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  • Registered Users Posts: 277 ✭✭denashpot


    rkm wrote: »
    26. Is currently unemployed

    27 comes after 26. are you his father/son/brother by any chance?:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    29. Considers himself a drug dealer after getting one of the lads a quarter...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    30. Is afraid to smile.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    31. Is a driver for his local take away

    32. Works in an ice-cream van during the summer

    33. Is that bloke in your estate that gave a dog a blowjob


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 9,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Shield


    34. Couldn't spell ASBO


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    35. Doesn't need to go to school.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭stevoman


    36 - has a burberry shirt

    37 - wud like to roide his mates sista!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    38 - is wearing white socks with nike air runners that have more holes then moses slippers


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    39. doesn't know that Einstein's sig is in breach of sig rules by being centred ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    40. Or Hail 2 Da Chimps for the same reason


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    6th wrote: »
    39. doesn't know that Einstein's sig is in breach of sig rules by being centred ;)
    Really?

    Get away?!:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    41. Tried to give himself a turkish abortion.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Ninja_scrotum


    Whats a turkish abortion?

    42. Wouldn't be caught dead with a broadsheet.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 9,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Shield


    43. Hasn't a clue what a broadsheet is


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,775 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    44. Drinks some or all of these on a night out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,713 ✭✭✭✭jor el


    45. Is wondering how to set up a 2nd email address so he can re-reg, bud.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    46 has an abundance of smeg


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    47: Has tha burd up tha duffer again for social benefit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    48. Sells gates.

    49. Robs gas cylinders and resprays them.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,689 Mod ✭✭✭✭stevenmu


    50: Grabs his crotch every few minutes, presumably to check that the rash he got after roidin' his bird didn't make it fall off yet.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    51: Is wonderin waht the fook we're all talkin about!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    52. Can't tie his own shoelaces.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    53: Can't wait to sell enough drugs so he can join his mates in Spain!


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,847 ✭✭✭✭ShaneU


    54. owns a Celtic jersey


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    ShaneU wrote: »
    54. owns a Celtic jersey

    54a: And hates them foreign games!


  • Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    55. Can only type on his keyboard by using his right (texting) thumb.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Ninja_scrotum


    55. Fancies his mother


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    56. Gets frustrated trying to understand these posts.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    57. Doesn't know what a tracker mortgage is.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭blah


    58. Doesn't know that a Tracker bar contains as much sugar and calories as a regular chocolate bar.


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