me you'd all waste away.

    'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,'because I process food and give
    all of you energy.' 'I should be in charge,'said the legs, 'because I carry
    the body wherever it needs to go.''I
    should be in charge,' said the eyes,'Because I allow the body to see
    where it goes.' 'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,'Because I'm
    responsible for waste removal.'

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a
    huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days,the brain had a terrible
    headache,the stomach was bloated,the legs got wobbly,the eyes got
    watery,and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be
    the boss.

    The Moral of the story? The ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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