2 Old Girls

Ronin247

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink
and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a
condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues
smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any
chemist

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local chemist and
announces to the chemist that she wants a box of condoms. The
chemist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is
after all over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of
condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The chemist fainted.

rocky25

lol

Pal

I'll take a bullet for the silent majority.

Hagar go easy on me.

Ronin get your coat

kidding.
my riposte;

2 expectant women sitting on a park bench knitting baby cardigans.
One says "Hope mine's a boy because I only have blue wool."
Other says "Hope mines a spa because I've fcuked up the arms!"

Hagar

I was laughing so much I missed...

kev_s88

lmao @ Pal

fabsoul

very good